mayfield_rpg

[voice]
Whoa. Hold on. Time out, dudes. So school was pretty OK at first, and I guess there was a buncha stuff that was good to know. I had no idea Napoleon crossed the Saraha on an elephant; I thought he was just the guy who invented that triple ice cream flavor. And the difference between geometry and geography is pretty obvious now, looking back. But this is just gettin' lame! Why the heck is there homework every day? Who invented midterms? And how do any of you guys have time for video games after going through all of this junk?!

You're all with me on this, right? I did fine teaching myself before; is there like someone I can talk to to get outta class? I'm pretty much set for life schoolwise already. I before t except after g, triangles have 360 angles, blahblah, see?

[action, high school]
[Beast Boy is so over this school thing. The next day, instead of a skinny green boy sitting in his desk, there is a small, green cat curled up on top, taking a nap. This persists in every class apart from lunch and gym.]

[action, makeout point]
[Sometime after Valentine's Day, Beast Boy flutters up to the top of the mountain and transforms back into his usual self, sitting with his legs dangling off the side of the cliff. There is a dreamy expression in his eyes and he sighs deeply as he flops backwards. ...He changes his mind half a second later and sits back up, leaning over to scream down into the town far below.]

I've got a girlfrieeeeeend!!!!

[Oh, yeah. Felt good.]

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((But Beast Boy is so fun! I can't say no to Beast Boy!))

Something like that. If there are babies, then maybe it's for the best no one knows about them; if one youkai does, then they all know.

((Aw, thanks!))

...

You're not saying you eat babies, are you, dude?

No! I don't eat humans; I'm a cat!

But youkai usually eat people. Not all of them, but enough of them do.

Uh... huh.

This green color means I'm poisonous by the way. Just, you know. In case you were wondering.

But you can turn into a tea wrecks! You could eat me if you wanted to...

...Haha, you're probably right. Cats don't taste that great, though. And I'm a vegetarian, anyway.

Yeah, we taste bad! I think...

Those are the kind of people that don't eat meat, right? Does that mean you don't eat fish, either?

Nope. No meat. I've been all of those animals, dude.

So you must already know about tofu. Ran-sama cooks tofu a lot and taught me some of what she knows!

Someone else knows about tofu here?!

[sob]

Of course! It's a popular Japanese ingredient and since Gensokyo is a lot like Japan, everyone there knows about it!

(Maybe if you ask her nicely, she'll cook tofu for you, BB.)

Can... Can she make tofu dogs?

That's American food, isn't it? I've never had one before, but I can make tofu dishes!

Yesssss. I was starting to think I'd have to eat salad for the rest of my l --

Oh. Wait, but they still don't sell tofu.

[sigh]

That doesn't stop people from growing their own food. Maybe someone in town grows soybeans?

Or even better! If the town grows soybeans, that can work, too! I can make tofu like that!

You'd probably have to regain it. ...And for some weird reason, I feel like it might not be important enough for that.

[All those youkai in Gensokyo and not a single toufu-kouzo. For shame.]

(You'd think at least one of them would've gotten one by now. Chen can get away with random regains, so we'll see how soon this next event is.)

People regain of random things all the time! If the town can give back clothes and stuff like that, it can give back food and stuff that can grow!

Ah, I'm not gonna hold my breath. Maybe I'll go to the Post Office and switch sometime if I get anything boring.

((Haha, aw, thanks. But don't waste a regain on that! Beast Boy needs to suffer more, anyway.))

((Maybe, but Chen has her regular form, flight and spellcards. She's pretty content right now.))

Or maybe you'll get your tofu like that!

Switching it in? Yeah, that's what I meant! I'm not ready to give up anything I've got right now, though.

[pause]

.......But I wonder if the powers would work without the skin.....

(Total misinterpretations here.)

You want to trade in your skin for tofu?! But that'll hurt a lot! Maybe kill you!

What? Nah, I was just talking to myself. Uhh, yeah, bad idea. No skin-trading.

(Cat ears pick up more than a human's; you should know that, BB.)

If you really want tofu that badly, I'll start going around town and asking people for soybeans. Then I can prepare and cook them!

Hey, thanks. But don't worry too much about it. I'll just eat some grass once in a while or something.

Grass doesn't make a very good tofu substitute; That's why people don't make miso soup with grass.

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