❦ the fifth rose

[silpheed]

PHONE;
[HELLO MAYFIELD the day of reckoning has come. meaning you get not one irritated, bossy and rude immortal on your phone lines today, you get two!!]

As most of you know, things are getting rather busy around here. That means there's less and less time for menial tasks and chores.

Because that is the case, we have decided that now is the best time to look for some sort of hired help. After all, I doubt that you people really have anything better to do. [RACHEL PLS at least try to make a good impression.] If you are such a person--and you likely are--and also excel at household chores, we now have a proposition for you.

We'll be holding a short audition at the high school auditorium at noon sharp today for those who are interested. Don't fret about pay, it will be a rate which you certainly won't deserve. [now it's tagteam bad impressions...]

If you're late, please do not waste our time by coming. That will be enough of an indicator that you would do a poor job serving. With that said though, I look forward to any who come to audition. It may be difficult, but do your best to at least be somewhat competent. [what a charming young lady you have the potential to serve right]

Thank you in advance for your consideration, and enjoy the rest of your morning. [no it's too late to fix the rudeness of this phone call now but he apparently doesn't see anything wrong with ending on this note...]

ACTION;
[for those brave souls who actually decide to go see what this thing is all about, they'll find a sign on the outside of the auditorium doors that simple says "auditions here" in neat script. inside the auditorium itself, the stage is well-lit and a table is set up in front of it, where Rachel and Charles are currently sitting with a couple of papers, pencils and what appears to be half of a tea set.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION the judgment begins before you even step on the stage...]

Comments

[splitthebaby]

Curry is Ciel's favorite food.

[ex_seventh238]

I've been making more of it at the Church recently because Cain really likes it also. But you're not into that, are you Charles?

[small sigh and shrug!! it's ok not everyone can understand the level of sheer godhood curry stands on............ only cain can understand her on that one!!]

[encored]

That's true, I don't enjoy curry very much. We used to have a lot of it left over when Hong Kong lived in my house. [and it was eventually THROWN OUT because they're wasteful heathens!!]

But I wasn't aware that you enjoyed it.

[splitthebaby]

I don't know why she tries to hide it. Why is that, Ciel?

[ex_seventh238]

I never hid it. The subject never came up before, and I was never asked. Is this strange? [no idea what you're talking about etc

and omg charles HDU!!]

[encored]

I've never seen you cook or eat it before, so I had no reason to ask. [he just automatically assumed her favorite food was something sweet since she's baking all the time!! apparently the fact that she's baking all the time for other fattydingdongs doesn't occur to him

but he is recalling another occasion where she reacted quite bizarrely to the word curry HM...]

[splitthebaby]

That's surprising. Ciel, I can't believe you've allowed this young man to get the wrong idea.

[ex_seventh238]

He's too young to understand, so I didn't see any need to clarify. Just think of it as an exception, okay?

[no charles

this is not the time for selective long term memory to kick in now]

[encored]

I'm a little surprised, as well. [...ciel what] Too young to understand that your favorite food is curry?

[IF HE ONLY KNEW. just wait until he starts piecing those bits of selective long term memories together]

[splitthebaby]

Excuses, excuses.

[I guess it's Ciel's turn to be the center of attention.]

[ex_seventh238]

To understand that not everyone at the Church like the same things, of course. [small shrug

charles

don't ask] Speaking of which, what should I make for dinner?

[yes answer her merem because that is

so totally relevant to you yes]

[encored]

It's not exactly difficult to understand people have different taste preferences, you know. I don't understand how you managed to get that out of my saying that I had no reason to ask if curry was your favorite food. [INSULTED...]

[splitthebaby]

...you know I have no taste for normal food so that's a pointless question.

[ex_seventh238]

Can't you find it in your unbeating heart to impart some wisdom to the mortal masses? [dramatic shrug!!] Think of what Marisa would like.

[oh look


back to 'ignoring charles' o'clock...]

[encored]

[HIS LEAST FAVORITE TIME.]

Best of luck sorting out your household chores, then. Neither of you are hired. [with a huff, he'll finish collecting his papers and turn to leave the table.

but don't think he isn't going to remember this

something suspicious is going on here with curry and he will be damned if he doesn't sherlock it out at some point...!]

[splitthebaby]

Just make her curry. I'm sure she'll enjoy that.

[sry charles]

[ex_seventh238]

I'll go with omurice instead, thanks all the same.

[no apologies here charles already has a good upfront taste of the extent of ciel's awful]

--Oh, are you leaving, Charles?

[>>="Neither of you are hired"==>






her head]

[encored]

Yes. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon, and thank you for your time.

[NOPE.PNG he doesn't have convenient escape mechanisms like taking naps so he is bowing out while he still has the ability to maintain a calm facade... TO THE EXIT DOORS zoooom]