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mayfield_rpg2012-02-13 01:56 pm
bullsit) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-02-13 01:56 pm
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[OPTION A: PHONE]
[the cacophony of wet swallowing sounds is occasionally broken up by agonized sounds of a boy who wants to keep all his peanut butter in the jar thank u very much]
If it isn't too much trouble, for someone, to possibly send assistance, on account of me, and my current position, of being-- uh, Terezi, I don't think that is supposed to, oh, no--
[Terezi interrupts him with a screech.]
OH MY GOD, Tavros, sucking on your tongue is like a Skippy peanut butter nirvana!! Hold still and let me just mrrrrffphhprhrpfhghghh OH YESSSSSSSS.
Only the sound of a strangled sob, before he manages to wrestle himself free long enough]
It would be really nice, if you would stop biting it, please, because I do have to use that for other things, also, at this point, even if it would be sort of inconvenient to come help, it would definitely still be a great thing to, um, auuuuughh??
[Terezi gives a strangled shrieking sound that to any normal person sounds like an animal dying; to those that know her, they will recognize it as her typical cackle.]
I...
[DEEP BREATH.]
I am gonna touch the fuck out of your rump. Because that is a thing I can do now because it is not made of metal. Yes, it is, and- YES. Yessss.
It is plush, Tavros. It is so plush.
[A terrified squeaking noise.]
I think maybe it might be best, to take a moment, and reconsider, the thing I explained, about, UH, PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE IT--
Too late, it is already considered squeezed! I will squeeze it once more for good measure- ah- there.
So tell me, Tavros. [Terezi lowers her voice to what she thinks is her best sexy whisper but is really just generally fear-inducing.] Are you chunky or smooth down there?
[Only the sound of sweet, sweet peanut butter tears before the call cuts off.]
[OPTION B: ACTION/PARK]
[Tavros can be found hiding (badly) in the park, and suffering Post Makeouts Stress Disorder, so you're free to hound him there too - just avoid cackling too loudly, using your tongue, or any vague mention of licking/rumps or he might actually pass out.]
[the cacophony of wet swallowing sounds is occasionally broken up by agonized sounds of a boy who wants to keep all his peanut butter in the jar thank u very much]
If it isn't too much trouble, for someone, to possibly send assistance, on account of me, and my current position, of being-- uh, Terezi, I don't think that is supposed to, oh, no--
[Terezi interrupts him with a screech.]
OH MY GOD, Tavros, sucking on your tongue is like a Skippy peanut butter nirvana!! Hold still and let me just mrrrrffphhprhrpfhghghh OH YESSSSSSSS.
Only the sound of a strangled sob, before he manages to wrestle himself free long enough]
It would be really nice, if you would stop biting it, please, because I do have to use that for other things, also, at this point, even if it would be sort of inconvenient to come help, it would definitely still be a great thing to, um, auuuuughh??
[Terezi gives a strangled shrieking sound that to any normal person sounds like an animal dying; to those that know her, they will recognize it as her typical cackle.]
I...
[DEEP BREATH.]
I am gonna touch the fuck out of your rump. Because that is a thing I can do now because it is not made of metal. Yes, it is, and- YES. Yessss.
It is plush, Tavros. It is so plush.
[A terrified squeaking noise.]
I think maybe it might be best, to take a moment, and reconsider, the thing I explained, about, UH, PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE IT--
Too late, it is already considered squeezed! I will squeeze it once more for good measure- ah- there.
So tell me, Tavros. [Terezi lowers her voice to what she thinks is her best sexy whisper but is really just generally fear-inducing.] Are you chunky or smooth down there?
[Only the sound of sweet, sweet peanut butter tears before the call cuts off.]
[OPTION B: ACTION/PARK]
[Tavros can be found hiding (badly) in the park, and suffering Post Makeouts Stress Disorder, so you're free to hound him there too - just avoid cackling too loudly, using your tongue, or any vague mention of licking/rumps or he might actually pass out.]