5th Smile

[keep_smiling]

[Action A: Maybe you work at the used car lot, or maybe you're just passing by. Either way, something is very noticeable about it: it's empty. Or rather, there's one car left, and standing in front of it is a drone couple, and a blonde man with a name tag - obviously an employee. The men shake hands and then the smiling couple get in the car and drive off in their beautiful new 195X Nash Rambler. The employee waves them off, a huge grin on his face.]

Enjoy! That car is guaranteed to put a smile on your face for a long time!

[Seems like the Smile Junkie speaks the drones' language. Elmer has managed to sell every car in the damned lot. He looks at the empty lot, satisfied. Of course, Mayfield will restock it in a day or so, but he doesn't know that.]

Okay then, I guess I'm done for the day.

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[Action B: Time to share the wealth. Elmer walks into the diner and announces to everyone:]

Oi! Lunch is on me! Order whatever you like, I've got it covered. So smile, okay?

Comments

[keep_smiling]

[Elmer gives Cain a wave when he sees him, then gestures to the empty lot.]

What do you think? Not bad for a day's work!

sorry for the delay ):

[kinship]

You sold all of these already?

[He can't help looking impressed, that's some pretty good salesmanship right there.]

never a problem

[keep_smiling]

Sure did! Look like I got a secret talent. [Live 300 years and you get to learn all sorts of fun things about yourself!]

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[kinship]

I'm not sure selling used cars is a talent... though perhaps selling them all so quickly might set some kind of record.

[keep_smiling]

Being an incredible salesman is a talent, if you ask me. Who knew so many drones needed cars!

[kinship]

Definitely not me, my brother has been working at the sales lot for months now and he hasn't even sold one.

[keep_smiling]

Really? I guess I better give him some lessons then!

[kinship]

Would you mind very much if I sat in on them and watched?

[Mainly because watching Abel be taught to sell cars by this creepy smiler sounds amazingly entertaining, he could probably even sell tickets.]

[keep_smiling]

Sure! You can help keep him in line, right?

[kinship]

That would be my absolute pleasure.

[Heh.]