Swapfield!

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A | 1761 Nelson | Morning

[Riza woke early as per usual, but found she was freezing. Even wrapped under the blankets something didn't feel right. There was no weight in the bed next to her, and a moment of abject panic resulted in her groping under the pillow for the gun she knew was there--except it wasn't.]

[She bolted up out of bed, and caught a glance of herself in the mirror and what in the ever loving hell is going on?]

What the hell is going on?!

B | Phone | Filtered to Roy Mustang

Sir? I think we have a bit of a problem...

C | Around Town

[Hi there, Mayfield. There is a rather cross looking "General Armstrong" walking through town. Not that looking cross is unusual for her, of course, but something seems a bit off about the woman.]

[Approach? Be forewarned, she is carrying a sword.]

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C

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[Now that he's seen his body and knows it's in good(ish) hands, he's enjoying the perks of little-old-lady-dom.

Hesitating at the corner of the street, wondering if he wanted to go and feed the ducks or get a pastry more, a little old lady greets her automatically.]

Good morning, General Armstrong!

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[Delayed reaction; it takes her two minutes to turn.]

Good morning.

[Olivier knows too many damned people. Riza is seriously debating going to the nearest building and hiding in it until people have stopped wandering the streets.]

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[It's the delayed reaction that makes him realise what he looks like, and he's blushing and waving his hands frantically.]

I-It's me! Alphonse Elric, something happened this morning and... well...

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Alphonse?

[Riza breathes a sigh of relief, trying to sooth Al's flailing arms.]

It's Riza, Al. I woke up switched with the Major General.

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Lieutenant?!

...This is just weird.

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You're telling me.

Major General Armstrong woke up with the Colonel this morning. I'm surprised they didn't kill each other.

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[Wait. Wait. WAIT?]

Major General Armstrong woke up with Colonel Mustang?!

[He's sorry, he can't help it, he starts laughing.]

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[don't laugh! Riza has a bit of a jealous streak!]

Don't laugh now...I'm glad they didn't hurt each other.

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They wouldn't do that, not when it wasn't either of their faults they woke up like that.