－１: 『Enter the Minus!』

[negative]

[action 1, around town, morning]

[ There's a new face in town -- a rather ordinary-looking young man of average height and build, with black hair, blue eyes, and a pleasant smile on his face. Hands stuffed into his pant pockets, he is walking down the sidewalk, seemingly minding his own business as he approaches a random pedestrian and-- ]

『Hiya!!』

[ --In an instant, he's all up in their grill, his smiling mug just inches away from theirs. ]

『Hello! Excuse me! You there! Yes, you! If you're not too busy, may I please have a moment of your time?』

[ And even after he finishes speaking, the young man continues to stand rather closely to the other person, totally invading their personal space.

And he is still smiling. ]

[action 2, late afternoon, 1649 albright]

[ After spending several hours trying to gather as much information as he could, and another hour or two trying to recall his address, Kumagawa once again finds himself at the front steps of his new "home" -- 1649 Albright Lane. Once inside, he removes his shoes, leaves them at the front door, steps into the living room and, after taking a deep breath, announces quite loudly: ]

『I'm hooooooome, my wonderful, caring, loving family!! I'm soooooo sorry for sneaking out while you were all asleep this morning, but I'm back now, and I'm determined to be the best family member I can possibly be!』

Comments

[nyanpire]

But I'm a cat! I'm a cat, nyaa! And you're a human! Cats can't have humans!

[It's not making sense, and Nyanpire's little brain is going at full-speed-ahead, trying to logic his way on out of this obvious problem. If this kid thinks he's the dad, what will he want? Allowance?]

[negative]

『Yes, you are a cat! A talking cat with bat wings, but I love you all the same! The love between a father and his son is what truly mattersit is a strong, deep, familial love that transcends all boundaries and logic!』

[ Kumagawa shifts closer to Nyanpire, dipping his head forward so he can look the poor kitty in the eyes. ]

『Am I lacking something, father? Is that it? Is that why you won't accept me? Please, tell me the truth! I can handle it!』

[nyanpire]

But... but...

[And then... GUILT. A powerful weapon that cuts through even logic and rationality!]

N... nyo! You're just perfect! And.. and I'm happy to have you in the family, nyaa! Don't be sad...

1/3

[negative]

『!!』

2/3

[negative]

『Er, hold on a moment. Did you just call me 「perfect」? This is the first time I've ever been called that! In fact, this is the first time I've ever been praised! Wow! I'm so happy, I could cry!!』

[ And he does, though he continues to smile even as tears stream down his face. ]

3/3

[negative]

『. . . Just kidding!』 [ The tears immediately stop. ] 『About the being happy part, I mean. But no worries! I'm still grateful for the praise, father.』

[ Kumagawa shows his appreciation by petting Nyanpire, stroking the kitty's head with the gentlest touch. ]

『Ahah! I'm sure we'll get along juuust fine.』

Re: 3/3

[nyanpire]

[Tears, then smiles, and.... and oh. A tiny pet on the head. It's all a bit much for a Nyanpire to take. It washes over him, and he just stands there stunned.]

Nya.

[This person was... very confusion. But getting along...]

Do... do you make toast, nyaa?

[negative]

『Toast? Of course, of course!』

[ He nods enthusiastically, giving Nyanpire one final pat before withdrawing his hand. ]

『Why? Are you hungry? Would you like me to prepare a snack for you?』

[nyanpire]

Nyaa! I'd like toast! Toast for breakfast! I always have toast for breakfast. With red jam.

[Best to get his new... son... up to speed on how things worked around here.]