dvidešimt septyni; action

[vytis]

A; 1333 Benny Road {backdated to February 6}
[Lithuania's arms, at least, have gone back to normal. His legs are still robotic and his mind is fuzzy, but he'll count his blessings where he can. Going outside and finding a package for him full of little holes is cause for a bit of concern, given who knows what might be in there. There's definitely something moving around in there, but the box isn't that large, so it can't be anything too dangerous, right?

Opening the box reveals a little fluffball of a dog, leaping out and running a little circle around Lithuania before, realizing something has definitely changed, sniffing at his mechanical limbs. Lithuania, staring down at the dog, finally feels his mind clear. His memories rush back all at once, while he's bending down to pet the dog, and he ends up staring at the animal while it licks his hand.]

...Ah.

[And slowly he's remembering what he did all this week. Specifically, the people he ran into. More specifically, the person he ran into wearing a box over their head.]

Poland, you bastard!

[Lithuania, with his characteristic flailing worry, will be heading next door, but feel free to intercept him and his little dog too.]

B; 1332 Benny Road {locked to Poland}
[Lithuania, having had a few days to finally get his regular legs back and after Poland is--as normal as Poland ever is--will just be knocking on his friend's door.]

Comments

[likesottlyfab]

Maybe we should hold like a secret seminar to educate some of these people in the basics or something.

How to Overthrow your Oppressive Overlords Successfully by Poland and Liet.

[vytis]

[That gets a laugh.]

They'd be discussing what refreshments to bring in front of the dairy as soon as you told them about it.

[likesottlyfab]

[Blows air through his little pony lips.] Pbbt.

Well, there's got to be something we can do that people won't mess up.

[vytis]

We could try just setting something up with people we trust not to talk about it everywhere. Either that or try and help people in a way that they don't realize it, and can't spoil it by talking about it.

[likesottlyfab]

Sounds good to me. We can totally do those.

You know once Mr. Pony and I swap heads back and your legs stop falling off everywhere.

[vytis]

[Sigh, looking down at his legs.] We really are a mess, aren't we?

I do have a fair amount of information on this town. At least, I've written down everything that's been done to us since I arrived, and I got information from Miss Ukraine on what's happened before that.

[likesottlyfab]

[He's loathe to admit it, but...] It could be worse I guess. You could have electrocuted yourself or something stupid and died.

Make me a copy or something and I'll read through it.

[vytis]

So far I've been lucky with keeping them out of the water. [He shifts one and watches it spark.]

I'll ask Estonia if he can copy it, he has his laptop.

[likesottlyfab]

You shouldn't even be outside with those things and you're running around like a crazy person breaking into neighbor's houses. God Liet.

[vytis]

You're just next door. I was worried. [What else is new.] The last time I'd seen you, you had a box over your head, and I only just realized it was you.

Your door wasn't even locked. I don't think.

[Was it...]

[likesottlyfab]

Yeah it was-- [Poland goes over to check, he was notorious about locking everything until he was back to normal.]

Liet! You totally broke my lock!

[vytis]

D-did I really?

[Usually he is so careful, it's not as if he's even that much stronger than a regular human, but then again a regular human could probably break down a door, so...]

I'll buy you a new one.

[likesottlyfab]

No way, you can't leave! Now I don't have anything to protect myself from Hungary with if she comes back!

[vytis]

You can stay at--why do you need to protect yourself from Miss Hungary?

[Blinking.]

[likesottlyfab]

Because she's out of her mind...

[Poland really does not want to go into specifics. Shudder.]

[vytis]

O-oh, did they get her, too? W-well, I'm sure she'll be back to normal soon enough.

[He would point out that if the lock couldn't keep him from barging right in it probably wouldn't have stopped Hungary at all, but that's probably not going to make Poland feel better.]

[likesottlyfab]

I don't care, I'm never going to forgive her ever.

EVER.

[vytis]

She hasn't done anything to you, though. She's a little aggressive but that's not always a bad thing.

[likesottlyfab]

Shut up. You totally weren't even there.

wow that was the completely wrong icon OH WELL

[vytis]

I mean she hasn't, Mayfield did something to her, so Mayfield is the thing at fault. What did she do, anyway?

What no, Liet is ttly overjoyed at Poland's suffering. Accurate.

[likesottlyfab]

She punched me in the face and knocked me out for one, but before that she...

Okay, seriously don't want to talk about it!

well it is a rather ironic sort of suffering

[vytis]

...I'm sure she'll apologize once this is all over?

[likesottlyfab]

She can apologize all she wants, I'm still totally drafting the most horrible chain letter in the history of the world to get back at her.

[vytis]

You know that doesn't work...

[He hopes Poland knows that doesn't work.]

[likesottlyfab]

Um. Yeah they do.

I had Russia totally messed up that time with those letters, he didn't trust anyone and I swooped in and took Moscow! [Makes fwooshing sound to emphasize his point.]

[Granted Russia swiftly got vengeance on Poland for that, but details.]