6th Bite - A Scarlet Devil is a Devil

[badladyscramble]

[Pranking Kyo Sohma]

[You might notice it's very misty around you. And very red. Which is probably strange because it wasn't just a few seconds ago. And no you can't see jack shit.]

[Pranking Yamame]

Mail for Yamame~!

[A shout from outside OBVIOUS THERE IS MAIL FOR YOU GIRL, BETTER GO GET IT the red flag arm-y wave-y lever dealie thing is even up and everything.]

[Pranking Mamizou..?]

[DING DONG.

Sure is an innocuous wrapped present on your doorstep, with "To: Mamizou Futatsuiwa" on it... NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.]

[OoC: And anyone pranking Remilia can tag here, or anything else you want to tag her for]

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[pompokolin]

[Even though Mamizou is considered a pet here, she answers the door anyway. And what should she find but a present that is apparently for her. Hmm.

She will immediately start sniffing at it, since she knows better than to trust something like this when there's a pranking spree going on.]

[badladyscramble]

[It doesn't have any particular scent, unless she can smell the vampire who handled it. Inside is a wound up jack-in-the-box like thing that would spring out at whoever opened it. Harmless, other than being amazingly hideous.

There was most definitely not a little vampire hiding behind the nearby hedge watching]

[pompokolin]

[There's definitely something there...but since Mamizou has never smelled a vampire before, she can't quite place it. That's still a reason to mistrust this thing, though, so she knocks over the box to see what will happen.]

[badladyscramble]

[The loosely tied ribbon comes undone and the lid rockets off as the hideous spring-loaded jack jumps out with a poorly-recorded laugh.

Meanwhile, somewhere behind the hedge, someone clicks their tongue quietly in frustration.]

[pompokolin]

[Mamizou's ear twitches...and then she speaks, though to no one in particular.]

Is this really all? That's a shame...

[badladyscramble]

[And silence again.

Also there is a bottle of alcohol (THERE WAS NO SAKE IN STORES STUPID 50s AMERICA) in your yard. On top of a large, round patch that is noticeably a different color.]

elsewhere!

[keep_smiling]

[Remilia might notice, after walking to one of her target's houses, that she's being followed by an innocuous-looking smiling man. However, his hands are suspiciously hiding behind his back.]

[badladyscramble]

[She's fairly intent on what she's doing, but after noticing him the third time, she glances back over her shoulders at him with a curious look]

[keep_smiling]

[Now's his chance! From behind his back, Elmer whips around his squirt guns and aims. He's grinning ear to ear - not maliciously, but more like he's having way too much fun.]

Stick 'em up, partner!

[badladyscramble]

What? Stick what up? Don't point those at me!

[keep_smiling]

[He laughs at that.] Your hands! But it's too late, there's no hesitating in a shootout!

[With that, he pulls the triggers. A spray of blue and orange water sprays from them. Hopefully, it should wash out of her clothes. Maybe.]

[badladyscramble]

Ack, stop that!

[HER PINK DRESS LOOKS HORRIBLE NOW. Also, she is flailing and sputtering and falling to her knees weakly as she tries to fend off the streams of water.]

[ukelelenogood]

[Hear that Remilia?

That's the sound of an annoying, pink haired woman knocking on your door again and again. She's dressed as a pizza delivery boy, though where she got that outfit god only knows. And she seems to have an actual pizza with her.

But by god she isn't going to stop knocking or leave until SOMEONE answers the door.]

[badladyscramble]

[Remilia throws the door open with a scowl]

What do you want!?

[ukelelenogood]

[Just smirking as smug as smug can be and unfazed.]

Pizza.

You ordered a pizza, right?

[badladyscramble]

What? No. It must have been someone else in this house. Maybe that stupid rabbit.

[ukelelenogood]

Well you better go find who it was.

I didn't come all this way for nothing.

[badladyscramble]

No, I'm afraid you did. Good day.

[And she makes to close the door - if someone else in this house ordered pizza, THEY SHOULD ANSWER THE DOOR THEMSELVES]

[thug_disease]

[MAIL FOR YAMAME!! She trots outside, even if she's currently under the infection of the green rash. Yamame approaches the mailbox, and quickly whips it open.]

[badladyscramble]

[And she gets A FACEFULL OF CONFETTI, TUBE SNAKES AND STREAMERS.

And yes, there is totally the sound of someone giggling behind the hedge]

[thug_disease]

Ahhh!

Yamame falls over on her backside...and then giggles madly.]

That was the best letter ever!

[badladyscramble]

[And Remilia pops out of the bushes then]

Hey, you're not supposed to be happy about it!

[thug_disease]

It surprised me! But it was funny!

[Congrats, Remilia...you have gained Yamame's ability to see in absolute darkness! It won't make much difference to Remilia...but unfortunately Yamame's cooler regain of controlling diseases has already been claimed by the cat vampire!]

Did you do that?

[skypiratejohnny]

[You know, he's just being a good sport, and goes out looking for one Remilia. He doesn't mean anything bad... he just has a book.]

[badladyscramble]

[He can find her walking back from a pranking attempt. She's rather grouchy about how it went.]