Beast Boy (
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mayfield_rpg2012-03-02 09:00 pm
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Whoa. Hold on. Time out, dudes. So school was pretty OK at first, and I guess there was a buncha stuff that was good to know. I had no idea Napoleon crossed the Saraha on an elephant; I thought he was just the guy who invented that triple ice cream flavor. And the difference between geometry and geography is pretty obvious now, looking back. But this is just gettin' lame! Why the heck is there homework every day? Who invented midterms? And how do any of you guys have time for video games after going through all of this junk?!
You're all with me on this, right? I did fine teaching myself before; is there like someone I can talk to to get outta class? I'm pretty much set for life schoolwise already. I before t except after g, triangles have 360 angles, blahblah, see?
[action, high school]
[Beast Boy is so over this school thing. The next day, instead of a skinny green boy sitting in his desk, there is a small, green cat curled up on top, taking a nap. This persists in every class apart from lunch and gym.]
[action, makeout point]
[Sometime after Valentine's Day, Beast Boy flutters up to the top of the mountain and transforms back into his usual self, sitting with his legs dangling off the side of the cliff. There is a dreamy expression in his eyes and he sighs deeply as he flops backwards. ...He changes his mind half a second later and sits back up, leaning over to scream down into the town far below.]
I've got a girlfrieeeeeend!!!!
[Oh, yeah. Felt good.]
Whoa. Hold on. Time out, dudes. So school was pretty OK at first, and I guess there was a buncha stuff that was good to know. I had no idea Napoleon crossed the Saraha on an elephant; I thought he was just the guy who invented that triple ice cream flavor. And the difference between geometry and geography is pretty obvious now, looking back. But this is just gettin' lame! Why the heck is there homework every day? Who invented midterms? And how do any of you guys have time for video games after going through all of this junk?!
You're all with me on this, right? I did fine teaching myself before; is there like someone I can talk to to get outta class? I'm pretty much set for life schoolwise already. I before t except after g, triangles have 360 angles, blahblah, see?
[action, high school]
[Beast Boy is so over this school thing. The next day, instead of a skinny green boy sitting in his desk, there is a small, green cat curled up on top, taking a nap. This persists in every class apart from lunch and gym.]
[action, makeout point]
[Sometime after Valentine's Day, Beast Boy flutters up to the top of the mountain and transforms back into his usual self, sitting with his legs dangling off the side of the cliff. There is a dreamy expression in his eyes and he sighs deeply as he flops backwards. ...He changes his mind half a second later and sits back up, leaning over to scream down into the town far below.]
I've got a girlfrieeeeeend!!!!
[Oh, yeah. Felt good.]
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She shouldn't be too hard to find; she's a red and white shrine maiden who's really lazy.
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[Ah, flattery. Beast Boy perks right up.]
It's called a T. rex if you wanted to know. Pretty much the coolest animal ever. ...So yeah! Reimu's red, white, and lazy. How lazy're we talking?
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(But enough about Reimu, she's interested in this dinosaur!)
These "Tea Wrecks" must be truly fearsome! Can I see it again?
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[Fwoomp. The boy with his legs hanging over the side of the cliff is now a... T. Rex crashing down the side of the cliff as the ledge breaks underneath his weight.
Whoops.]
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Even the ground can't withstand your power! Incredible!
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Beast Boy lands in a heap back up top.]
Maaaan....
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See? Flying is useful! And so are tea wrecks with their mountain leveling strength!
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[Beast Boy's eyes continue to go around in a spiral for a few seconds before he shakes it off.]
How do you do it, anyway? It's not like you have wings or anything.
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Nope, but I have magic! Everyone in Gensokyo can fly!
(Stated so matter-of-fact-like, one can imagine her in front of a classroom with a graduate's hat.)
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Well...maybe not babies, but I haven't seen any! The youkai and humans I've met are all mature enough to fly and use danmaku.
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No babies? So wait, how old are you? 10?
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Something like that. If there are babies, then maybe it's for the best no one knows about them; if one youkai does, then they all know.
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You're not saying you eat babies, are you, dude?
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But youkai usually eat people. Not all of them, but enough of them do.
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This green color means I'm poisonous by the way. Just, you know. In case you were wondering.
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Those are the kind of people that don't eat meat, right? Does that mean you don't eat fish, either?
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[sob]
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(Maybe if you ask her nicely, she'll cook tofu for you, BB.)
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