Ｔ Ｒ Ｅ Ｓ + alea iacta est

[stages]

[Action - mid-afternoon - Ricardo Street

Denizens of 506 Ricardo, you might see an odd sight this afternoon: a vertically-challenged egotist scaling the walls of your house, a megaphone tucked under her arm.

...wait, what?

Yeah no you saw correctly! She's absolutely just impudently scrambling up onto the roof, not even giving a shit that this isn't her house. Why doesn't she just do this at her own house? Damned kids and their horseplay.

Once settled onto the roof, Saber faces the house across the street - 505, her own home - and brings the megaphone to her lips.

Just what could be so important that she's shouting about it from a goddamn rooftop?]

Hakuno Kishinami! There is something I must tell you! Will you listen?

[...oh so she's calling out her derp of a Master, that's cool. Was that it?

...apparently not; she turns towards each end of the street, as she continues.]

Friends! I would have witnesses on this momentous day!

[Goddamn showboating.........]

[ooc: okay so here's the dilly-yo: saber's going to be pouring her heart out to hakuno, and more or less asking her out (although in much more grave and dramatic terms). she's been trying to do this for a while, but hakuno is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS, so... she's finally decided that the proper way is to literally shout her love from the rooftops. make sure to include who your character is talking to - saber, hakuno, or both - in the subject line!]

Comments

[outlandished]

[ WELL, OW, MOTHERFUCK. ]

Do ye know how t' take sarcasm, love?!

[fthisgetmecigs]

[This one's a real genius here, Badou can tell.]

Are you fuckin' seriously asking that question? Were ya fucking missing when they passed around some goddamn common sense?

If ya gotta say something to someone in yer own fucking house then do it in the house 'stead of climbing like some deranged blonde monkey with a megaphone on people's houses.

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

[He scoffs, shaking his head in irritation.]

This announcement of yours had better be important.

[sunnydwithagun]

(And that it why rooftops are awesome: they make you feel awesome.)

Indeed it is. Then I take it your message need only be important to a certain pair of ears, then?

As for witnesses, you have another right here.

[doudemoe]

[Oh, well that explains a bit.]

I see. Does that mean Kishinami is your Master?

[tsukihime]

But you just said "idiot" twice. Does that make you a double idiot?

You're just acting weird, and I'm telling you that so maybe you'll stop.

[badladyscramble]

[FFFFFFFFF remi hisses and bats the megaphone away; if she can send it flying, all the better]

I am not a child, you imbecile! And unless you can claim abnormally long lifespan compared to your form, I am most likely your elder!

[gandere]

Don't make me come over there, Saber!! [ This is how stubborn women communicate. Rin doesn't even need a stupid megaphone to yell at her. ] I know where you live!!!

[captainofthe10th]

Really? I may need her help, and yours as well.

[ He'll meet her eyes, thoughtful. ]

But that depends on how you feel about this town.