thebeastwithout: (Unsure)
Beast Boy ([personal profile] thebeastwithout) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-03-02 09:00 pm

shirk

[voice]
Whoa. Hold on. Time out, dudes. So school was pretty OK at first, and I guess there was a buncha stuff that was good to know. I had no idea Napoleon crossed the Saraha on an elephant; I thought he was just the guy who invented that triple ice cream flavor. And the difference between geometry and geography is pretty obvious now, looking back.  But this is just gettin' lame!  Why the heck is there homework every day? Who invented midterms? And how do any of you guys have time for video games after going through all of this junk?!

You're all with me on this, right? I did fine teaching myself before; is there like someone I can talk to to get outta class?  I'm pretty much set for life schoolwise already.  I before t except after g, triangles have 360 angles, blahblah, see?

[action, high school]
[Beast Boy is so over this school thing.  The next day, instead of a skinny green boy sitting in his desk, there is a small, green cat curled up on top, taking a nap.  This persists in every class apart from lunch and gym.]  

[action, makeout point]
[Sometime after Valentine's Day, Beast Boy flutters up to the top of the mountain and transforms back into his usual self, sitting with his legs dangling off the side of the cliff.  There is a dreamy expression in his eyes and he sighs deeply as he flops backwards.  ...He changes his mind half a second later and sits back up, leaning over to scream down into the town far below.]

I've got a girlfrieeeeeend!!!!

[Oh, yeah.  Felt good.]

spinningorange: (Ehe...)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Just about, yes. It might be different kinds, like divine power or enchanted items, but it's all special powers! You might not be in too much danger if you go there; I don't think they know of that giant monster you were when I first saw you!

She shouldn't be too hard to find; she's a red and white shrine maiden who's really lazy.
spinningorange: (The fear...)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-04 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Lazy enough that other people have to tell her to do her job, like my master, Yukari-sama! Or even the judge of hell, the Yama.

(But enough about Reimu, she's interested in this dinosaur!)

These "Tea Wrecks" must be truly fearsome! Can I see it again?
spinningorange: (Squee~)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-04 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
(Oh...that can't be good. Chen's much too weak to be able to help him back up, but there is a T. Rex now! There is also applause and innocent giggling.)

Even the ground can't withstand your power! Incredible!
spinningorange: (Rawr!)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-04 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
(Chen should probably be more concerned about those injuries, but alas...)

See? Flying is useful! And so are tea wrecks with their mountain leveling strength!
spinningorange: (Yay!)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-07 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
(Cartoon physics and facial expressions are awesome, man.)

Nope, but I have magic! Everyone in Gensokyo can fly!

(Stated so matter-of-fact-like, one can imagine her in front of a classroom with a graduate's hat.)
spinningorange: (Default)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-07 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone. Except the regular humans, of course.
spinningorange: (Ehe...)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
(She's thinking about it. Give her a moment...)

Well...maybe not babies, but I haven't seen any! The youkai and humans I've met are all mature enough to fly and use danmaku.
spinningorange: (Hehehehe~)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
((But Beast Boy is so fun! I can't say no to Beast Boy!))

Something like that. If there are babies, then maybe it's for the best no one knows about them; if one youkai does, then they all know.
spinningorange: (Ack!)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
No! I don't eat humans; I'm a cat!

But youkai usually eat people. Not all of them, but enough of them do.
spinningorange: (But whyyyyyyyy?)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
But you can turn into a tea wrecks! You could eat me if you wanted to...
spinningorange: (Hehehehe~)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we taste bad! I think...

Those are the kind of people that don't eat meat, right? Does that mean you don't eat fish, either?
spinningorange: (Yay!)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-13 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So you must already know about tofu. Ran-sama cooks tofu a lot and taught me some of what she knows!
spinningorange: (Happy~)

[personal profile] spinningorange 2012-03-14 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! It's a popular Japanese ingredient and since Gensokyo is a lot like Japan, everyone there knows about it!

(Maybe if you ask her nicely, she'll cook tofu for you, BB.)

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