Potato Chip Zombie

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1. Outside the Hospital (backdated to January 31)

[Out of all the mutilated patients who have been dumped in the hospital from the factory, there is one woman that looks out of place, even among them. Physically, she appears unscathed, except for the blood trickling down her head and face. She is smiling blankly, as if she does not notice the injuries, nor even the rest of the world around her. However, she is clearly not a drone.]

[Every once in a while, she spouts a few lines of cryptic dialogue, seemingly speaking to herself. Her hands dart around and she paces before the hospital, as if pantomiming something. Sometiems, after finishing up her dialogues, she laughs a strange, echoing laugh.]

[Those that get close enough may recognize her as Bazett, but they would be wrong. In truth, there is nothing of the "real" Bazett left in this woman. Her brain had been replaced with a potato battery powered chip playing Leave it to Beaver reruns. The thing walking around is nothing more than a zombie, a husk.]

2. Action; all around town

[Bazett, or to be more accurate, her husk, is wandering around Mayfield. Without a brain, she cannot recognize her house. Instead, her body is pantomiming the actions of the episodes being played by the chip. Blood is still pouring down her head, the wounds left untreated.]

Pot roast, potato pancakes, and what's the big idea? 

[She might invade people's houses, or assault people trying to use them to play out the latest action being shown by the chip. If anyone tries to talk to her, she will answer with quotes from the show depending on the member of the Cleaver family that she believes she is at the moment.]

Comments

[answerer_sword]

Yes, Dad. This is the me that is home.

[She looks downcast again.]

[unyielding]

[ Was that even English?! Lan Fan is just going to side eye this thing heavily. ]

[answerer_sword]

How was the movie?

[She stops again.]

I didn't go to the movie.

[unyielding]

[ She'll slowly walk up to Baszett now. She's had enough of this conversation, and, yes, she's prepared to use force to get her out of the house. And by that Lan Fan means turning on the TV and seeing what happens.

But she needs to get to the TV first. ]

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett will not stop her. After all, the husk has no will of its own.]

[unyielding]

[ And now she'll try and turn on the TV. Hopefully it works, and hopefully it doesn't explode on her or doesn't turn on. Whatever happens, only fate knows! ]

[answerer_sword]

[Now that the TV is on, Bazett's voice will echo the sounds coming from the TV. It has a creepy effect.]

How come?

[unyielding]

You sound exactly like the television! [ Lan Fan is starting to piece together the basis of this, which isn't bad for a person that's never even heard of television until now, let alone turned one on! ]

[answerer_sword]

Because I went last week...

[The only difference between the television and Bazett is that the television plays more sitcoms than just "Leave it to Beaver."]

[unyielding]

You went where last week?!

[ A beautiful and wonderful discovery! One that Lan Fan will never make! ]

[answerer_sword]

Is that so?

[She pauses and looks intently at Lan Fan.]

Yes, sir. I won a racing bicycle with Gary in the other seat and I hid it at Larry's and I was gonna make belive like I won it today...

[unyielding]

....What do you mean by this? [ Lan Fan by now is thoroughly confused and irritated. She slowly retreats back to the kitchen, hoping to find a blade that can chase her off. She is a threat if she will not leave her house! ]

[answerer_sword]

...But I couldn't. So that's why I'm telling you what happened.

[Bazett's husk does not notice Lan Fan's actions. She will not notice any weapons either.]

[unyielding]

Please leave my home immediately or suffer the consequences! [ ANGRY WORDS: THE SEQUAL TO ANGRY BIRDS. ]

[answerer_sword]

Well, where's the bike now?

[Unfortunately, non-sentient beings cannot comprehend emotional states.]

[unyielding]

[ You know, on second though, she's just going to slowly walk upstairs and lock herself in her house for the rest of the night. That seems like a better idea. She'll sneak back into the kitchen. ]

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett will continue to stand in the middle of the kitchen, acting out the "Leave it to Beaver" scenes. After a while, she will turn around and walk out of the house.]