mayfield_rpg | 03. AUFIELD - OBEY, CONSUME, DESTROY.

♣ Roxy Lalonde was not raised by the carapaces, but instead the Batterwitch/Her Imperial Condescension herself once her meteor arrived. Think of if Superman was found by papa Luthor and not the Kent family? Yeah, obviously Roxy did not turn out to be the nicest of people. She was raised as a spoiled princess, but also as a warrior. An irony that the last female on Earth would be entrusted with such a task. Yup, she was raised to kill the last male: Dirk Strider. Which, she successfully did so in this timeline.

Note worthy things:
- She will still be sarcastic, but more cruel and bitchy.
- Will use fishpuns, as she was raised to love them.
- Very protective of marine life and the lakes/rivers of Mayfield.
- Conflicted on if she has loyalty towards those who look like her (humans) or the only "mother" she ever knew, her sea-dwelling adoptive one.
- Warped view on relationships: ala, love and friendship since she was raised with troll mannerisms and terminology.

[A: The Rec Center / action / ANYONE WELCOMED]

[ There's a teenaged blonde girl, bikini-clad and all, lounging in the pool. Maybe because of her snarky comments or the fact she already had blood on her hands from a tussle earlier with someone: she did not look like the nicest of people to be around. So she had the pool all to herself. Go bug her, if you daaaaaaare! ]

[B: 1650 Albright Lane / action / FAMILY]

[ Loud thumps and clanks came from the bedroom of the usually drunk daughter. Here, instead of a brightly pink room, there was a bit of darkness in the room. Dark curtains were put up and Roxy was currently standing on the edge of her night stand to hammer in some fish net decor. The allowance she got was easily spent on the tacky fisherman/aquatic decor. Fuck that, she deserved the best so why the hell wouldn't she have it? She continued to make a shit load of noise without any care, working towards making her room presentable to any guests she invited over. ]

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[[This Astral believes he was raised on Earth, where he somewhat recently inherited the role of 'ESPer Robin'... ...Which, in his REAL universe, is a TV Show with Kaimen Rider/Power Ranger elements hahaha. Shonen Hero traits abound! But otherwise he's still his blue alien looking self.~~Also that's kinda an awesome au just saying. o0o~~]]

Astral is evidently immune to your aura of 'GO AWAY', because despite the clear emptiness of the pool area, he's come here anyway. Perhaps if he knew you were raised by the Condesce he'd be a little less likely to come in here eh?

As it is, he's got swim shorts ALA Mayfield, and seems to be preparing to swim; used to do it all the time in gym back home, or so he believes!

[ Roxy enjoyed the solitude. The whole town smelled of pollution and industrialism. She was getting sick of it. She missed the smell of the ocean pretty badly, so this was her closest escape. With a bit of bitching, she finally got her alone time in the pool.

She was floating on her back with an oversized inflatable donut keeping her aloof while she sipped on an iced tea. Pulling her sunglasses down, she began to growl out. ]

What the halibut? Didn't you see the big sign: DON'T FLIPPING SWIM HERE, outside? Pretty sure that's obvious so go play with your blowhole and scram.

OOPS. A drone probably moved that sign, because he sure as heck didn't see one.

Also... Fish? You have a somewhat raised eyebrow. "Unfortunately, I can't say I did- there was no sign when I came in." Uh...

"...Are you a relative of someone named Feferi at all?" He- He doesn't know how troll biology works okay, but you sound a lot like her..!!

...Also what the heck does she mean by blowhole.

Glubbing typical. Second time this has happened.

[ Rolling her eyes, she continued to sip on her drink. ]

Feferi? Not in any way I gave a dam about. Why the shell are you staring so hard? Never sean a babe in the water???

"Ah- Then, the Empress?" ...Alright that works.

"Sorry- Actually... I'm trying to guess what you meant by blowhole... I've never heard that one..!"

Her Imperial Condescension to unfaithful land lovers like you.

[ She ups her tone. ]

Do I have to shell it out for you? I'm not a wading sex talk service, go get off on blowholes somewhere else.

Raised eyebrows.

"Eh... Forgive me; I didn't realize that was her proper title!" But...

...Wat. "...I..." WHAAAT. "...I don't even have a gender..." ...The hell are you, Astral.

You bet your gills it is. Anyone who dares speak otherwise gets a proper gutting.

[ Dramatic slurp of her drink. ]

Don't matter what gender you are, you can still go blowhole yourself.

"Ah. In that case, pleasure to meet you," he decides, giving a bow. That's what you do with royalty after all right?

And....

"...Somehow I don't think I want to..."

[ Pleasure? This person was dense. If not asking for trouble. She dipped back into the water, not making eye contact. ]

Yeah yeah, you should be happy to sea someone like me. Unless you got other business, clamscray.

"Swimming, actually. It's not at all like the ocean back home, but it's as close as I can get here," he states.

...Annnd then he's underwater. Quite far from your end of the pool though. He doesn't surface for some time- evidently, he likes being under more than above, despite the need to breathe.

Yeah, the chlorine is like choking on acid. But, it'll do until I can get back to the ocean.

[ She narrows her eyes, watching as he dives in. H-hey! ]

You're wading in dangerous waters..

Between dives, he'll respond- First up... "Agreed. If any sort of fish or coral were to be placed in here for even a short amount of time, they would definitely be killed..." Hnnn...

And eh? "Ah- I will keep my distance, if you wish!" NO ASTRAL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE WATER. DUH.

Good fuckin' like trying to carp those. The offishuls in this town would never do anything good for the marine life. They'd most likely put fish in just to toy with them.

[ Pauses. ]

...Not quite what I meant.

He has to nod about the fish. "Indeed... And in the end, tank life would not be appropriate for what is used to the seas at all." Hahhh.

And ehhh? "It is not?"

03. AUFIELD - OBEY, CONSUME, DESTROY.

Action A - For some reason I'm tagging with Astral not Nepeta... Oh well.

its all good!!! :D

I keep looking at 'blowhole' thinking 'okay it's got to be something rude but which something...' xD

LMAO thats the mystery!!!

PFFFFFF it's gonna bug me all week aaaaah xD

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