truffulacide: (would it take the end of time)
тнe oɴce-ler ([personal profile] truffulacide) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-04-11 11:53 pm

❀ 01

A. [ACTION: 917 BILKO BOULEVARD]

[before the Once-ler even opens his eyes, the first thing that immediately occurs to him is how fresh the air is.

even when he's straddling the border between the waking world and his dream world, it's immediately apparent. sleeping, such as it is, isn't easy to accomplish anymore. it's always fitful and restless and not really sleep at all; light napping would be more accurate. once, all he had to do was bury himself under his quilt and concentrate on the steady rhythm of his heartbeat to lull himself into unconsciousness. it's a little more difficult now. his breathing isn't so steady anymore; it's hoarse and when he coughs it feels like his throat's splitting apart. the air's too sour and smoggy to inhale without launching into a fit of hacking and spitting, but like most things these days, he's gotten used to it. you didn't even need willpower to force yourself to accept things anymore - all you had to do was give up.

he's lived in the valley long enough for his body to grow accustomed to the air, so naturally it senses that something is very wrong here before his mind even registers the fact. buried under his blanket with his legs sticking out in uncomfortable directions (and wow, did he outgrow his bed or did it somehow shrink?), he yawns and smacks his lips together noisily, a little trickle of drool hanging out of the corner of his mouth. he really must've been exhausted because, gosh, he can't remember sleeping this well since - well, since -

since the trees were still -

...wait. waitwaitwaaaait - was it sunny?

the Once-ler's eyes flutter a little before wrenching themselves open completely and he confirms within the rough span of five seconds that, yes, it is sunny and no, he isn't in his room. and this DEFINITELY isn't his bed, it's smells like fresh soap and cotton and it's way too cramped like... like...

what. the. heck.

he slowly turns over on his side and all it takes is the sight of the woman's blond head for him to bolt upright in bed and shriek at the top of his lungs.]



B. [ACTION: 917 BILKO BOULEVARD]

[lovely day, ain't it? maybe you're on your way to work. maybe you're a girl scout making your rounds. maybe you're just out for a walk, looking to stretch your legs and take in Mayfield properly before the powers-that-be go nuts and end up putting a damper on what could otherwise be a very nice week.

if you're expecting a relaxing morning, you definitely shouldn't pass 917. really, you shouldn't.]


- Hey!

[this is why.

even if you don't hear it the first time, that single word is repeated with a little more urgency (and a little more whining) until you give in and follow it to the source, which just happens to be the mail slot of this particular house.

the slot is open and a pair of blue eyes are peering out, looking straight at you.]


Yeah, you! Get over here!
werejew: (what the hand dare seize the fire)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need no sophisticated bullshit.

[just not noticing at all] Yeah, but nobody gives a fuck about anybody but the one! That's the Major. He's a dick.
werejew: (in the forests of the night)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, just leaving out the whole "he's a Nazi who tortures and kills people" thing?

Stupid fucking kids.
werejew: (could twist the sinews of thy heart)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, to the town? "Don't act out" is more like "don't fight us, who gives a fuck what you do to the rest of these fucks." They don't care; they made the fucker a cop.

And I see him every day. You get used to it.
werejew: (dare its deadly terrors clasp)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck if I know. They're fucking crazy.

Um... Like a big fat Nazi robot?
werejew: (what the hand dare seize the fire)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, he's totally a robot.

Cyborg.

There's probably a difference but I don't give a fuck.
werejew: (tiger tiger burning bright)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[suddenly

right up

next to the mail slot]


I'm not.
werejew: (in what distant deeps or skies)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Not unless you're evil or maybe I go crazy again or maybe if I get kinda bored or some shit!

But, no, so far, I'm not.
werejew: (did He smile his work to see)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you! A lot of my friends are willing to kill me if I go crazy again! [this is normal]

You'd probably break your hand if you tried that shit, though. Fair warning. [She smiles as she looks him over, her teeth way too sharp to be human, her body too tall and too muscular to be the teenage girl she appears to be.] Fuck, you're scrawny, no wonder you were hiding!
werejew: (in what distant deeps or skies)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Okay! [you know that kind of hand shaking that really cool people do where they grasp hands and then sorta pull each other into a hug

that's what's happening right here right now

accept the friendship]
werejew: (what the anvil what dread grasp)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, don't worry, those totally grow back.
werejew: (what the hand dare seize the fire)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-04-14 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, quit your bitching. [she means that fondly of course

also lol she has an inch on him this is a great mental image]