mayfield_rpg | Chapter 1: March of the Demon Dog King!

[Phone]

Heh.

Heh heh heh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Woooo~ Can you feel it?! Can you feel it guys?! The suspense, the dramatic flair, the explosions, and now a big turning point to put us all in this disadvantaged situation! Now THIS is what you need in an adventure! Now, most likely a wave of gimmick enemies and small fry will start to come out of nowhere and try to attack us, right?! Right?! Or this could be the great starting stage of fighting a series of bosses, maybe!

I don't know about you guys, but it's pretty obvious that some changes and the like will happen and it's going to be a royal rumble for sure. No point in going at each other's throats when that announcement pretty much made it clear that something will most likely come and try to 'teach us a lesson' or something like that. Might as well get ready for the worst to come!

Ooooooh man, I'm getting excited and can't contain myself! Pamela! We'll need to start recruiting party members and get ready for the next battle! Meet me at my place so we can get started!

[Action; Outside at 917 Bilko Boulevard]

[There will be a man with a large shaped sword seen at the front yard at the 917 residence sitting at very shoddy and poorly made booth. Along with a sign at the front that says in big letters: ["LOOKING FOR RECRUITS.
THE DAIRY HAS BEEN BLOWN UP BY SHADOW NINJA MONKEYS. FROM SPACE!!!
ARE YOU ~~HIGH LEVELED~~ ~~A SECRET CHARACTER~~ ~~LOVE INTEREST~~ ~~AN OWNER OF A SUPER COOL ARMY~~ BRAVE ENOUGH TO JOIN A DEMON?!

APPLY HERE!"]

... yes, he's that optimistic about this.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I'll be right over! Oh my, oh my, this is just all too exciting!

_{[And a short while after, there is one Ghastly Inn Mascot, with two Prinnies in tow, making her way over to 917 Bilko.]}

[And sure enough when they get close enough, the Demon Dog King will notice the ghostly mascot coming his way and awwww yeah, Prinny time! He's going to wave at them and wag his tail happily.]

Oh, awesome! We just need one more party member and we'll have a full party to go into battles with! Hey Pamela, did you and the prinnies get something from the mail recently? I've got an awesome gift that is going to help us for sure!

Hmmhmm, I do hope we find a third party member soon! I just can't wait to finally have fun!

_{[And she'll nod!]}

Oh, yes, yes, I did- I got back my very own personalized Managraphic, and some of my magic!

Oh if I know my instincts, which are very trustworthy I'll have you know, I'm sure we'll find somebody soon. If not, we can always try writing a letting to Tsubaki and see if she can send somebody over. I'm sure that'll work somehow.

[His ears will perk up in curiosity and he tilts his head.]

Oh, you finally got your Managraphic back? Nice! I was able to get... [Shifty eyes and leans in closer to her.] The Black Market DLC!

_{[Oh, she's excited now.]}

Wonderful! We'll be able to take on anything now, I think.

I certainly hope so! Waiting for this long and only to get rusty isn't going to help us get to the top! So today, we're going to find members that would help our party and be one badass boss slaying team! I think you and I have to work on grinding them up to proper levels, but it'll be fine! I'm sure of it!

But the question is are you a bad enough dude to join up with Team Flonne?

[ Guess who dropped the phone halfway through his call to rush there?

And guess who looks more like the angel he's probably used to! ]

Team Flonne-- does that mean there's a Team Etna somewhere?!

... Hello? Hellooooo. Flonne? Ya there?

[Oh, he's just going to shrug and hang up the phone.

And be surprised to see a Fallen Angel outside the yard when he steps out!]

Whoa what the-- hey Flonne! Your costume changed! Did you get a DLC package too?

I did, I did! I actually got to go home and see the rest of a thrilling boss fight.. well, I didn't really get to see it, but I got to see the conclusion. Sort of.

[ Being a flower the entire time kind of sucks. ]

Regardless, I got a stern talking to and a smack on the wrist. Also, I think I've been exiled from Celestia, but that's alright! I get to spend time with--!!

[ She stops suddenly, uncertain as to that demon's name. ]

Really?! Oh man, I am so jealous! I didn't even get a chance to go home at all, but if you're back then that just means our power has grown three times then!

[He'll just march right on to the booth he oh so poorly made but still proud of.]

Celestia, huh? Oh well! You can just hang out at the Netheruniverse with me and Pamela then once we are able to get back home!

That's right! I guess I must have struck the correct button at the right time to be sent home. After all, I couldn't overlook such an awesome easter egg!

[ Suuuurveying DAT BOOTH intently. ]

Wha-? Can I really do something like that? [ A pause. ] Isn't that breaking some kind of wall?

Aha! Yes! We have destroyed their vital machinery! No doubt that this will surely stir the movements of a proper boss! Or even bossES! We have struck at the very heart of the beast, and now, they are mad! I shall show them the power....

THE POWER OF SARDINES!!

Where is this party being formed?

Ha HA! That's what I'm hoping for! To be all the way up in high levels and not able to show off-- that's a true insult to a demon! And there's no way I'm letting this chance pass up!

You can find me at 917 Bilko Boulevard. That's where my friend and I are assembling a party!

I shall be right there! This marks the momentous occasion of the reforming of the Hades party!

[And he will arrive shortly after.]

Nice place. Allow myself to introduce...myself. I am Valvatorez, Prinny Instructor.

The only thing I can feel is your tension. It's way too high. Quiet down, or I'll bite you to death.

But that's the best way to convey your feelings! It has to be EXTREME! But if you want to try out those teeth of yours, do it by applying for my party then to take on whatever will be thrown as us!

[ was this guy a younger version of Sasagawa Ryohei in disguise or something?

Hibari huffs. ]

I hate crowds and I don't do such herbivouros things like grouping with people. Ask someone else.

[Or an EXTREMEly older version. Who knows? :'D]

Carnivore, omnivore, herbivore... all of that doesn't matter once the real hunters decide to catch what prey. And judging from what I've heard before, they aren't the type to play around either unless it's playing with your emotions. Then that's just an everyday norm to them.

Oh my fuckin' God. You are way too excited.

Well of course! How can you not be excited after something like this happened? This is just like an instant treat after a cut scene event that just triggered a flag for something important and ominous coming-- being there to duke it out against the odds is every adventurer's dream!

I didn't get half the things ya said, but I'm pretty sure they were dumb. Have fun in Helltown!

You sound like someone who needs a hug. I have someone who I can talk to that can give you one!

No, thanks.

You're really excited for this, huh.

[aka "You poor bastard."]

Definitely! How else can anybody else not get all excited? Everybody is already making fusses and noises already as it is, after all!

This isn't a game.

Chapter 1: March of the Demon Dog King!

phone > action

Action!

Action!

Action!

Action!

Action!

action;

Phone > Action

action forever and always

perma-action then!

now if only kattu didn't evolve into slowpoke..

phone

phone

phone > action

phone

phone

Re: phone

phone

[Phone]

[Phone]

[Phone]

[Phone]

[Phone]

[phone]

[phone]

[phone]