jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Blank)
jaws5sonofjaws ([personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-08-22 07:12 pm
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JAWS 16 - GHOSTLY JAWS

[PHONE]

Uh, so I know all this crazy shit is happening and all, the town going to hell... but Susan told me I gotta read 5,000 books by the end of the Summer, somehow, and I know if I don't she's gonna do something awful to me. It's pretty weird to go into town, so does anybody have any books they can throw my way or something? I really wish the internet existed here...

[Action, Library]

[With no other choice, Mart has had to go to the library. And while reaching for some books, his hand is now stuck to a book case. Struggling, he's sending books and wood flying...]
werejew: (what the anvil what dread grasp)

phone

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-22 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, she has to be fucking with you. There aren't five thousand books in, like, the entire world.
werejew: (in what furnace was thy brain?)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Do, like, really fucking short books count? Maybe you can read picture books.

[friends help friends find loopholes]
werejew: (what the hammer what the chain)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[she considers this] ... Dunno. Maybe she'll, like, make you write 5000 papers about how you couldn't read 5000 books?

I don't fucking know; I'm not in school anymore. I don't need to worry about this shit.
Edited 2012-08-23 00:26 (UTC)
werejew: (could twist the sinews of thy heart)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I also have to get married. That fucking sucks.
werejew: (dare frame thy fearful symmetry)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not anymore! The fuck finally left, and when he came back, he was in a whole different fucking house!
werejew: (in the forests of the night)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody yet!

[a beat]

If it ends up being your stupid ass, I'll fucking beat your face in.
werejew: (what the anvil what dread grasp)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
When I turned eighteen.
werejew: (burnt the fire of thine eyes)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
...

No. Stop that.
werejew: (could frame thy fearful symmetry)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you fucking dare!
werejew: (in what furnace was thy brain?)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! You don't fucking have to! Don't be so fucking selfish!
werejew: (in the forests of the night)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
More like total sense.
werejew: (could frame thy fearful symmetry)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
It better not. I'm holding you personally fucking responsible if it does.
werejew: (in what furnace was thy brain?)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-08-23 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine.

It's only half your fault.

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