6th Bite - A Scarlet Devil is a Devil

[badladyscramble]

[Pranking Kyo Sohma]

[You might notice it's very misty around you. And very red. Which is probably strange because it wasn't just a few seconds ago. And no you can't see jack shit.]

[Pranking Yamame]

Mail for Yamame~!

[A shout from outside OBVIOUS THERE IS MAIL FOR YOU GIRL, BETTER GO GET IT the red flag arm-y wave-y lever dealie thing is even up and everything.]

[Pranking Mamizou..?]

[DING DONG.

Sure is an innocuous wrapped present on your doorstep, with "To: Mamizou Futatsuiwa" on it... NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.]

[OoC: And anyone pranking Remilia can tag here, or anything else you want to tag her for]

Comments

[ukelelenogood]

[Making headway, Remilia. And eventually the door finally closes, pushing Haruko off the front steps of the porch.

A moment later, you'll probably hear a noise. In fact, it sounds like a small engine, like a motorbike or, in this case, a Vespa would have. Which means she's probably driving away.

Except for the small fact that it sounds like the noise is getting louder and closer.

Guess who's going to try and drive her Vespa through the front door.]

[badladyscramble]

...

[Remilia hears that and goes to look out the window and see what the dumb woman is doing.

Which means she's not there to stop her when she drives her Vespa through the door.]

[ukelelenogood]

[The cackling of a madwoman follows the splintering of wood. The Vespa skids a bit across the carpet, tearing it up, as Haruko stops, still holding the pizza above her.]

Pizza time.

[And now she'll just rev her engine a bit more.

Gonna be coming at you, Remilia.]

[badladyscramble]

What? Get out! Shoo!

[She waves her hands like that might make this RUDE WOMAN leave.]

[ukelelenogood]

[Just...slowly driving her Vespa towards you, Remilia. Waving hands are no match Haruko's sheer rudeness.]

Not until you've paid for your pizza!

[badladyscramble]

I'm not paying for it because I don't want it, now get out!

[She's not backing down; she wagers she can flip it if it comes at her]

[ukelelenogood]

[And come at her the Vespa does. Haruko has no intentions of backing down from this, for better or worse.]

[badladyscramble]

[Remilia braces herself and when it comes towards her, grabs it by the front and pulls to the side to try to flip it over]