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mayfield_rpg2012-04-02 07:01 pm
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Ruri's Prank Logs
[Ruri received her letter early on the first and and decided that this seemed harmless enough so she would do this one. But she also decided to hit one person not on her list]
Action A (The home of Wes Jansen)
[He wasn't on the list, but he seemed to be a pro, and she knew a little about his world. She set it so the second he walked into a bathroom, any bathroom, Omoikane would trap him in a holographic cube of that tree village from the 3rd movie with the teddy bear things, just as the final song was going to play, right after the blaring of the horns they would all break into a rendition of "Never Gunna Give You Up" and the accompanying dance number. After setting the program to go she walked to close confines.]
Action B (The Home of Poland)
[First she had a phone call made to Poland's home in an old heavily German accent "I am da Viper. I clean all impurities first. I vill come for you from the west." At the end of the day she left another call in the same German reading "Top floor first, I leave nothing to chance. Ve vill meet soon." Early the morning of the second, just before sunrise she makes one more call in the old German man's voice. "The viper demands swift payment for da viper's work. It will be crystal clear when I come." Shortly after 10pm there is one last call. "The viper comes tomorrow at the end of the day. Da viper will clean like in the old days."]
Action C (Home of Sazh)
[Ruri set up something similar to Wes for this man, she didn't know him, but she had it programmed so that whenever Omoikane scanned him sitting down on a toilet a holographic field would cover him and it would look like he was in the center of the United Earth Council room on the toilet in the middle of a meeting and programmed everyone to stare and look uncomfortable.]
Action D (around town, SPECIFICALLY around Makoto Nanaya)
[Ruri didn't want to overuse the holograms, and the com system could just play soft music, so she set it so that whenever Makoto was alone, it would softly play recorded songs from one of the Spanish stations her crew had requested years ago. She had close to 2 years of broadcasts so there was plenty of insane gibberish to go around.]
Action A (The home of Wes Jansen)
[He wasn't on the list, but he seemed to be a pro, and she knew a little about his world. She set it so the second he walked into a bathroom, any bathroom, Omoikane would trap him in a holographic cube of that tree village from the 3rd movie with the teddy bear things, just as the final song was going to play, right after the blaring of the horns they would all break into a rendition of "Never Gunna Give You Up" and the accompanying dance number. After setting the program to go she walked to close confines.]
Action B (The Home of Poland)
[First she had a phone call made to Poland's home in an old heavily German accent "I am da Viper. I clean all impurities first. I vill come for you from the west." At the end of the day she left another call in the same German reading "Top floor first, I leave nothing to chance. Ve vill meet soon." Early the morning of the second, just before sunrise she makes one more call in the old German man's voice. "The viper demands swift payment for da viper's work. It will be crystal clear when I come." Shortly after 10pm there is one last call. "The viper comes tomorrow at the end of the day. Da viper will clean like in the old days."]
Action C (Home of Sazh)
[Ruri set up something similar to Wes for this man, she didn't know him, but she had it programmed so that whenever Omoikane scanned him sitting down on a toilet a holographic field would cover him and it would look like he was in the center of the United Earth Council room on the toilet in the middle of a meeting and programmed everyone to stare and look uncomfortable.]
Action D (around town, SPECIFICALLY around Makoto Nanaya)
[Ruri didn't want to overuse the holograms, and the com system could just play soft music, so she set it so that whenever Makoto was alone, it would softly play recorded songs from one of the Spanish stations her crew had requested years ago. She had close to 2 years of broadcasts so there was plenty of insane gibberish to go around.]
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Sir, this is the speaking podium of the United Earth Government. Is it APPROPRIATE to come dressed like this and... WITH YOUR OWN TOILET?!
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What in the..?
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Still fully clothed, Sazh sits down on the toilet once more to see if his suspicion is correct. That that was nothing but smoke and mirrors. ]
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