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A. Action - 1332 Benny Road

[Poland didn't care much for nightmares, especially of the dream within a dream variety. One moment he was happily laying in the ryefield of his dreams, only to shift to a nightmarish one where he woke up in Mayfield.

Although he had to admit waking up in Mayfield again was one of the more vivid dreams he'd had in a while. The out of date pajamas he'd woken up in felt itchy to him. The set up of the master bedroom was exactly as he remembered. Even his assigned drone wife was there, chipper and unnerving as ever. If it weren't so terrible, he'd commend his rem state for it's attention to detail.

The problem with nightmares though, was that you couldn't do anything about them until they ran their course. Trying to force yourself awake didn't really work. No matter how much arm pinching or cheek slapping or shouting "wake up" repeatedly at your reflection in the bathroom mirror one tried. All of which Poland tried regardless, to no avail.

Waiting to wake up, Poland got up and riffled through his closet. At least this nightmare was kind enough to remember the clothing he'd gotten back from home the last time he'd been here so he didn't have to wait while looking like a dork.]

B. Action - 1333 Benny Road

[Good morning neighbors! You have a vistor from next door of the equestrian variety, poking his head through the kitchen window and trying to snatch fruit off your counter.

You weren't going to eat all those apples yourselves. Mr. Pony is just making sure they don't go wasted. You can thank him when you wake up.]

C. Action - Around Town

[Reacquainting himself with Mayfield was not how Poland anticipated spending his day. It didn't take long to recognize everything and relearn his way around. Compared to finding his way around some of his larger cities it was relatively simple to remember.

His cities were definitely better though. There really wasn't much to like about Mayfield in his opinion. Hence why he decided to reacquaint himself while riding Mr. Pony around. Might as well make something about it enjoyable! Nothing brightens up stuff like including ponies after all.

Don't mind the less than bubbly blonde taking up half the side walk riding around on his pony. Or do mind. Up to you.]

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Geez, don't joke about stuff like that!

[In a huff he sits back down and starts stuffing his face again. It's almost like he's completely forgotten about the whole situation until it slowly starts dawning on him again]

But seriously... when was I last here?

[Poland steals some bacon off Latvia's plate and chews on a strip idly.]

I don't know. Last time I was here it was 2009 but that was like three whole years ago.

That long...?

Well, I don't know about whole years. I mean it only just turned 2012.

[It's surprising how reasonable Latvia can sound while shooting him death-glares from the other side of the table]

Dude what? 2012 is like totally almost over.

It's like October already.

[And... suddenly something dawns on Poland, making him shoot up from the table with a shout. Little flicks of chewed up bacon spraying a bit.]

AHHHHHHHHH!

[Which causes Latvia to shriek and reel backwards, flipping his chair onto the floor as he stumbles back on his feet]

Oh God what is it!?

If I'm stuck here who's gonna supervise harvest?!

[This is clearly Poland's most pressing problem right now.]

My boss is gonna kill me if I don't turn up for work again!

[Collectively freaking out seems like the most productive course of action. Yes, definitely]

We're like totally screwed!

Just what kind of a cruel joke is this!?

Mayfield.

[Like not funny Mayfield! This was almost as bad as the time they brought him here the first time and made him miss his birthday.

Almost. Harvest was pretty serious stuff, but missing his birthday was totally unforgivable.]

[With a sigh Latvia puts the chair the right way up and sits down again to drown his sorrows in bacon]

I am too sober to be dealing with this right now...

You say that about everything.

[Although honestly a little wódka would probably help right about now.]

That doesn't make it any less true...

[His words are slightly muffled by a mouthful of bacon]

Ew. Gross. Don't talk with your mouthful that's like way rude. [Never mind he was literally spewing bacon bits across the table just a few moments ago.]

But that still doesn't explain what you're doing here. You stayed in someone else's house the last time we were here together.

Did I...?

I don't remember, I just woke up here and I didn't have anywhere else to stay.

You woke up here?

Hmm. Stay there for a second I wanna see something. [Poland disappears from the kitchen into the front hallway for a moment, snatching another piece of bacon for the trip.]

Hey!

[He tries to swipe out to stop him but Poland's already gone. While he's away he quickly scarfs down the rest of his food to prevent further thefts]

Ah ha! Just as I like, suspected.

[Poland takes a photo off the wall, and brings it back into the kitchen with him. He holds it up infront of Latvia, gesturing to it with the bacon strip.]

Mayfield moved you to my house! Look you're apart of the family portrait and everything.

[He's about the snatch back his stolen food when he notices the portrait. Latvia could easily swear that he'd never had that picture taken]

Family portrait? I'm pretty sure we're not family.

Obviously.

No, it's the family Mayfield assigns you. Like. Here, Miku's supposed to be my daughter or whatever. Which... I guess totally makes you my son.

No...

No!

I refuse!

Hey! What's with that reaction!?

Edited 2012-10-05 22:49 (UTC)

I won't become your son! I refuse!

It didn't work out the first time and it's not going to work out now!

Don't flatter yourself! Who says I even want you as a son?

And stop being such a brat! Getting to live under my roof back then was like a total privilege, just like it is right now!

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