dvidešimt septyni; action

[vytis]

A; 1333 Benny Road {backdated to February 6}
[Lithuania's arms, at least, have gone back to normal. His legs are still robotic and his mind is fuzzy, but he'll count his blessings where he can. Going outside and finding a package for him full of little holes is cause for a bit of concern, given who knows what might be in there. There's definitely something moving around in there, but the box isn't that large, so it can't be anything too dangerous, right?

Opening the box reveals a little fluffball of a dog, leaping out and running a little circle around Lithuania before, realizing something has definitely changed, sniffing at his mechanical limbs. Lithuania, staring down at the dog, finally feels his mind clear. His memories rush back all at once, while he's bending down to pet the dog, and he ends up staring at the animal while it licks his hand.]

...Ah.

[And slowly he's remembering what he did all this week. Specifically, the people he ran into. More specifically, the person he ran into wearing a box over their head.]

Poland, you bastard!

[Lithuania, with his characteristic flailing worry, will be heading next door, but feel free to intercept him and his little dog too.]

B; 1332 Benny Road {locked to Poland}
[Lithuania, having had a few days to finally get his regular legs back and after Poland is--as normal as Poland ever is--will just be knocking on his friend's door.]

Comments

[vytis]

She hasn't done anything to you, though. She's a little aggressive but that's not always a bad thing.

[likesottlyfab]

Shut up. You totally weren't even there.

wow that was the completely wrong icon OH WELL

[vytis]

I mean she hasn't, Mayfield did something to her, so Mayfield is the thing at fault. What did she do, anyway?

What no, Liet is ttly overjoyed at Poland's suffering. Accurate.

[likesottlyfab]

She punched me in the face and knocked me out for one, but before that she...

Okay, seriously don't want to talk about it!

well it is a rather ironic sort of suffering

[vytis]

...I'm sure she'll apologize once this is all over?

[likesottlyfab]

She can apologize all she wants, I'm still totally drafting the most horrible chain letter in the history of the world to get back at her.

[vytis]

You know that doesn't work...

[He hopes Poland knows that doesn't work.]

[likesottlyfab]

Um. Yeah they do.

I had Russia totally messed up that time with those letters, he didn't trust anyone and I swooped in and took Moscow! [Makes fwooshing sound to emphasize his point.]

[Granted Russia swiftly got vengeance on Poland for that, but details.]

[vytis]

...Do you remember how that ended?

[Because Lithuania does.]

[likesottlyfab]

Hey, it still worked.

For a little bit anyways.

[vytis]

A little bit doesn't help later on, you know.

[likesottlyfab]

I'll perfect it this time around! I have to do something after what she did!

God, Liet you're such a downer all the time.

[vytis]

But it's not as if she's really doing it. Mayfield altered her mind.

[likesottlyfab]

Yeah, so the devil made her do it. Whatever! She still has to repent for her sin!

REPENT!

[Poland stomps his foot, folding his arms over his chest tightly. Whatever, it was that Hungary did to him was really bothering him.]

[vytis]

[Usually Poland doesn't stay so worked up about things. Lithuania frowns.]

What did she do?

[likesottlyfab]

... [Hesitantly.]

Remember how she was like... totally obsessed with everyone's junk when she was little?

[vytis]

[Lithuania doesn't like where this conversation is going already.]

Y...Yes?

[likesottlyfab]

And how she got really pissed off when she finally figured out she wasn't like growing anything downstairs like everyone else did?

[vytis]

Y...es...?

[Why did he ask he is already regretting it]

[likesottlyfab]

Well, Mayfield gave her one. Or at least she thought they gave her one.

So... um... She decided to like show it to me, but her zipper didn't go far enough or something and uh...

[Poland squirms around awkwardly struggling to get through the entire story.]

[vytis]

[W-wincing. There's a long pause.]

...And?

[likesottlyfab]

She like grabbed my hand and she forced me to like...


touch her lady stuff.

[vytis]

[Just. This face.]

1/2

[likesottlyfab]

It was really gross and I told her no but she wouldn't listen and I tried to get her to stop but she had a really strong grip and I was like really sick from the whole stupid machine in the dairy exploding and my hair was falling out and I was like puking blood and dizzy but she wouldn't leave me alone and she said she was going to bring soup so I didn't think it was going to turn out like that but she was totally out of her mind and it was really awful and she punched me in the face and I got knocked out cold so when those stupid Mayfield people came to kidnap me I didn't stand a chance and now I have a pony head and I am really mad at her!

2/2

[likesottlyfab]

[And finally after getting it all off his chest Poland just cries.]