4th Gumball - Phone/Action

[connedviakeyboard]

[Well, someone isn't happy now that he's back to normal and away from the effects mint has on him. To say he was embarrassed would be putting it lightly; Benson was out and out ashamed. And he dealt with shame the way he dealt with everything else: by being angry as hell and trying to bottle it up.

Either way? He owed some apologies to people.]

[Phone]

...Look. I know that there were a few people I might've been...uncouth towards, a few days ago. Okay. I guess that's putting it lightly. I was acting like an asshole. And I'm sorry. That's not what I'm usually like. It really, really isn't, and I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again.

[Phone - Filtered to Mordecai]

Yeah, hi.

Let's pretend Valentine's Day didn't happen, alright?

[Action - Outside 507 Ricardo Street]

[If you're going by Ricardo Street today, feel free to notice the man who lives at 507 removing every single potted plant he could find in the house, hell, everything that could conceivably be called vegetable matter, and placing it on the sidewalk. Watch in amazement as he takes out a lighter and proceeds to try and get the plants to catch flame, running back a bit when the fire actually gets started.

He's just going to wait, and watch, as every plant that had previously been in his house burns.]

Comments

[Action]

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

[Hey, neighbor. Shadow's going to pass by and watch that shit burn, too.]

Tch. You've got the right idea.

[Action]

[connedviakeyboard]

Yeah, if only I'd done it sooner.

[He isn't satisfied, but it's something.]

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

Had you done it sooner, there's a chance that whatever was in those flowers would have spread much faster. ...Not that it matters, anyway. There were more than enough of them scattered around town.

[connedviakeyboard]

I don't get it. What was even the point of this one? To have us all make asses out of ourselves?

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

Assuming they had nothing better for us to do, I suppose. [A beat.] ...You're sounding more like yourself.

[Phone]

[mal_addict]

And may we all learn the lesson about smelling plants that suddenly appear in our homes.

[Phone]

[connedviakeyboard]

Well it's not like I just went up to them and started sniffing them. It was...kind of overpowering.

Which isn't really an excuse. Sorry.

[mal_addict]

[A chuckle] Don't worry about it. They've made fools of us all.

Not to say I won't occasionally mock you for it of course. You really need to work on your pick up lines, Benson.

[connedviakeyboard]

Oh, wonderful.

Hey, look. I haven't had a date since high school. It hasn't really been a high priority for me.

[mal_addict]

Yeah. That might have been a teeny tiny bit obvious.

Action: 507 Ricardo

[infourbooks]

[The sight of burning foliage isn't exactly a welcome one for Neville]

Th-that's a bit extreme, don't you think?

[connedviakeyboard]

No.

[He narrows his brow a bit. That was a pretty simple answer, wasn't it Neville?]

[infourbooks]

[Neville swallow nervously. He hopes he hasn't wound up in over his head]

They're just... harmless plants though, aren't they? No charms on them or anything.

[connedviakeyboard]

[Don't worry Neville. While Benson talks tough, he's pretty harmless.]

Dunno.

And you know? Don't care. Not after this last week's nonsense.

[infourbooks]

I'm not sure it was really the flowers that were the problem. Not with all the other things they've done.

[action]

[likes2havesex]

[Panty is walking down the street right as Benson is lighting those suckers up]

Oh, fun, can I play?

[action]

[connedviakeyboard]

Sure, long as you're burning your own crap.

[He's somewhat hesitant to encourage anyone to really set anything on fire.]

Re: [action]

[likes2havesex]

Tch, if I wanted to burn my shit I would have already done it.

[action]

[connedviakeyboard]

Okay, then I guess you can't play. This is all I want to burn, so I'm done.

phone

[licentious]

I've talked with you before. I know you aren't anything like that. There's no need to apologize. [ She ended up in love with a human so fellow, "The town fucked with us" vague forgiveness and understanding agogo! ]

phone

[connedviakeyboard]

Oh, well, thanks I guess. I appreciate it.

[licentious]

The next time the town gives you such impulses, it might be best to stay inside. That's what I commonly resort to whenever the town is doing its usual thing.

[connedviakeyboard]

Eh, it's worth a try. At the same time, I wouldn't want to stay in the house too long if things really go crazy around the town.

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[mordekawaii]

Yeah uh, agreed.

[connedviakeyboard]

Good. It never happened. Thank God.