Scene 13: Freaky Friday!

[a_crazygirl]

A: Action: 311 Miller Street


[This is not Toni's beautiful house. This is not Toni's beautiful hair. This is not Toni's beautiful wardrobe... although this lady clearly has taste.

Toni manages to stave off the panic long enough to explore the house and get her bearings. There are clowns. And wizards. Everywhere. Now that freaks her out a little. Fortunately, it also doesn't take her long to find the alcohol. Toni's not a big drinker, but, man, she's stuck in someone else's body. In a house full of clowns. This is a special occasion.]

B: phone:

[Receiver in one hand, martini in the other.]

Hey, this is Toni. I think Mayfield's being Mayfield again. I'm not sure who's body I'm in right now, but I really love your scarf! I hope you don't mind, but I kind of helped myself to some drinks. Sorry! I'll pay you back when this is over!

Comments

Phone

[omg_thrall]

I see you got caught up in this madness. I haven't, but I suppose it's small mercies.

Phone

[a_crazygirl]

Lucky you! This is pretty tame as far as things go here, fortunately.

Re: Phone

[omg_thrall]

I noticed. It's not so bad as far as strangeness goes at least.

Phone

[a_crazygirl]

Have you been here long? They've done some pretty nasty stuff before.

Re: Phone

[omg_thrall]

Not very long. Since January or so.

Phone

[a_crazygirl]

You were here for the surgeries then, right? That's the kind of stuff they like to do. Aside from that, they've been going easy on us lately.

Re: Phone

[omg_thrall]

Yes I was. Ugh such vile things they did. To think I would see such horrible things similar to what happened back home with the minions of the Lich King.

Re: Phone

[a_crazygirl]

You have this stuff where you come from? Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Re: Phone

[omg_thrall]

At the least, it helps me cope. Back home, these sort of things were performed on the minions of undeath by their corrupted undead scientists.

B - slightly before she makes the call

[busy_fists]

[Dad's sitting in the living room reading the newspaper as Toni!Mom starts rummaging through the liquor cabinet.]

Gin's in the back. Fixed myself a night cap last night.

B

[a_crazygirl]

Oh, thanks! You live here, right? Where are we?

[busy_fists]

[Dad sets the paper down, arching an eyebrow.]

Are you feeling all right?

[a_crazygirl]

I, uh.

No, no I'm not. I think I switched bodies with someone, as weird as that sounds.

[busy_fists]

Well, that would explain why you didn't know how to navigate the liquor cabinet.

[a_crazygirl]

And you have a lot of it, too. I hate to be pushy, but do you mind if I just have one drink? I just really feel like I need something to take the edge off right now.

[busy_fists]

Sure, help yourself. I'll warn you, though - Roxy's body probably has a pretty high tolerance built up. You may need more than just one.

[a_crazygirl]

[At first she wonders if it's worth it, but then she gets a glimpse of another clown picture out of the corner of her eye.] I better get started, then.

[She unceremoniously pours herself a drink.] Cheers.

[busy_fists]

Enjoy. She stocks some pretty good stuff.

phone - sorry for the tl;dr

[godaime]

[ Tsunade was just undroned. Snapping back to reality, the first thing she did was just leave the dishes as they were. Someone was doing them, but it sure as hell wasn't going to be her. Upon hearing the phone message, several things just struck her as odd. This was Roxy's voice, not Toni's. Who was Toni anyways? And why was she drinking their supply of alcohol!? These questions (and one selfish thought) floated through Tsunade's head before replying. Mayfield being Mayfield, uncertainty of bodies...

Mayfield was transporting people's consciousness into other individual's minds. It wasn't totally unheard of in Tsunade's world, but it was rare. ]

You're in the body of Roxy Lalonde. Did Mayfield put your mind in someone else's body? [ She might as well get conformation on her suspicions. If it's not this, she's not sure what it could be besides utterly horrifying and suckish. Suddenly, being droned wasn't so awful. ]

phone - not a problem!

[a_crazygirl]

Yeah, as far as I can tell that's what happened, considering I don't know this Roxy lady in the slightest.

okay! thank you! ;o;

[godaime]

Well, what you need to know is that she's a scientist and she drinks. There's more to it but that's the general gist of it. You're currently at 311 Miller Street, and, if you have a fear for clowns and wizards, don't go downstairs. [ The strangest stuff she's ever seen is in that house. ]

[a_crazygirl]

Too late for that. I'm not afraid of clowns or anything, but this place is still creeping me out.

Thanks for the help, Miss, uh...?

[godaime]

I don't fear clowns, or any of that stuff, but, all of those statues there are probably meant to be unsettling.

Tsunade. It's my pleasure to meet you. Your name is...?

[a_crazygirl]

Tell me about it. I can't shake the feeling that I'm being watched.

Toni. Toni Ipres. Tsunade's a Japanese name, right?

[godaime]

All of those eyes in the room are bounded to make someone feel that name.

[ Her eyebrows push together at the mention of Japan. ] Huh? No. It's a name from Konoha. Japan doesn't exist in our world, but, I wouldn't be surprised to learn there's some similarities between our languages. [ Damn Naruto taking place in an unnamed world! She'll just continue insisting on using her world's terminology. ]