6th Fifth - April Foolishness! [Event Post]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is trying his hands at pranks!

This isn't killing, so he's willing to go along with it. Plus, it might be fun!]


[The Captain waves to Scout when he catches him outside.]

Hey, let me see your bat for a second. I got a new trick.


[The Captain has a sealed champagne bottle and looks a little tipsy. He knows how to fake drunk, he's drunk often enough.

He sees Yuna and grins.]

Hey kid, can you help me out? I am having trouble with this cork.


[Late at night on the 1st, The Captain seeks out the pet house. Floating down, he grabs it by the roof and gently floats up.

It takes all his effort to be gentle about this. The super hero flies up with the dog house and put's it in the branches of the tree. Resting it precariously in place and floating above it.

He then shouts. Hoping to drive the pet from it's home.]

"Oh my god! The roof of the dog house in on fire!"

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[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[Late at night on the 1st. All was quiet. Until that shout. In a blind panic, Perry bolted from the house door, hit the air and started treading it seconds before impacting the ground with a loud whumping noise.

Ow. That really hurt.]

Krrrrt.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The most mature super hero is floating in the air laughing and pointing at the poor Perry.

Okay, that made his night.]

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[Oh yeah. If it weren't for the fact that Perry was sure he hurt something in that fall, he'd have tried to dropkick him by now. Ow.]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is floating upside down and holding his sides. He points and laughs some more before floating off.]

((If you want to give him a physical object regain, he's going to just toss it away anyways for Perry to reclaim.))

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[This. Means. War.]

(ooc: haha Perry hasn't got any~)

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain isn't going to know what hit him.

Heading off to catch someone else.]

((OOC: That's fine, on the 4th I am doing a general Captain post where he loses some of his own regains due to pranks.))

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[Oh yeah. Perry's going to plot his pranking doom. Provided he'll be able to move from his prone position.]

(ooc: hehehe awesome. I'll get a prank in revenge up then later!)

Sounds good, or feel free to tag his not so super post later

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[freakinblur]

[Scout's holding it, but he looks skeptical. He knows what today is.]

...Why.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Try to be smooth Captain. This guy can be a hot head too.

You tricked him once with the flying thing.]

I've been practicing. I suck at aim but I'm a power hitter.

I bet I can even hit targets better than you.

[freakinblur]

Yeah right, pally! I bet ya can knock it inta space but still couldn't hit tha broad side of a barn.

[He'll hand the Atomizer over.]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

I've gotten better at this.

[Takes the bat, feeling it's weight.]

Oh, this reminds me of a riddle.

[Not it doesn't, he just made this up and thinks it's funny.]

What's Batman's favorite toy?

[freakinblur]

[Sudden bad feeling about this...]

...What?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[With one easy motion, he bends the bat with a 90 degree angle in the middle. Holding it by it's handle, he grins.]

The Bat-arang!

Get it?

[freakinblur]

[!!!!]

CAP! What the hell're ya doin'?! Fix that shit!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Haha, I really got you that time.

Don't worry, I got it.

[He grips it and bends it back a bit too hard and too far...

...snap! Now he's holding the top part, seperated in two where the metal had pinched together.]

Uh... oops?

[freakinblur]

[internal screeeeeeeeaaaam]

[Punch coming your way, aiming for the nose. Part of him remembers that Captain is invulnerable, but he's not acting logically here.]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Yep, not quick enough to avoid that.

Punches to the nose hurt!

He gives a shout and takes the punch. Stumbling back.]

[freakinblur]

Asshole! I got that from back home, not here! Gimme one reason why I shouldn't--

[As Scout goes to reach for his Force-A-Nature, it's no longer in his bag. When he looks up again, Captain is now holding it.]

What in God's name happened?!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[It is now in The Captain's hands.]

Hey, now you were going to shoot me with this again?

Well you better stay back, or I'll-

BAM!

[The Captain misfired without even meaning to, firing and hitting a fence, miss Scout entirely, and knocking himself backwards.

The gun goes flying into the yard and The Captain's skull bounces off the pavement. Knocking him unconscious.]

1/2

[freakinblur]

[freakinblur]

[Scout busts out laughing and walks over.]

Haha, oh man, you are such an idiot, Rummy. [Pokes him a little with his foot.

Nope, not getting up. Ok, fine. Scout takes back his gun and leave the Captain there. That's what you get for breaking his bat!]