6th Bite - A Scarlet Devil is a Devil

[badladyscramble]

[Pranking Kyo Sohma]

[You might notice it's very misty around you. And very red. Which is probably strange because it wasn't just a few seconds ago. And no you can't see jack shit.]

[Pranking Yamame]

Mail for Yamame~!

[A shout from outside OBVIOUS THERE IS MAIL FOR YOU GIRL, BETTER GO GET IT the red flag arm-y wave-y lever dealie thing is even up and everything.]

[Pranking Mamizou..?]

[DING DONG.

Sure is an innocuous wrapped present on your doorstep, with "To: Mamizou Futatsuiwa" on it... NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.]

[OoC: And anyone pranking Remilia can tag here, or anything else you want to tag her for]

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[badladyscramble]

No, I'm afraid you did. Good day.

[And she makes to close the door - if someone else in this house ordered pizza, THEY SHOULD ANSWER THE DOOR THEMSELVES]

[ukelelenogood]

[Guess who has super speed. Also guess who has weird cartoon physics.

Guess who has their foot against the door as you try to close it, and is making alarming progress at wiggling in.]

NO! I CANNOT OBLIGE YOUR REQUEST!

A PIZZA DELIVERY MAN MUST NOT FAIL THEIR DUTY!

[badladyscramble]

S-stop that! Go away!

[GUESS WHO HAS VAMPIRE STRENGTH AND IS TRYING TO FORCE THE DOOR CLOSED ON YOUR FOOT?]

[ukelelenogood]

[Super strength? Oh good. She can do that too.

Which means the poor door is pretty much at a creaky stand still as two superpowered moron fight over keeping it open or closed.]

THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT IN THIS WORLD THAN PIZZA! HOT FRESH PIZZA!

EVERYDAY OVER 100,000 PIZZAS ARE MADE IN THIS COUNTRY ALONE! AND SOME OF THEM AREN'T FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE A HOME!

WON'T YOU PLEASE LOOK INTO YOUR HEART AND GIVE THIS LITTLE GUY A PLACE TO STAY?

[badladyscramble]

No, go give it someone else! I refuse to let that thing inside my home!

[SHOVING HER WHOLE WEIGHT AGAINST THE DOOR, TRYING TO CLOSE IT. GOD IF SHE ONLY HAD GUNGNIR TO POKE HER WITH]

[ukelelenogood]

[Making headway, Remilia. And eventually the door finally closes, pushing Haruko off the front steps of the porch.

A moment later, you'll probably hear a noise. In fact, it sounds like a small engine, like a motorbike or, in this case, a Vespa would have. Which means she's probably driving away.

Except for the small fact that it sounds like the noise is getting louder and closer.

Guess who's going to try and drive her Vespa through the front door.]

[badladyscramble]

...

[Remilia hears that and goes to look out the window and see what the dumb woman is doing.

Which means she's not there to stop her when she drives her Vespa through the door.]

[ukelelenogood]

[The cackling of a madwoman follows the splintering of wood. The Vespa skids a bit across the carpet, tearing it up, as Haruko stops, still holding the pizza above her.]

Pizza time.

[And now she'll just rev her engine a bit more.

Gonna be coming at you, Remilia.]

[badladyscramble]

What? Get out! Shoo!

[She waves her hands like that might make this RUDE WOMAN leave.]

[ukelelenogood]

[Just...slowly driving her Vespa towards you, Remilia. Waving hands are no match Haruko's sheer rudeness.]

Not until you've paid for your pizza!

[badladyscramble]

I'm not paying for it because I don't want it, now get out!

[She's not backing down; she wagers she can flip it if it comes at her]

[ukelelenogood]

[And come at her the Vespa does. Haruko has no intentions of backing down from this, for better or worse.]

[badladyscramble]

[Remilia braces herself and when it comes towards her, grabs it by the front and pulls to the side to try to flip it over]