2nd Chocobo • It's like a giant flan just exploded here

[birdinfro]

[A. Action • Everywhere • All Day]

[Sazh has gotten a vacuum cleaner from one Dr. Egon Spengler. Are you feeling hostile because of the slime? Getting chased by angry appliances? Sazh is your man. Right now he's pointing that nozzle in your general direction for one reason or another.]

Uh, sorry about this, but I think this'll be good for all of us.

[There's a click and the sound of a vacuum starting up. Congratulations! You and/or the hostile inanimate objects that might be chasing you are covered in happy slime. You're welcome.]

[B. Action • Outside 1130 Taylor Road • Early Evening]

[After a long day of happy sliming everyone, Sazh is pretty tired and is sitting on the porch of his house, finally taking time out to relax. Maybe he helped you out during the day or maybe you saw him helping out. Thank him or hug him, he'll be too pooped to protest. Or you can just say hi.]

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[acuity]

[ in the middle of running from a rabid mailbox before getting slimed in the face. ow!! ]

[birdinfro]

[The mailbox has stopped at least? Right? Sazh certainly hopes so, because you're the first person he's slimed with this contraption.]

Slime aside, you alright there? Feeling better? [He's assuming everyone is bad slime-influenced until notified otherwise.]

[acuity]

[ she's still kinda reeling from getting hit, and seems a little in shock?? ]

Am I... feeling better?

[birdinfro]

Well, the slime from the past few days has been making folks feel pretty rotten. This slime... [Sort of nods to the vacuum he has] .. Is supposed to fix it. Or something like that. I don't really understand it myself, but it seems to work.

[acuity]

[ it definitely does! now that the slime is starting to set in she has a wide beaming grin on her face and promptly tries to reward her hero with hugs. ]

I'm so glad! That's generous of you to fight this... really, you're amazing!

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[answerer_sword]

Sazh.

[Bazett...looks and feels happier than she should be, considering that her clothing is scruffed up and she is covered in slime.]

Are you alright now?

[birdinfro]

Bazett. [Nods at the young woman as he's chilling out.]

Feeling loads better. Tired though from all that running around town with the happy slime stuff. Didn't I see you running around with one of those slime vacuums too?

[answerer_sword]

Yeah, it was lots of fun, even if it was a bit tiring.

[birdinfro]

[Sazh chuckles a bit.] Sort of was. How many times can you say you're sliming people to help them out?

[Shakes his head a bit.] So I guess this is a big old hearty welcome from the town, huh?

[answerer_sword]

Yep, and it was better than the welcome that I got.

[She scrunches up her face in disgust.]

Two words: purple mushrooms. No, make it three. Purple hallucinatory mushrooms.

[birdinfro]

That sounds pretty bad. I guess I could do a lot worse than this mood-slime stuff.

[answerer_sword]

[She looks a little bit more serious now.]

April Fools' Day is coming up. The town might prepare a really bad event for that day.

[birdinfro]

April whatsits? That some sort of holiday here?

[answerer_sword]

Yes. It's a holiday where you pull pranks on people and then yell "April Fools!"

[A. Action]

[tofightfor]

[And bam, in the face with slime.... Even though she'd never gotten hit with the negative emotion slime. Normally, she'd about to chew Sazh out but she... Can't even begin to start with that.]

Seems ya keepin' busy, yea? [With that she'll start trying to wipe the slime off of her with.... A smile?]

A.

[birdinfro]

Something like that. I just want to stop getting chased by books and pans and other stuff and if this helps I'll do it all day. [Now that he's no longer in the moment and stops to think about it, she looked pretty dry before he hosed her in the face...] Uh.. You were slimed before, right?

[tofightfor]

[His reasons seem legit and hey, helping to stop stuff from hurting people? That sounds like a great plan!]

Don't think so. [However, that isn't seeming to phase her a bit right now.] Need sum 'elp with that?

[birdinfro]

[Oooops. His bad.]

If you've seen anyone looking like they're ready to kill someone, that's a pretty good sign they need this slime stuff. Dunno what it is exactly, but it seems to calm folks down.

[tofightfor]

[And Fang's all smiles... How weird. Normally she's Light's contender for the title 'master of line facing'.]

Mighta seen a couple 'ere and there. [Thoughtfully smiling now she'll gesture off toward on direction.]

Think I saw one wonderin' off that way jus' a bit ago.

[birdinfro]

That way? [Points in the direction Fang just gestured in.] You sure?

[tofightfor]

About as sure as I'm gonna get. [With that she'll gesture for him to follow as she begins walking.]

'aven't seen ya around much. Been keepin' busy?