connedviakeyboard: (I cannot believe this)
Benson ([personal profile] connedviakeyboard) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-02-17 12:26 am
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4th Gumball - Phone/Action

[Well, someone isn't happy now that he's back to normal and away from the effects mint has on him. To say he was embarrassed would be putting it lightly; Benson was out and out ashamed. And he dealt with shame the way he dealt with everything else: by being angry as hell and trying to bottle it up.

Either way? He owed some apologies to people.]


[Phone]

...Look. I know that there were a few people I might've been...uncouth towards, a few days ago. Okay. I guess that's putting it lightly. I was acting like an asshole. And I'm sorry. That's not what I'm usually like. It really, really isn't, and I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again.

[Phone - Filtered to Mordecai]

Yeah, hi.

Let's pretend Valentine's Day didn't happen, alright?

[Action - Outside 507 Ricardo Street]

[If you're going by Ricardo Street today, feel free to notice the man who lives at 507 removing every single potted plant he could find in the house, hell, everything that could conceivably be called vegetable matter, and placing it on the sidewalk. Watch in amazement as he takes out a lighter and proceeds to try and get the plants to catch flame, running back a bit when the fire actually gets started.

He's just going to wait, and watch, as every plant that had previously been in his house burns.]
thegoddamnhedgehog: (He's got this)

[personal profile] thegoddamnhedgehog 2012-02-27 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
...Really.

[A wide smirk. This story's way more amusing when drunk.]

That's one way to solve your problems.
thegoddamnhedgehog: (Staring you down)

[personal profile] thegoddamnhedgehog 2012-02-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Unicorns?

[Man, Benson, everything you say is a riot tonight.]

Perhaps after that, we can discuss the aliens.
thegoddamnhedgehog: (He's got this)

[personal profile] thegoddamnhedgehog 2012-02-27 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I would introduce you to the ones I knew... That is, I would if they were still alive.

[Yeahhhh drunk Shadow is kinda scary.]
thegoddamnhedgehog: (BADASS)

[personal profile] thegoddamnhedgehog 2012-02-27 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I blew them up.

[To put it simply.]
thegoddamnhedgehog: (Siiiiiiigh)

[personal profile] thegoddamnhedgehog 2012-02-27 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ha.

[Finally polishing off that beer that he'd started a little while ago.]

Are you...? [He winces, ears flattening against his head for a moment. Shadow's more than a little out of it.] Did you want another...?

[God, no. Please say no.]
thegoddamnhedgehog: (Stealth)

[personal profile] thegoddamnhedgehog 2012-02-28 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Let me just...

[He struggles with his words for a moment or so before eventually slumping down, forehead resting flat against the counter.]
thegoddamnhedgehog: (Siiiiiiigh)

[personal profile] thegoddamnhedgehog 2012-02-29 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[No, he's not dead! Just incredibly woozy. The liquor's definitely caught up with him.

Shadow groans, slowly lifting his head back up, eyes half-open.]


Tired.