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mayfield_rpg2012-01-25 02:46 am
connedviakeyboard) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-01-25 02:46 am
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2nd Gumball - Phone/Action
[Phone]
Oh my God will you people shut up! Are you even listening to yourselves? You're behaving like children. You want to know who's wrong in the argument? Do you? Okay!
Both sides are wrong! The gung-ho idiots who destroyed the machine are wrong, and all of you calling out about how stupid they are are wrong, especially since so many of you getting angry at them want to stay in this god-forsaken place.
So people may stay dead if they die? Oh no, it's not like that's how real life works! There shouldn't be any friggin' reason people end up dead here to begin with, if it wasn't for the fact that most of you are apparently too dumb to control yourselves! And guess what? Placing blame? Yeah, you're just wandering into an emotional landmine that could blow and cause more violence! But hey, you can afford that since we just-whoops, oh wait, we don't come back now, do we?!
So maybe you morons out to keep your mouths shut and think before you start a whole new slew of crap we can't afford!
Action: Mayfield General Store
[After that charming little speech, Benson will be going to his job to try and pretend it's just a normal day. Which, hey, he hasn't had much happen to him in Mayfield, so what the hell. Why not. Not like he's going to be someone to worry about wounds coming back.
So he'll just be doing his job as a grocer. At the moment, he's trying to stock some cereal boxes, only to find that he has a few too many. A normal person would think about taking the others back, but since he has them and was told by his boss, even if it was a drone, to get all of them on the shelf? By God if that's what he's going to do, even if there isn't any physical room for them.
And when he finds he can't break physical laws for the sake of stocking cereal? His anger and irritation catch up to him and he drop kicks one of the boxes of cereal down the aisle.
Perhaps even towards you.]
Oh my God will you people shut up! Are you even listening to yourselves? You're behaving like children. You want to know who's wrong in the argument? Do you? Okay!
Both sides are wrong! The gung-ho idiots who destroyed the machine are wrong, and all of you calling out about how stupid they are are wrong, especially since so many of you getting angry at them want to stay in this god-forsaken place.
So people may stay dead if they die? Oh no, it's not like that's how real life works! There shouldn't be any friggin' reason people end up dead here to begin with, if it wasn't for the fact that most of you are apparently too dumb to control yourselves! And guess what? Placing blame? Yeah, you're just wandering into an emotional landmine that could blow and cause more violence! But hey, you can afford that since we just-whoops, oh wait, we don't come back now, do we?!
So maybe you morons out to keep your mouths shut and think before you start a whole new slew of crap we can't afford!
Action: Mayfield General Store
[After that charming little speech, Benson will be going to his job to try and pretend it's just a normal day. Which, hey, he hasn't had much happen to him in Mayfield, so what the hell. Why not. Not like he's going to be someone to worry about wounds coming back.
So he'll just be doing his job as a grocer. At the moment, he's trying to stock some cereal boxes, only to find that he has a few too many. A normal person would think about taking the others back, but since he has them and was told by his boss, even if it was a drone, to get all of them on the shelf? By God if that's what he's going to do, even if there isn't any physical room for them.
And when he finds he can't break physical laws for the sake of stocking cereal? His anger and irritation catch up to him and he drop kicks one of the boxes of cereal down the aisle.
Perhaps even towards you.]
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[Tell him about it. But don't really tell him about it because he'll get bored.]
For all of us.
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[He squeezes the battered cereal box a bit, still annoyed.]
So have you been here long? I mean, is crap like this and Christmas really par for the course?
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Ja, it is.
There's been worse.
[He's a very comforting person, obviously.]
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Oh. Well. Great. I sure can't wait til we get to that load of bull.
At least they kinda give us breaks in between.
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[For some reason he is buying a lot of toaster pastries.]
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[He stops, and takes a deep breath again. The guy has anger management issues.]
Look, sorry again. It's just that-
...You really like toaster pastries, huh?
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[Sarcasm, what is it. Not something he gets sometimes.]
They're okay when you don't want to bake.
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You cook, then?