01; Open Phone Call

[onetwolienthree]

Hey! What is being the big idea here?!

Whoever is behind this, I need to know some things! Where have I been kidnapped to? And the ransom you are requesting, I must be making sure it is appropriate! Only the best may be asked for in exchange for the king's safety!

But most importantly...

Where is my boomidy-box?!

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[onetwolienthree]

Oh. That makes sense.

...I suppose. I do have a hobby! I enjoy... The boogieing!

[suicidoll]

"Boogieing..." ah, partying. You'll be glad to hear that there are many individuals who also enjoy partying, so I suggest meeting them as soon as you can.

Ah, I nearly forgot to introduce myself. I am Empress Kreutzer Wilhelm XIII. And you are...?

(Totally whipping out the empress title just because, you know, royalty needs to keep in touch with each other.)

[onetwolienthree]

Aha! Excellent!

Oooh! An empress! Wow!

[And then there's a fairly long pause.]

Maurice, for what are you wait--

Oh. Right.

Ahem. I am King Julien! Also the Thirteenth!

[suicidoll]

Ah, glorious. It's a pleasure to meet you, King Julien XIII. Please, just call me Kreutzer.

(Because both of them being thirteenth descendants means they'll have awesome CR, yup yup.)

I assume you've just arrived. Hopefully, you've been paired with an acceptable set of housemates?

[onetwolienthree]

Eh... They will be doing, I suppose.

[suicidoll]

You'll find that many of this town's residents can be quite accommodating. Not the natural residents, mind you; the others who remain stuck here.