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mayfield_rpg2012-04-14 01:05 am
nyanpire) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-04-14 01:05 am
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Are Cowboys Cooler Than Vampires?
[Action A - General vicinity of 1444 Mitchell, Morning]
[It was pretty upsetting, to wake up in the wrong bed, in the wrong house, full of drones treating you funny. For you see, being a cat, Nyanpire was used to being regarded as a pet by the drones. But they were calling him "dad" and "dear" and it was really freaking him out.
Also, the being a human thing was freaking him out, too. A whole lot. He's on the front lawn, still in his pyjamas, staggering around and flailing at the air and making a huge fuss.]
This is all wrong! Aaaah! Wrong, wrong, wrong! HEEEEEELP! Ilsa! Edward! Ilsaaaaa! AAAANYONE!
[Action B - Around Town]
[Alright. Alright. The flipping out had been gotten out of Nyanpire's system. He had gone back inside, managed to get dressed (though the buttons on his shirt were done up unevenly and he forgot to zip his fly), and was now going to make the most of being a pretty big human dude.
For instance, he was gonna walk ALL AROUND THAT GROCERY STORE and NOT GET KICKED OUT. It's pretty awesome. He has like, a dozen bottles of ketchup in his cart.]
(Replies will be coming fromsuddenstandoff!)
[It was pretty upsetting, to wake up in the wrong bed, in the wrong house, full of drones treating you funny. For you see, being a cat, Nyanpire was used to being regarded as a pet by the drones. But they were calling him "dad" and "dear" and it was really freaking him out.
Also, the being a human thing was freaking him out, too. A whole lot. He's on the front lawn, still in his pyjamas, staggering around and flailing at the air and making a huge fuss.]
This is all wrong! Aaaah! Wrong, wrong, wrong! HEEEEEELP! Ilsa! Edward! Ilsaaaaa! AAAANYONE!
[Action B - Around Town]
[Alright. Alright. The flipping out had been gotten out of Nyanpire's system. He had gone back inside, managed to get dressed (though the buttons on his shirt were done up unevenly and he forgot to zip his fly), and was now going to make the most of being a pretty big human dude.
For instance, he was gonna walk ALL AROUND THAT GROCERY STORE and NOT GET KICKED OUT. It's pretty awesome. He has like, a dozen bottles of ketchup in his cart.]
(Replies will be coming from
suddenstandoff!)
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The one and only handsome, or is it beautiful now, Keroro, de arimasu!
So...who are you?
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[This is apparently quite mind-blowing.]
I'm... I'm Nyanpire! And I'm still a boy. Yeah.
[That should've been a "nyaa". Oh, humans. So weird.]
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[Keroro grins and gives Nyanpire a V-sign.]
Y-yeah, I got stuck in Viktoria-dono's body, de arimasu. She's a housemate of mine so it wasn't too hard to track where my body was. Ooh, this is so great though, we can finally do stuff we couldn't do before!
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[He gestures vaguely down at himself. Then pulls uncomfortably at the shirt collar.]
But yeah! We can go ANYWHERE! ...we... we should go... get lunch somewhere! In a restaurant!
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Yeah, I could go for a burger and fries right about now!
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[He throws his head back and laughs.]
Yeah! A burger and fries! With LOTS of ketchup!