mayfield_rpg | Ruri's Prank Logs

[Ruri received her letter early on the first and and decided that this seemed harmless enough so she would do this one. But she also decided to hit one person not on her list]

Action A (The home of Wes Jansen)

[He wasn't on the list, but he seemed to be a pro, and she knew a little about his world. She set it so the second he walked into a bathroom, any bathroom, Omoikane would trap him in a holographic cube of that tree village from the 3rd movie with the teddy bear things, just as the final song was going to play, right after the blaring of the horns they would all break into a rendition of "Never Gunna Give You Up" and the accompanying dance number. After setting the program to go she walked to close confines.]

Action B (The Home of Poland)

[First she had a phone call made to Poland's home in an old heavily German accent "I am da Viper. I clean all impurities first. I vill come for you from the west." At the end of the day she left another call in the same German reading "Top floor first, I leave nothing to chance. Ve vill meet soon." Early the morning of the second, just before sunrise she makes one more call in the old German man's voice. "The viper demands swift payment for da viper's work. It will be crystal clear when I come." Shortly after 10pm there is one last call. "The viper comes tomorrow at the end of the day. Da viper will clean like in the old days."]

Action C (Home of Sazh)

[Ruri set up something similar to Wes for this man, she didn't know him, but she had it programmed so that whenever Omoikane scanned him sitting down on a toilet a holographic field would cover him and it would look like he was in the center of the United Earth Council room on the toilet in the middle of a meeting and programmed everyone to stare and look uncomfortable.]

Action D (around town, SPECIFICALLY around Makoto Nanaya)

[Ruri didn't want to overuse the holograms, and the com system could just play soft music, so she set it so that whenever Makoto was alone, it would softly play recorded songs from one of the Spanish stations her crew had requested years ago. She had close to 2 years of broadcasts so there was plenty of insane gibberish to go around.]

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I hear you and you are kind of loud. Does that count?

Well, no! Maybe? No! [She's just excitable, is all.] There was really loud music and talking, and it sounded like it was following me.

What did it sound like?

Uh... another language? [She's not entirely sure which it is, and doesn't want to look like an idiot by guessing wrong.]

Can you say a few words from it?

[This is what she gets for not paying enough attention to things.] Noooot really. I was trying to tune it out.

I can't really help you then. Is it playing now?

No, not really. Guess I might've been hearing things.

Its possible. Would you like me to get you a drink or something?

Sure, that'd be nice. [Calm those nerves and all.]

[Ruri nods]

I'll be back in a few minutes then.

[She heads down the street and when she passes around a corner a roaring rendition of "La Bamba" starts out of nowhere.]

[!!] Wha-- There it is again! [Maybe this time she can catch this girl and she might be hearing it! Makoto's gotta give chase!

The song's a little catchy, though.]

[The second she rounds the corner to see Ruri standing in line to get a drink the music will stop. Ruri won't seem to notice either.]

[Makoto is just going to stop in her tracks once the music stops, staring at Ruri with a completely defeated expression.

Maybe she's staring through Ruri.]

[Ruri continues to wait in line, till she can get some tea, then will walk over and offer a cup of it.]

Oh, you could have waited, I'd have brought it over.

[She will weakly accept that cup of tea.]

... You didn't hear any music, did you?

[She blinks and replies in a deadpan tone]

They had Elvis playing at the cafe.

And... that was all you heard?

Yes. Why?

[Yup. Mayfield has driven her insane.]

You gotta believe me, I'm hearing some weird music outta nowhere!

[Ruri puts her hand on Makoto's head like she's checking for a fever.]

Is it good music at least?

I guess. It's kinda catchy stuff. [She supposes there's that.]

You didn't sign up for that practical joke competition, did you?

Why? [...] You think someone might be messing with me?

I'm sorry. You were on my list. April fools.

[Her hand shimmers a bit and the music plays for a second before dying down.]

I wanted to do something that wasn't publicly humiliating.

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