01; Open Phone Call

[onetwolienthree]

Hey! What is being the big idea here?!

Whoever is behind this, I need to know some things! Where have I been kidnapped to? And the ransom you are requesting, I must be making sure it is appropriate! Only the best may be asked for in exchange for the king's safety!

But most importantly...

Where is my boomidy-box?!

Comments

[detectivedipstick]

Ha, You're not going to get many answers from those behind this, unless you'd like to be told that this is the 'greatest place to live! _{[ Somebody is a touch grouchy today. ]}

As far as I can tell you, You're in Mayfield. There's no ransom, and frankly I don't think they care who you are.

And lastly, whatever your... 'boomidy-box' is, the only way you can get it back is through the post office or after the town decides to screw with your head.

[onetwolienthree]

[Well, Julien is actually sounding pretty happy for a moment here.]

Is it the greatest place to live?

[...But it doesn't last.] Wait! Wait, what do you mean, they are not caring? They HAVE to be caring! I am the KING!

...And the king needs his boomidy-box.

[detectivedipstick]

If by 'greatest place' then Zombie attacks and brainwashing should you not follow the rules must be common for you. Try thinking Hell on Earth and perhaps you'll have an accurate idea of what this town is like.

_{[ Carlton can just feel the headache starting. It's been a trying couple weeks and it just seems it's like one weirdo after another. ]} I personally don't care if you're the 'king'! All they care about is you conforming to society and following their rules, lest you be brainwashed into acting like one of them.

And what in the name of sweet justice is your 'boomidy-box'?

[suicidoll]

A king, you say...?

(How very interesting...)

I'm sorry to tell you that this place doesn't cater to royalty; the ones in charge treat everyone here like lab rats and prisoners, but at least most who are brought here help make the time spent here easier.

[onetwolienthree]

Of course a king! With such fabulosity, how could I be being anything else?

...But this! This is unacceptable!

In house...over hearing phone call...

[sinistraljoker]

[Shoutaro is still kind of groggy due to lack of proper coffee...so it takes him a process what he's seeing in front of him. But soon enough he's over, standing behind Julien.]

And just what are you supposed to be?

[onetwolienthree]

A king! Is that not obvious?

[hyon_soudaishou]

[ Have a muffled voice coming Nurarihyon's end of the line as he peeks into the ear piece. He's going to do that forever. ]

Boobity-box?

[onetwolienthree]

What... No, boomidy-box!

[tsukihime]

[Whelp, this guy's got a funny voice, gotta mess with him.]

The ransom is one million dollars.

[onetwolienthree]

That is unacceptably low for a king!

[ phone ]

[extraordinarily]

King, huh?

[Well. Time for Haruhi to do some trolling. But not too much, thankfully, since she doesn't exactly roll that way.]

If you're the king, then I'm the queen of Nishinomiya!

[onetwolienthree]

Oh! It is always a pleasure to meet fellow royalty!

[party_hard]

Ooooh! Ooooooh! What's a boomidy-box? That sounds FUN!

[onetwolienthree]

It is! It is... The box! That makes the music go boom!

[chibi_emperor]

A ridiculous-sounding person like you? King?

[onetwolienthree]

What is being ridiculous about my sounding?

[imoutos]

H-huh..? Um.. [ Nadeko is shy, nervous, and fumbling as usual, but she's a little curious, so she can't help but ask.. ]

What's a 'boomidy-box'..?

[onetwolienthree]

Do you not have them here?

They are boxes that make the music boom!

[relic_hunter]

The king? ... The king of what?

[onetwolienthree]

The king of things, of course!

phone;

[psychedout]

Boomidy-what now?

[onetwolienthree]

Boomidy-box.

[myblimpisbigger]

[... Oh man where does he even start with this one. Klaus doesn't usually respond to new arrivals anymore; after two years he's kind of sick of it. But this guy... This guy seems to need more help than usual.]

Generally, one doesn't try to negotiate one's own ransom.

[onetwolienthree]

A king can be doing as he pleases!