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mayfield_rpg2012-04-30 07:36 pm
hisnameisthecaptain) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-04-30 07:36 pm
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9th Fifth - Warm Weather Brings Out The Best In Us
[Guess what Mayfield? The Captain is drunk, he's had a great morning, and he's naked!
That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!
He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!
He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]
A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.
It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.
There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]
B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.
Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]
C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.
The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.
Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]
D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!
Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]
E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.
Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]
That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!
He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!
He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]
A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.
It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.
There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]
B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.
Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]
C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.
The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.
Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]
D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!
Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]
E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.
Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]
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I bet you could. But for now, I think you might want to take a seat and take a breather. See, even got a towel here and everything.
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[Now he's waving that bottle at Sazh. Not trying to hit him, just trying to emphasize a point.
What that point might be? That's anyone's guess.]
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Not saying that! I was just thinking that you're getting yourself all worked up you might just want to take a few deep breaths and take five. I can even get you water or something. Drink of champions, right? I think you've got that other guy beat in the corner for now.
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