Ｔ Ｒ Ｅ Ｓ + alea iacta est

[stages]

[Action - mid-afternoon - Ricardo Street

Denizens of 506 Ricardo, you might see an odd sight this afternoon: a vertically-challenged egotist scaling the walls of your house, a megaphone tucked under her arm.

...wait, what?

Yeah no you saw correctly! She's absolutely just impudently scrambling up onto the roof, not even giving a shit that this isn't her house. Why doesn't she just do this at her own house? Damned kids and their horseplay.

Once settled onto the roof, Saber faces the house across the street - 505, her own home - and brings the megaphone to her lips.

Just what could be so important that she's shouting about it from a goddamn rooftop?]

Hakuno Kishinami! There is something I must tell you! Will you listen?

[...oh so she's calling out her derp of a Master, that's cool. Was that it?

...apparently not; she turns towards each end of the street, as she continues.]

Friends! I would have witnesses on this momentous day!

[Goddamn showboating.........]

[ooc: okay so here's the dilly-yo: saber's going to be pouring her heart out to hakuno, and more or less asking her out (although in much more grave and dramatic terms). she's been trying to do this for a while, but hakuno is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS, so... she's finally decided that the proper way is to literally shout her love from the rooftops. make sure to include who your character is talking to - saber, hakuno, or both - in the subject line!]

Comments

[captainofthe10th]

The final result seems to have worked out well for you. I congratulate you both, though mortal attachments of this nature are... puzzling to me at best. They aren't a part of what the Legiones Astartes do, after all.

[ He smiles at Hakuno, grey eyes flicking over to her. ]

Still, she is lucky to have a partner who can fight as well as you.

[answerer_sword]

Oh. So...do you have any idea why she is standing on a roof and yelling?

[From the look on the girl's face earlier, it seems that she also has very little clue of what is going on.]

Saber~

[sunnydwithagun]

(Looks like Django isn't the only one on a rooftop today. Hell, not the only one on Ricardo Street! Just three houses down, Saber might notice this young lad watching from a distance.)

This must be an important announcement if you're to broadcast it like this!

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[There's no word that adequately describes what Saber's feeling, just now; 'joy', 'elation', 'relief'... yes, all those were technically correct, but none really captured the magnitude of it.

She pulled the taller girl to her, wrapping her up in what she really did intend to just be a hug, but... well, things happened, mistakes were made, and it all turned out for the best.

By that, I of course mean that, when she drew the other girl into her embrace, she also gently smooshed her lips into her dear Master's. It's a surprise to everyone, I assure you.]

Speaking directly to Saber

[tsukihime]

[There is a blonde woman standing in the street, watching this other madwoman declare things from the rooftops.]

Idiot, that's completely stupid. What are you doing?

SABER ONLY ????

[gandere]

[ Feel free to KO her and hide the body... ]

Shut up!! [ Was that Rin screaming from another part of the neighborhood? ] Before I make you shut up!!

[ Rin's bitchiness aims to please. ]

Saber

[fthisgetmecigs]

[The fuck is this? Badou just looks up at this crazy chick all up on the roof with a megaphone.]

What the fuck is wrong with you? We have fuckin' phones here you know.

Saber

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

[Sup, suddenly a hedgehog has 'ported onto your roof. From the look of it, he's half-asleep and incredibly cranky.]

You're being loud.

[doesnotgetit]

[This is only the second time (as far as she knew) that Hakuno has been kissed. She didn't really think the first time counted; it was a kiss, definitely, but Rani just used it as a way to help. Or something. She was still kind of confused over what that was all about.

EITHER WAY. She is not exactly well-versed in the matter of kissing, so in all honestly... it's not that good. But she tries to respond! Quite clumsily, though. It's... it's nice that she made an effort, right?]

Saber!

[outlandished]

[ Well, that's one way to wake up the neighborhood. Ambrosia just sits there, arms folded over her chest while leaning against something. ]

Think ye can make it a bit louder, love?! I don't think I can quite hear ye!

[ Which means that she's absolutely joking, but TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL. ]

Saber

[doudemoe]

[Oh, it's that girl that talked about BDSM Romans. ...and apparently knows Kishinami.]

Isn't that dangerous?

Both!

[beamiracle]

[Oh, that voice sounds familiar.] Ah...pardon my intrusion, but what's going on?

Saber

[omg_thrall]

[Thrall watched in amusement. This was more entertaining than watching people dance on mailboxes, that was for certain.]

[stages]

[She gives an elated little chuckle at the congratulations, and the spess mehreen's befuddlement.]

You have my thanks! With luck, you will understand one day, one way or another!

[Not that she's going to try and set him up with anyone at any point no sir that would be silly

Saber's expression takes on a rare, modest sort of look at the praise.]

...her talents as a tactician are certainly a match for mine as a warrior. Indeed, I could never have fallen in love with her were she not my equal!

In fact... I would not be at all surprised if she surpasses my level of skill.

[stages]

[Sorry, Remi; seeing you up close has only served to make Saber feel slightly better at her measly 5 feet of height.

She pads on up to the vertically-challenged vampire, until the distance between them would be measured in inches, not feet. She regards the young lady whose home she has brashly and unapologetically tread upon for a moment...

...and then raises the megaphone to her lips why why why there's no need when you're this close.]

Children should be seen, not heard. If I have interrupted your nap, you have my apologies; however, I will not be deterred. I am on a mission from Venus herself!

[stages]

[Well, the kiss was hardly the demanding, lusty sort; there wasn't much of a response needed! Rather, it felt like it was... not proof, exactly, but ceremony? Perhaps that was it. It was for the two of them, yes; but also for the witnesses. It was the true answer to Saber's confession. Words were all well and good, but this, this... this was something that could be properly witnessed.

...well, "for the witnesses" or not, she's in no hurry to break the kiss. Even a ceremonial kiss is one that involves her Special Lady so that automatically makes it a Good Kiss, and one to be Savoured. ]

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[Everything Saber says is important! Doubly so when she says it while standing on top of something!]

To say so before its time would be to rob that moment of meaning! Suffice to say that I ask you to witness one of the most important moments of my life!

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[Being on a rooftop means you're that much closer to the gods!!!

She turns towards Django, and gives a theatrical sort of bow.]

To say that it would be important to many would be egotistical, even by my own standards; however, joy shared is joy doubled and tripled, yes?

With that in mind, I beg your indulgence.

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[R U D E]

Fool, the one who says 'idiot' is the idiot! If you do not wish to be my witness, then leave, and good riddance!

[...said with a smile on her face, actually. She... clearly does not even take Arc's insults seriously.]

[stages]

[more like KO her and toss the body in saber's bed For Later

She grins, and points the megaphone in the general direction it sounded like Rin's voice was coming from.]

If you think you are able, then, by all means, try! You cannot stop me, though; I am on a mission from the gods!

[Saber weren't you busy confessing to someone....]

[stages]

Fool! What sort of imbecile places a phone call to their own home?

[One who is not at home............]

[stages]

[By this point, she has been completely desensitized to the teleportation, soooo... it's really more the sleepiness that catches her off-guard.]

Early to bed, my tiny friend? Or late to rise? Either way, my apologies, but it's unavoidable! Sacrifices are to be expected.

[stages]

[it may have been a joke but uh yeah she definitely turns the volume up to maximum. SUFFER FOR YOUR HUBRIS, AMBROSIA!!]

Ask and receive, as the saying goes; let no-one be denied!

[It's like a tangible sonic wave slamming into you.......]

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[....Minato, she is just giving you The Most Confused Look; why would standing on a roof be dangerous....]

Certainly not, unless I missed a notice about this being the nesting grounds of a holy beast. [...] Well, even then, the challenge would be negligible to any Saber-class Servant, to say nothing of myself.

[stages]

[Oh it's the killjoy who pointed out that whipping women on Valentine's Day might be considered Problematic.]

You do not intrude, friend; stay a moment, and the occasion will become clear!

[if/when you want to switch to after the big confession that she's asking everyone to witness, just say the word!]