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MK VII: Faulty Wiring

A || PHONE || UNFILTERED

Pfft. Typical. Looks like the IT Department is under new management, Mayfield. S'what happens when you outsource your tech to Hades and/or wherever the hell else we are.

Anyone know what the deal is, here? I'm normally not one to let anything get me down, but gravity certainly brought me down through my living room floor this morning.

Ouch, incidentally.

B || DAY || CUNNINGHAM LANE STREETS

[Tony's a man of science and tomfoolery. That's why he's phasing his hand in and out of his otherwise-solid-looking front door experimentally. Then he's sticking other limbs in there -- one foot, then the other... walk by at the right time and you might just see a bemused human head seemingly stuck in the door, looking about the area and curiously inspecting the clouds in the sky.]

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[just walking down the street when suddenly...head through a door?!]

WHAT THE FUCK?
Oi, are you stuck or?

You mean Iron man, Tony Stark? Or someone with the exact same name

[Because there's the possibility that this guy just has the same name. But hey, if Fairy tales were real in one world, why not super heroes in another?]

Heeey, a fan, huh? I knew I liked you.

So you're really Iron man!? I guess there are worlds where you guys are real too!

Stuck? Who, me?
[Unable to resist, Tony pats the top of his head with one hand and bobs his body, so it looks like he's dribbling his own face.]

Hmph, sorry I bothered to ask. You don't have to be a jackass.

Yeah, there must be a world where you're real!

There. See? Feels weird to be considered a non-existent person. Wait. How do you know me then? You haven't seen me flying around saving the day anywhere?

[Tony stops and puts a finger to his chin thoughtfully.]

Actually, I do. I'm pretty sure I'm contractually obligated. Otherwise why would it be so easy?

[You don't need to be rude to the little boy, Tony. Like, gosh.]

Well, you're not non-existent...but I sort of have. If you count being in comic books as seeing you fly around?

[He doesn't need to be rude to the little boy. He needs to be rude to everyone he interacts with, sadly. At least thrice a conversation to meet his subconscious quota. #GeniusBillionarePlayboyPhilanthropistProblems]

Comic books. So, now I'm a goofy science fiction hero.

[Yes.]

Great. Didn't anyone ever tell those guys comic books are a dead medium?

[Probably!]

...I guess I could see myself as a Batman type.

[........]

[Of course he has to. Wonder what would happen if Pepper was here to whip him into shape.]

No, you're a really cool super hero! And they aren't that bad.

But does it really matter?

Oh. Well, sounds like they did their research at least. I am that.

I guess it doesn't matter I'm in comics, though, no. ...Unless it was a Garfield comic. Those suck.

I guess, but uh, did you want to see that stuff I have from the other Mayfield?

[Back on topic, Tony. Also, Henry totally doesn't want to use this as an excuse to get your autograph. Nope, never.]

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Fine! Mostly. [ She walks up and stops a few feet from the door, bending down so maybe he doesn't have to crane his head as much. ] I didn't know you could get stuck like that.

[Jeanne was merely wandering through town when she saw this display... she's startled aback, creatign a fireball that dances on her palm.]

What! What manner of being are you!? Are you an End?

I'm making sandwiches, if you like those.

[Mordin smiles a bit when he catches Tony getting stuck. Then he looks down at his omnitool and frowns]

Still no unusual readings.

[Barton was heading over for some tech work when she sees Tony's head sticking out the front door. Cue the raised eyebrow and usual deadpan voice.]

Havin' fun?

Only thing better than a good sandwich is one you didn't make yourself.

Post-haste and now-ish-ly.

Neither did I. Im not stuck though, actually. [He reaches forward with one hand and pushes his face back through the door and inside, ENTIRELY for dramatic effect because lol. Then he opens the door from within and bows majestically, like an amateur magician..]

I'm not the end. I'm just a new beginning. Optimism. [He shrugs.] I think my house is weird.

No? Seems on the unusual side to me. I'm used to kicking doors down, not phasing through em. Still cool, less so.

Ah. Padawan. Excellent timing. And yeah, a little.

[Pada-what?] Yeah? Ya got any idea how we stop whatever this is goin' on?

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Sorry, I hope i didn't step on any toes with Henry doing that. Only just thought of that now x-x

NOPE! Haha s'all good, Tony's used to being stopped and recognized. He gets depressed when he isn't.

okay just wanted to make sure

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Sure! Thanks

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