hisnameisthecaptain: (Grumpy)
The Captain ([personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-04-04 03:41 pm

7th Fifth - He ain't no Superman [Event End!]

[The Captain is not so super right now.

April Fools did a number on him. Also, he needs to stop being so gullible.]

A) [Action | Locked to 950 Beulah Street]

[The Captain is on a rampage. He’s torn ups his room, and every closet in the house. Tossing things aside and yelling curses.

Also, you might notice he has a few cuts on his hand. The Captain doesn’t get cuts, he’s invulnerable.

This is the start of a very bad day.]


B) [Phone | Unfiltered to everyone]

Okay, who the ☠☠☠☠ took Special bear?

And don’t play dumb, it’s the damaged stuffed bear I locked away in my home.

Speak up or, when I find you, I am tearing your house apart.


C) [Action | Anywhere]

[The Captain doesn’t look too good. His knuckles are bloody and a few of his fingers are bent funny.

Someone just learned he’s no longer invulnerable.

So he’s trying to be extra cautious, but just ends up being more accident prone for it.

The later in the day you find him, the more scuffed up, roughed up, bruised and battered he may seem.]


D) [Action | Night – Any street | Closed to the first person who tags]

[The Captain has had enough of this, time to fly.

Only, instead of a running take off, he just runs and jumps.

Into the street.

Apparently invulnerability isn’t the only thing he lost.

Which is real bad considering he just jumped in front of a moving car.

Are you a witness or are you the poor driver?

Either way, the accident looks pretty ugly.]
fthisgetmecigs: (Whut?)

3/3 I LIED OKAY

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-04-05 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Y'can have the fucking thing back I guess.
fthisgetmecigs: (Always have an escape route)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-04-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Look, this shit ended up in my house y'fuckhead. Why would I want some fuckin' beat up bear like this?
fthisgetmecigs: (You sir can shut the fuck up)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-04-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Th'fuck? Not like I want this. Wonder if it had anythin' to do with that prank...

[Did he say that out loud? Whoops.]
fthisgetmecigs: (haha good one)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-04-11 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Whew. Almost gave himself up there. Thank god for idiots in the world.]

Yep. Abso-fuckin'-lutely. Hahahah! See? I am so fucking laughing right now! HAHAHAHAH! [Then again...Like minds attract like minds. And sometimes Badou is king of the idiot mound back home...]
fthisgetmecigs: (What the shit?)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-04-19 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Um.. Well fuck.

[Hear that? That's a phone hanging up with a loud CLICK.]