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mayfield_rpg2012-02-05 07:37 pm
omlettedufromage) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-02-05 07:37 pm
Dexter's Log Stardate 195X-006 : blasted shave points!
[Action, Mayfield General Store]
[As much as Dexter would like to get the beard off his face right now, the beard has other plans. The past few days have been long and torturous for Dexter, the beard slowly consuming his mind. His will is no longer his own, as much as he tries to fight it. It is not until they reach the beard's destination that a word is uttered from Dexter. The beard speaks, using Dexter's voice. However, it's deeper than usual, almost fake-sounding.]
Yesss.... Yess... while everyone around is occupied with their pointless folly, my plan shall soon come to fruition. You too, will take part in this place's destruction. But for a different cause.
[Dexter picks up a rock, tossing it at the window of the general store. There is much reluctance, and his motions are very jerky. Dexter is putting up as much resistance to the beard's influence as he can, but sadly, even the mind of a genius has its limits. He was never good at dealing with people.]
Once we rid this store of my sworn enemy. My people... my children will grow. The beard will spread. It is futile to resist. I have full control of your body, and your mind, Dexter. Resist, and your end will be painful.
[Dexter manages only to get enough strength for him to gulp, as the beard turns his body towards the razor blades.]
Now, Let us begin, shall we? Your skills with science will provide quite useful in creating the weaponry.
[After a montage... Dexter has used the supplies in the general store to create an array of weapons from the shaving asile of the store. From grenades made out of shaving cream bottles, to throwing razor blades. Those who would not submit to the beard's plans would be shaved off the face of the earth. He almost looks like an action hero. Shirtless, beard, and a ton of grenades attached to belts. He almost looks manly, but let's face it: He's more facial hair than man at this point. Do you dare speak to him?]
[As much as Dexter would like to get the beard off his face right now, the beard has other plans. The past few days have been long and torturous for Dexter, the beard slowly consuming his mind. His will is no longer his own, as much as he tries to fight it. It is not until they reach the beard's destination that a word is uttered from Dexter. The beard speaks, using Dexter's voice. However, it's deeper than usual, almost fake-sounding.]
Yesss.... Yess... while everyone around is occupied with their pointless folly, my plan shall soon come to fruition. You too, will take part in this place's destruction. But for a different cause.
[Dexter picks up a rock, tossing it at the window of the general store. There is much reluctance, and his motions are very jerky. Dexter is putting up as much resistance to the beard's influence as he can, but sadly, even the mind of a genius has its limits. He was never good at dealing with people.]
Once we rid this store of my sworn enemy. My people... my children will grow. The beard will spread. It is futile to resist. I have full control of your body, and your mind, Dexter. Resist, and your end will be painful.
[Dexter manages only to get enough strength for him to gulp, as the beard turns his body towards the razor blades.]
Now, Let us begin, shall we? Your skills with science will provide quite useful in creating the weaponry.
[After a montage... Dexter has used the supplies in the general store to create an array of weapons from the shaving asile of the store. From grenades made out of shaving cream bottles, to throwing razor blades. Those who would not submit to the beard's plans would be shaved off the face of the earth. He almost looks like an action hero. Shirtless, beard, and a ton of grenades attached to belts. He almost looks manly, but let's face it: He's more facial hair than man at this point. Do you dare speak to him?]
double tagging you with Len :3c
What the heck is that? Some kind of animal? ♪
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Houlh we hwive awouhh ih?
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GROW A BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
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No, I'm a girl!! ♪
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[Dexter tosses some shaving cream bombs to the ground, thankfully, the shrapnel thankfully out of the question. However, there is an explosion of shaving cream behind him. Cool guys never look at explosions, even when they are made of shaving cream.]