JAWS 16 - GHOSTLY JAWS

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[PHONE]

Uh, so I know all this crazy shit is happening and all, the town going to hell... but Susan told me I gotta read 5,000 books by the end of the Summer, somehow, and I know if I don't she's gonna do something awful to me. It's pretty weird to go into town, so does anybody have any books they can throw my way or something? I really wish the internet existed here...

[Action, Library]

[With no other choice, Mart has had to go to the library. And while reaching for some books, his hand is now stuck to a book case. Struggling, he's sending books and wood flying...]

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well, I don't see how...

[pause]

When did you get forcibly 'married' and shit by the town?

[werejew]

When I turned eighteen.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

...

Oh shit, my 18th birthday is coming up!

[werejew]

...

No. Stop that.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Annie!

I'm totally serious!

It's at the end of the month!

[werejew]

Don't you fucking dare!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Don't I dare what?

Age!?

[werejew]

Yeah! You don't fucking have to! Don't be so fucking selfish!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

...

That doesn't make any goddamn sense.

[werejew]

More like total sense.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

What?

Look, maybe nothing'll happen.

[werejew]

It better not. I'm holding you personally fucking responsible if it does.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

... if we end up hitched by the goddamn town, you'll blame me?

Again, no sense.

[werejew]

Okay, fine.

It's only half your fault.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Then maybe it'd be half my fault half your fault...

[werejew]

I'm the blameless victim here, you jackass!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Then give me a reason why it would be my fault!?