dvidešimt septyni; action

[vytis]

A; 1333 Benny Road {backdated to February 6}
[Lithuania's arms, at least, have gone back to normal. His legs are still robotic and his mind is fuzzy, but he'll count his blessings where he can. Going outside and finding a package for him full of little holes is cause for a bit of concern, given who knows what might be in there. There's definitely something moving around in there, but the box isn't that large, so it can't be anything too dangerous, right?

Opening the box reveals a little fluffball of a dog, leaping out and running a little circle around Lithuania before, realizing something has definitely changed, sniffing at his mechanical limbs. Lithuania, staring down at the dog, finally feels his mind clear. His memories rush back all at once, while he's bending down to pet the dog, and he ends up staring at the animal while it licks his hand.]

...Ah.

[And slowly he's remembering what he did all this week. Specifically, the people he ran into. More specifically, the person he ran into wearing a box over their head.]

Poland, you bastard!

[Lithuania, with his characteristic flailing worry, will be heading next door, but feel free to intercept him and his little dog too.]

B; 1332 Benny Road {locked to Poland}
[Lithuania, having had a few days to finally get his regular legs back and after Poland is--as normal as Poland ever is--will just be knocking on his friend's door.]

Comments

A.

[likesottlyfab]

[Unlike Lithuania's, Poland's gift did not come in a box. Instead, he woke up to the disgusting infected sutures that had been plaguing him for days suddenly completely healed, his pain and nausea gone, and the return of his normal voice, finally ending the torture of only being able to communicate through equine noises.

Unfortunately the cause of the sutures, the sickness, and the lack of speech was there, still sewn onto his shoulders.]

Are you freaking kidding me? Everything else totally heals and goes away, but I'm still stuck with the pony head for another day?!

I swear to god I'm going to invoke Polish Rule so freaking hard on this stupid town, it won't even know what hit it when I make it Warsaw!

[vytis]

[Lithuania, for once bursting into Poland's house instead of the other way around, isn't really sure what he was planning on saying when he actually lays eyes on his friend. It was probably something involving reprimanding him for pretending they were complete strangers, but instead he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind:]

Why do you have a horse head?

[likesottlyfab]

[Completely taken off guard by Lithuania's entrance, Poland shrieks and ducks behind something.]

Oh my god, do you not know how to knock!?

[vytis]

Why didn't you tell me something had happened? Or at least who you were! Has that been like that all this time?

[At least Lithuania obviously remembers Poland now? The dog, which has followed, is barking, mostly because of all the yelling.]

[likesottlyfab]

You were like partially brain dead or something, what was I supposed to say?!

[Poland pauses for a moment.]

...Which is what I would say, um... if I knew what you were talking about!

But I totally don't! Nope! No way! Whoever you think I am I am totally not them! There is no way that I am that super cool nation you hang out with all the time with the way nice hair or anything like that! So like this is totally none of your business!

[That sounded convincing, right?]

[vytis]

Ehh?

[Well, it at least temporarily stunned him. This just means Poland gets yelled at some more, though. But we all knew that was going to happen.]

Do you really think I'm that stupid? You don't sound any different! Sit down, let me see! You couldn't talk before, right? Is it getting any better?

[He will be attempting to shove Poland into a chair to take a look at him. Ignore how Lithuania's legs groan and spark with electricity at his movements.]

[likesottlyfab]

Y-yes I do! I totally do! I sound way different! [His voice cracks slightly, letting out a high pitched squeal. Apparently the horse noises weren't totally gone.]

[Poland tries to evade him, but is caught and forcefully shoved into a chair despite his squirming around.] What, no! D-don't touch it! I totally don't even want people looking at it let alone touching it!

And you're like totally not one to talk with your stupid robot feet!

[vytis]

Stop moving--

[Lithuania doesn't touch, but does look over just how that head is attached to Poland's body.]

I've mostly recovered! Besides, I wouldn't throw such a fit about letting someone see them.

[likesottlyfab]

[He stops flailing, to sulk instead.] Yours isn't as totally gross as mine is! Have you seen Mr. Pony, Liet? Have you freaking seen him!? The whole thing is gross!

But yeah those things are way ugly. You should get boots or something to put over them. And what's with the sparking, they look they're going to short out. [He bends down to possibly poke at them.]

[vytis]

What's happened to--ah, careful! T-they really might, I can't put them in water at all.

[Right now they are fine, though. Probably because Lithuania is just standing there.]

[likesottlyfab]

Ew, that's grody Liet. Please tell me you're showering somehow.

[Since Lithuania was wondering, Mr. Pony meanders by with Poland's decapitated head sewn onto his neck.]

[vytis]

[Sigh.] Yes I--uwah!

[Lithuania jumps, seeing the pony with Poland's head. This dislodges his left leg entirely and spins his right one sideways, and thus he falls over while his aforementioned left leg is pitched across the room. Worst timing ever, Mr. Pony.]

[likesottlyfab]

[Poland watches as Lithuania falls down and his leg flies across the room.]

See? I told you it was gross.

B.

[likesottlyfab]

[Poland opens the door with absolutely none of the hesitation he's displayed over the past few days. No making Miku do it, no hiding behind the door and no box over his head.]

Hey Liet! Did you come over to gaze upon my totally fabulous visage again?

[His head was firmly reattached back to his shoulders, as was Mr. Pony's.]

[vytis]

[Lithuania is actually kind of pleased to hear Poland's usual more carefree attitude around him. Kind of. For now. But Lithuania will, instead of complaining, hand Poland some of the alcohol he still has left over from Christmas.]

Something like that. Do you have plans tonight?

[Because Lithuania is hijacking them. It's only fair since Poland does that to him so much.]

[likesottlyfab]

[Poland grins.] Yeah with you.

[He opens the door all the way for Lithuania to come in.]

[vytis]

[This will probably only end in Poland trying to give him a makeover, possibly while drunk, but Lithuania doesn't really mind right now. He walks in.]

Last month I've been in town for a year, but so many things were happening I didn't do anything for it. It's probably not something to celebrate, though.

[But he will use it as an excuse anyway.]

[likesottlyfab]

Yeah well. I think after this last fiasco, any excuse to celebrate is like totally a good enough reason to celebrate.

So like, one year anniversary party it is.

[vytis]

Just this one? The last few have been absolutely awful. Hopefully Valentine's Day won't be so bad, It wasn't last year...

[It was awkward, though, and thus Poland should probably ask about it.]

[likesottlyfab]

[Poland groans audibly, although Lithuania did have a point.] Like, don't even remind me of the others ones again. Seriously. Gag me with a spoon.

What'd you guys do last year? [Poland grabs some glasses out of the cabinet.] Do I even want to know?

[vytis]

[Following after Poland with the alcohol, of which he has brought a lot.]

Oh, we were made to think we had been in relationships. I spent Valentine's Day thinking I'd been going out with someone for over a year, even though I hadn't even known her that long at that point.

[likesottlyfab]

Oh yeah? [He grins at the idea of Lithuania in a relationship. That was like a totally foreign concept these days.]

Who'd you get stuck with, anyone I know?

[vytis]

A-ah, well, you know, it wasn't as if it was real...

[If it was someone who had gone home, Lithuania would have said so. Therefore, the girl in question is still in town.]

[likesottlyfab]

No, come on you have to dish! You're the one who brought it up!

Was it a girl? Guy? Um...whatever else this town has?

[vytis]

[He is regretting bringing it up, but what can he do?]

A girl. Human, before you get any weird ideas. R-really, it's not that interesting.