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[Phone]

Hello? Is this even working? Hello?

I hate to be an inconvenience but could a consort of this planet be so kind as to explain to me how I ended up here? And why I woke up next to a human man who keeps trying to kiss me... I swear if this is one of Mister Hussie's "trollings" I'm going to be severely put out with him. Changing someone's entire species and dropping them on an alien planet when they're trying to bring a recovering patient soup is incredibly ru-

Oh no! Mister Slick!

His soup is going to get cold.

[Around Mayfield.]

[From late morning to early evening Ms. Paint can be found exploring her new surroundings. Feel free to approach the tiny, plump blonde woman wandering the streets.]

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Actual trolls? They're here? [It can't possibly be them...can it?]

Oh no, I'm sorry! I didn't introduce myself in the first place. I'm Ms. Paint.

That they are. You are familiar with them then?

[Hmm.] Pleased to meet you, Ms. Paint.

It depends. These trolls, are they children? From a planet called Alternia.

It's nice to meet you too, Astral.

That they are! Rather, some of them. Dualscar is assuredly adult. However you are correct- they do indeed originate from a planet known as Alternia.

Dualscar?! [Oh no! Mr. Hussie killed him off for a reason.]

Correct. He has given me some very helpful advice in troll etiquette, actually; as I have become friends with some of the trolls my apparent age, I am quite thankful of that.

[Ummm...]

...You sound rather alarmed...

I'm just surprised to hear there more than just the children here is all.

[Oh dear, he's teaching these poor people things. This can't be good.]

[On the contrary Ms. Paint, Dualscar was merely teaching him how to be polite at Feferi's picnic...]

You knew them then? [How surprising.] Interesting. As it is, there are those from multiple times and universes here, so it is certainly not out of the realm of possibility.

[Troll polite. Which is kind of dangerous.]

I know of them, yes. It's a little complicated.

Aah. I understand then, if you would rather not go into detail.

I don't mind it's just a little convoluted and confusing.

[And by a little she means WHOSE UNIVERSE IS IT ANYWAY: The place where everything's made up and the points don't matter.]

I'm sure it can't be too confusing. [He's amazingly adaptable you know.] If it is alright, I would indeed like to hear what you are referring too.

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