Potato Chip Zombie

[answerer_sword]

1. Outside the Hospital (backdated to January 31)

[Out of all the mutilated patients who have been dumped in the hospital from the factory, there is one woman that looks out of place, even among them. Physically, she appears unscathed, except for the blood trickling down her head and face. She is smiling blankly, as if she does not notice the injuries, nor even the rest of the world around her. However, she is clearly not a drone.]

[Every once in a while, she spouts a few lines of cryptic dialogue, seemingly speaking to herself. Her hands dart around and she paces before the hospital, as if pantomiming something. Sometiems, after finishing up her dialogues, she laughs a strange, echoing laugh.]

[Those that get close enough may recognize her as Bazett, but they would be wrong. In truth, there is nothing of the "real" Bazett left in this woman. Her brain had been replaced with a potato battery powered chip playing Leave it to Beaver reruns. The thing walking around is nothing more than a zombie, a husk.]

2. Action; all around town

[Bazett, or to be more accurate, her husk, is wandering around Mayfield. Without a brain, she cannot recognize her house. Instead, her body is pantomiming the actions of the episodes being played by the chip. Blood is still pouring down her head, the wounds left untreated.]

Pot roast, potato pancakes, and what's the big idea? 

[She might invade people's houses, or assault people trying to use them to play out the latest action being shown by the chip. If anyone tries to talk to her, she will answer with quotes from the show depending on the member of the Cleaver family that she believes she is at the moment.]

Comments

[unyielding]

Go steady? What does that mean? [ She's really clueless and she wants answers! Not a good combination. ]

[answerer_sword]

[She shrugs.]

Well, what else would you go steady with?

[unyielding]

I do not know. That is why I am asking you. [ ....Man what is with all of this talk about going steady. ]

[answerer_sword]

I don't know, but it sure won't be with a girl.

[unyielding]

How can you refuse to go steady with a girl if you do not know what going steady is? [ Lan Fan still hasn't really caught on it's part of a surgery but she'll look at Baszett with a really confused expressed. Maybe she can pick it up on slight visual cues! ]

[answerer_sword]

When are you gonna hear the results of that test, Wally?

[It should be obvious now that the woman is not in her right mind.]

[unyielding]

I am not Wally, and you are weird.

[ Lan Fan can definitely pick up on this now. Her voice is sterner and she stands up. She's ready to take a stand to protect her... something senses from out of context 1950's tv shows! ]

[answerer_sword]

Mr. Ganner is gonna stick up the goon list today. I'm gonna take a look before I go to Gym.

[She does not seem to notice the girl's change in demeanor.]

[unyielding]

Leave this house. [ She's now getting up and studying Baszett to see if there are any visible things that are batteries or some type of wire or something to get her to stop. ] You have no business here.

[answerer_sword]

They don't put the marks up at our school. Too many kids cry or get sick.

[There are, of course, no visible batteries. The actual battery is within her skull.]

[unyielding]

Marks...? [ People cry and get sick?! Is this a way they torture the town?! Specifically high school students who barely show up like herself!? ] What are marks? Is this true?

[answerer_sword]

[At this point, the chip switched to a different scene.]

Is that you, Beaver?

[She looks downcast.]

...Yes, Mom.

[unyielding]

You are your own mother?

[ she is chickenleg.giffing so hard right now.

ooc: My apologies for the lateness! DW wasn't working for me until today! ]

Don't worry, it's totally okay

[answerer_sword]

[She looks up at Lan Fan.]

Oh Beaver, I see that you're home.

[unyielding]

But I am not Beaver. [ What is a Beaver anyways? ]

[answerer_sword]

Yes, Dad. This is the me that is home.

[She looks downcast again.]

[unyielding]

[ Was that even English?! Lan Fan is just going to side eye this thing heavily. ]

[answerer_sword]

How was the movie?

[She stops again.]

I didn't go to the movie.

[unyielding]

[ She'll slowly walk up to Baszett now. She's had enough of this conversation, and, yes, she's prepared to use force to get her out of the house. And by that Lan Fan means turning on the TV and seeing what happens.

But she needs to get to the TV first. ]

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett will not stop her. After all, the husk has no will of its own.]

[unyielding]

[ And now she'll try and turn on the TV. Hopefully it works, and hopefully it doesn't explode on her or doesn't turn on. Whatever happens, only fate knows! ]

[answerer_sword]

[Now that the TV is on, Bazett's voice will echo the sounds coming from the TV. It has a creepy effect.]

How come?

[unyielding]

You sound exactly like the television! [ Lan Fan is starting to piece together the basis of this, which isn't bad for a person that's never even heard of television until now, let alone turned one on! ]

[answerer_sword]

Because I went last week...

[The only difference between the television and Bazett is that the television plays more sitcoms than just "Leave it to Beaver."]

[unyielding]

You went where last week?!

[ A beautiful and wonderful discovery! One that Lan Fan will never make! ]