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♎ S33R: R34D TH3 HOROSCOP3S

( phone )

It's Terezi and my auricular sponge clots are still frothing teal from all of those alarms, and I guess everyone is still in a big panic about it but I just wanted to let everyone know that Dave Strider- hard cherry candy red Dave, not delicious orange creamsicle Dave- is gone. Back to... to our universe, I guess, and I mean, I just-...

[Terezi actually sounds pretty miserable about it. ]

I bet he will be back soon. I mean, that's just like a coolkid, to get himself panscrubbed ironically. He will be back in a few days, won't he, I just know it, he's going to swagger on in and be like 'Hey, TZ, hey, everything's totally cool and I was just seeing what it was like to be a drone for a while.' Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Blargh. I think I am going to give him a good hard drubbing the moment he snaps out of it. He's leaving me hanging and-

[Her voice shrinks.] ...Anyway, um. That's all.

Oh, except, by the way, can I ask if there are any people out there who were born between the human calendar dates of... September 24th to October 23rd? [She sounds a little bit hopeful, curious.] Let me know!

( filtered to castmates but easily broken )

I discovered this thing! [She seems to perk up a little bit, although she still sounds a bit tired. There's some rustling on her end of the line.] It's called 'the zodiac'! Humans have this wheel of 12 signs based on the stars in the sky and the way they're laid out and... There's a machine that dispenses something called a 'horoscope'. That's how I figured it out. I don't know how we didn't ever learn about this sooner!

[She gives a huff.] I'm going too fast, but it's pretty exciting! They're our signs, if you haven't figured that out yet. All 12- they're ours. And they're all based on real star patterns. We really did have an influence on this universe. Apparently all humans born on this planet fall under one of our signs. Amazing, isn't it!

The machine's at the comic shop. But I found a book on the zodiac, too! Here, for example, I'm going to read about my sign. It's called 'Libra'. [She pauses for a moment to lick the paper.] 'Diplomatic and urbane, romantic and charming'- hahaha- 'Easygoing and sociable, idealistic and peaceable'... They're all qualities that are supposed to represent our signs, I think! Naturally I am incredibly sociable and romantic and diplomatic and peaceable so this is all one hundred percent absolutely undeniably true.

But the coolest part is, [she takes a breath-] the coolest part is that my sign represents the scales. Equality and justice. And the rest of the signs, are, um, well, you'll see! I think it's all kind of amazing. You should go to the comic shop if you want to see! It's just... I guess even here, it's kind of encouraging to know that we had an impact on things. Somehow.

( action; the comic shop )

[Terezi, dressed in tribute to a certain coolkid, is standing before a rusty machine mounted to the wall. It has a number of different options on it, and after inserting $0.05, it dispenses small tubes of paper containing horoscope information. Terezi is basically choking the thing with nickels and stuffing a bunch in her pockets. She has a lot of Libras and Cancers. Once she amasses enough, she sits down on the curb of the sidewalk and begins sketching on the ground in chalk.]

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It just makes you slower. Integration like this is normal of all who succeed to create the new universe.

Better question: why didn't you block this call from me?

It wouldn't have mattered 'cause you're a creep that's obsessed with me and you would've listened in anyway just like I try to listen in on everything you do too. [AT LEAST SHE'S HONEST...]

Only in that warped little mind of yours, Seer. And how warped it is, to be thinking of such things.

I understand everything! I have learned of your true motivations. You have all the pedophile in you. All of it.

[Terezi you are not using that word correctly Terezi stop using human terms when you're not 100% sure of what they mean. okay well Davesprite said it so it surely must be true.]

[Terezi if you can only see the face he is making he is so offended by your stupidity right now.]

You don't even know what that word means in it's proper context.

[look she is just trying to be culturally sensitive!!!!!!!!

also she knows you have the pedohots for Rose.]

Yes I do. A real human-turned-bird taught me. Your personality traits are as follows:

Creepy, manipulative, prone to lying by omission (which by the way is total musclebeast shit right there), terrible taste in colors, having a giant empty white head, pedo-tastic pedophile.

That is you. That is your personality.

[he snickers at her list. its ok to be jealous that he has his eyes on another seer terezi.]

Lies of omission do not exist. Having a sphere-shaped head is not a personality trait and trying to fool yourself into thinking my color sense isn't impeccable is also a waste of time.

As I knew, you have no idea what the word means. Your doomed bird must have feathers for a brain.

Edited (i forgot to make a dumb subject comment) 2012-01-14 22:41 (UTC)

[wow pedo???? wow??????????????]

I am an expert on colors. Nobody understands them better than I do and I am telling you right now that your variety of white and green are simply terrible. I will not even get into the 'lies of omission do not exist' lie and having a dumb empty white head is a personality trait when you use it to do terrible things.

[she sort of bristles at him calling Davesprite doomed but remarks nothing on it.] I will lick it up in a dictionary and prove you wrong. [yes she said 'lick'...........]

The colors are perfect and you and I both know it. [Terezi he will fight to the ends of time over this, green is his team color and white is his head color!!!]

Go ahead. Maybe you will learn something.

If you could taste them you would gag too.

[a pause. she puts the phone aside to retrieve a dictionary. TIME TO SLOBBER ON IT. there are licking sounds. and then (ahem!!):]

"An adult who is attracted to young children."

[pause for dramatic effect.]

That is a perfect description of you. I am going to draw a picture of you next to it. [Terezi cradles the phone between her ear and shoulder and begins drawing Scratch onto the page.]

[A scoff.]

"Attracted" in the physical sense, according to the definition of the word in the human dictionary. I'm not capable of such emotions, nor can I biologically reproduce. Besides everyone is younger than I am.

Why are you even thinking of these things.

[IGNORING HIM]

It's perfect.

[what is she even talking about?

she just hugn up the phone.]

[hung* wow i have no edit button pretend that was spelled right

anyway

20 minutes later there is a knock on his door.

if he opens it there will be no sign of Terezi.]

[however there is a torn-out page of a dictionary and drawn on top of it is this.]

[you're welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[Huh.]

[...

Ring ring Terezi you know you want to pick it up.]

[UGH FINE the life of an artist is never peaceful]

What do you want!

Just wanted to comment on the art.

For starters, you got the shade of green wrong. But, I noticed you placed yourself into the picture.

It was the only green marker I had. Sadly for you, they do not make markers in 'toxic gag-inducing poisonous lime green'.

And I was going to draw Dave and then I thought 'he is not a girl no matter how much he looks like Rose!'

And then I thought, oh I should put Vriska, except nobody likes Vriska. [ok that's a lie but-] So I put me because you didn't bother trying to deny the 'creepy' part of the personality list I presented to you earlier. It was a very easy decision.

You had plenty of other choices, but still picked yourself. It's very curious and actually rather sad.

I knoooow. Like, I am really selling myself short here because I am way above your standards. For one, I am not nearly as easy to manipulate as the Seer you are so fond of! What good is that to you? No good at all, right?

[she giggles.]

But that is okay, Scratch. I am a generous one. You may keep the drawing and admire it. That makes two drawings I have given you, and by the way I am open to requests.

Everyone is capable of being manipulated. For example, your feelings are easily being toyed with and I don't even need to lift a finger.

I wonder what I should do with this one. The last one I just crumbled up and threw into the garbage, so I think I should do something else for this one. What do you think?

I have turned off my feelings for this conversation. Promise. [Terezi stop Terezi why...

YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE FINE ART]

Hmmmm! I don't know. You're not fond of fire are you?

Good.

Fire is fine and turns up a nice green. But, I don't like reusing the same methods of destruction twice and fire was already used up in December.

[Guess what happened in December...]

[welp]

I know!

You could eat it. And possibly even choke on it! That would be okay, I think. [you have Terezi's permission to choke go do it!!]

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