// Rebel 1 \\

[infernodivider]

[Action; Morning ; Throughout the whole town]
You have to be fucking kidding me!

[That was probably one of the most annoyed yell and introduction ever, as people around the Ricardo street will probably hear it as well, no thanks to a certain blonde (he's not a dhampir yet) guy just storming out of the house, and pretty much just walked through the whole damn city in an attempt to cool down. If you wish to confront this guy at this moment? Feel free! Although he's not going to be in the most talkative mood.]

[Phone]
Alright, enough with these incredibly stupid jokes, Mayfield. I want to know one thing and one thing only.

[There's a beat.]

...Whatever, 's not like I can ask this public anyways.

[Aaand he's going to just hang up since dammit indecisiveness since when did you come back.]

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[silpheed]

[And that? Is a lightning rod coming towards Ragna's face, courtesy of Nago. Her familiars may be dumb as shit but they can be useful when she whips them into it...]

I wasn't aware you wished to be punished so soon. You only just arrived, after all. But very well, like the kind-hearted young lady I am, I shall oblige.

[infernodivider]

[He's going to just duck ho-shit she got some of her powers back fuck his life.]

Wow, this quick? I'm starting to see that your temper's just as short as you are.

[silpheed]

I suppose I may have been a bit impatient this time, but you must forgive me as I have gone so long without my favorite plaything to break. Surely you cannot fault me for such a thing; in fact, why not play the gracious host and allow me this beating for your rude, unsophisticated, ghastly, and utterly abysmal insolence.

[If he's not standing by the rod then she's just going to try knocking him near it with that SPINNING-THORN-SKIRT-THING-OF-DOOM move she has yeaaah. And a little wind always helps right... Gotta love that Silpheed. n_n]

[infernodivider]

[Wow.

W O W.

W O W.

W O W FUCKING RUDE TO BE HONEST??? He's going to just try and block that, only to find himself skidding backwards towards the goddamned lightning rod.]

LIKE HELL I'M GOING TO BE YOUR PLAYTHING!!!!

[silpheed]

Unfortunately for you, you are too late. [i.e. it's time for some BADEN BADEN LILY MOTHERFUCKERS or the light version where Rachel isn't a lightning rod too but you get the point yeah

Rachel's life is being rude to Ragna and Ragna's life is suffering because of Rachel: the thread.]

[infernodivider]

[Aaaand he's going to be a pile of electrocuted guy twitching on the ground.

And swearing as usual.]

[silpheed]

Done already, are you? Have you become even weaker than I remembered? [tut, tut] You will have to do better than that, Ragna.

[infernodivider]

I'm... not done with you yet...!

[RECOVERY. He's going to charge at you and try to punch you in the face!!!]

[silpheed]

[Good thing Nago is always there to take a hit! Even if he does it, y'know, in his weird masochistic way...]

You're going to have to do much better than that, Ragna.

[infernodivider]

[And with a scream of rage he's going to swing that sword down on that pathetic familiar!]

[silpheed]

[She takes an ~*elegant*~ leap away only to send out one of her frogs for him. Making his way hopping over to Ragna yep...]

[infernodivider]

[Guess who's going to get shocked by the frog.

Hint: It starts with R and ends with A.]

...

[At this point he's... KOed. Since dammit human body...!]

[silpheed]

... oh, my. [Seeing his oh-so-graceful unresponsive form, she waits a few more moments before walking over and nudging him a bit with the point of Nago in his umbrella form.

Welp.]