[007] Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools~

[likesottlyfab]

An ominous bright pink envelope has mysteriously appeared in your mail slot.

Should your hands stop trembling long enough to open it you will be greeted with a horrifying note inside.

It is written on a terrifying shade of light pink stationary and faintly scented with the frightening aroma of strawberries.

A chilling message is scrawled on the stationary in an unsettling shade of hot pink ink and cute handwriting.

Do you dare read it?

[A. Victim: Crowley]

Now that you have started reading this message you're totally cursed!
This is not a joke. For serious, this letter is way cursed!
Your only hope is to send it out to a 100 people or suffer the really bad consequences!

Take Czeslawa. She was like a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same letter.
When she got this in the mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal and threw it out.
The next day her dad got fired and her mom died in a freak pierogi accident! If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be completely alive and junk eating delicious pierogis.

Now she has to live with her horrible guilt for like...ever! Send this out before it's like way too late and you regret it!!!

[B. Victim: Gawain]

This letter has been in existence since 1832. In human years that is like a really long time or something. So that should totally prove that this is legit and that the effects of this letter are seriously real.

You need to send this letter to 50 people or all the girls in town will turn into flowers!

If you still haven't sent them by tomorrow then a frost will settle upon the town.

All the girls will totally wilt and die!

Send this letter out or you'll be responsible for killing all the girls in Mayfield!

[C. Victim: Oerba]

Send this letter to 5 people or your capital will become Warsaw!

If you can read this its already too late.

[D. Victim: Keith Goodman]

Think of a wish! Got it? Good! Now hold your breath!

...

Little more!

...

Keep going!

...

You're totally almost there!

...

Are you still holding it?

...

Okay like, breathe! Did you make a wish? You'd better of, I mean I totally told you to!

Send this letter to 9000 people and your wish will totally come true!

If you don't then your wish will NEVER come true and you'll be afflicted by a horrible curse!!!

[E. Victim: Maladict]

Send this letter to 25 people by the next hour.

If you don't your coffee will totally turn to ash.

Like forever.

And ever.

(Continued on the other side, flip over for the rest of the message please! -->)

And EVER.


[F. Victim: Anyone]

[With these five chain letters circulating around an unintended target could have also received one! Or more! Will you continue the chain or... suffer the consequences of your inaction?]

Comments

[vytis]

Do what by myself?

[Slowly trying to get back to his feet.]

[likesottlyfab]

[Sighs and helps him up.]

You have to like prank someone on the list they gave you or you'll get sick. [Points at him.] Case and point.

Plus knowing this place you might die from whatever it is too, so like we seriously need to get on this.

[vytis]

[Leaning on Poland just a little bit. There aren't six of him anymore but his hair does look like it's on fire.]

Is that how you get rid of it? I'm sure I can do--something...

[likesottlyfab]

[He has been told his hair is like the sun. Granted he's pretty sure they meant because of the golden color, not the whole on fire thing.]

Yeah, I had this really grody green rash and little polkadots until I did my pranks. I didn't wait for forever like you did.

Way to procrastinate! [April Fools is serious silly business Lithuania.]

You should do something really simple just to knock it out and get your brain to focus again.

[vytis]

I suppose as long as it's nothing too mean.

[Attempting to head to the couch now.]

My letter should be on the coffee table. Ah--

[Why is the whole coffee table covered with letters? Spoilers there is really just the one letter Lithuania is seeing things again.]

[likesottlyfab]

[Will just be picking that up for him while side eyeing him.]

Do you like know any of these people?

[vytis]

The letters won't stay put so I'm not sure.

[It takes him much longer than he'd really like to admit to realize how ridiculous that sounds.]