Issue #12: Carnival of Doom!

[boostedfailure]

Action 1: 1246 Williams

[After the call from that Crowe kid, Booster went off to do as he said he would. To find that Magnus and Pony and tell them that Crowe and Zidane are OK, just trapped in some goofy parallel universe or something. Either way he walked up to the house and knocked on the door.]

Phone 1: Drone filters only

So uh yeah, apparently the missing people are stuck in some other world or something. Anyone have any plans on this? Maybe some sort of mad science, I don't know? I have a plan, but its all kind of over my head.

Action 2: Carnival

[Booster is now enacting his brilliant plan. At home he took a piece of wood and wrote "DANGER! STUPID PORTAL TO SOME PLACE WITH NO FOOD! DO NOT ENTER!" on it and nailed it to another one to make a sign. He's just walked up to the fun house and planted it in the ground. With a nod he lets out a breath face palms.]

Well... That's all I got.

Comments

[beetlemania]

You never know, there could have been some really clumsy idiot stumbling through there...or someone so freaked out by what happened in there they got all panicky. Those basements were harsh...

[He shrugs.]

If you say so.

[boostedfailure]

Yeah, but those mirrors probably were pretty strong. The town likes to make its torments like that.

That and even if it did matter in a way I could explain it it wouldn't make a difference. Time travel stuff is a headache.

[beetlemania]

Good point.

[He winces at the mention of time travel.]

Say no more.

[boostedfailure]

I dunno though. Skeets isn't detecting any odd wavelengths or any rays of any sort. I'm kind of half tempted to see if I can just cause the whole place to collapse but if we need it to get people out...

I was never good at this part of the game.

[beetlemania]

Well, we can't panic. That just makes things worse...

[He's staring at the funhouse now, studying it.]

If only we had more information. I feel like I'm working blind here. Has anyone on the other side had any useful information?

[boostedfailure]

Not that I got. I'm just looking at areas they say were damaged and seeing how that translates to this side. So far, it really doesn't translate well.

[beetlemania]

Great.

There's got to be something we can do.

[He's setting up his equipment now.]

Maybe this will find something different since I made it out of stuff from the town itself. You never know...and maybe we should try getting a magic-user over here. You know, get another viewpoint on this.

[boostedfailure]

Uh... Do you know any magic users that aren't irritable 16 year old girls?

[beetlemania]

Actually, yeah...but the ones I ran into in the basement didn't seem to have much of an idea as to what was going on here, either.

[boostedfailure]

Which ones did you run into?

[beetlemania]

Well, I ran into Bazett, and she seemed nice enough, and then there was this unspeakably creepy girl...

[boostedfailure]

Oh yeah... Bazett is okay, who's the creepy girl?

[beetlemania]

I think her name's Elizabeth. She was...it was just creepy, man.

[boostedfailure]

Oh... Yeah... Her. She asks weird questions on the phone from time to time too. What is the color of freedom, how does hope taste.

She's about as confusing as any wizard who's been doing it so long you NEVER want to talk to.

[beetlemania]

Yeah, that sounds exactly like her. Try being stuck down there in the basement with her.

[He shudders at the memory.]

She spawned little people-things to go look around...

[boostedfailure]

I don't think... She's actually human, but yeah. Creepy as hell.

[beetlemania]

That wouldn't surprise me. She's even creepier than that drone woman I wake up next to every morning.

[boostedfailure]

That... Now THAT takes work.

[beetlemania]

No kidding.

[boostedfailure]

Hey, at least the town didn't make her your wife then.

[beetlemania]

Oh, man, don't even joke.

[He shudders.]

I'm pretty sure I'd be sleeping out on the couch forever then...unless she doesn't sleep. That would not surprise me.

[boostedfailure]

I dunno, what girl can resist a comfy bed?

[beetlemania]

Really, really creepy ones that probably don't sleep? I'm sure those are out there, Booster. We've seen weirder.

[Granted, Elizabeth ranked pretty high up there on his personal weirdness meter...]

[boostedfailure]

And you've hit on them. Remember that space princess that turned you into a squirrel?

[beetlemania]

Never going to live that one down, am I?