3rd Purification: Ghost Buster Django (Mood slime day 3)

[sunnydwithagun]

Action: Around town

(Day three of this madness and Django here has been doing battle with it since. It's on this day that Dr. Egon developed something to battle the effects of the angry slime, leaving the solar boy all too willing to help.

...okay, now to the good part. You'll probably see this guy speeding through the streets of Mayfield on his sexy new bike with his long, red scarf flowing in the wind. And yes, his bike has guns attached to it; guns that shoot solar bullets! He's also shooting down ghosts with his own solar gun, so anyone can see that this guy is on a mission.

He also has a vacuum cleaner provided by Dr. Egon to help him with his work. Overall, Django is looking totally badass as he makes short work of the ghosts while spraying happy slime on anyone with angry slime. You'll see him on the road as he slowly, but surely gets the done.)

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[chalicejoker]

[Hajime has been rampaging around town all covered in slime for the past couple days, stopping only to eat (usually violently taking food from drones) and to pass out in random places in the park. Then he sees Django...and more importantly, Django's bike.

HE WANTS THAT BIKE.

Guess what? He's rushing you now, even growling as he does so. He's not at all worried about the bullets; at this point his brain is locked in full-on Joker Undead mode.]

[sunnydwithagun]

(This is how Peewee's Big Adventure started, isn't it?

Though it would be an honor to reenact such a marvelous and classic film, Django isn't so willing to give up his bike. Since Hajime actually surprised him, he's now speeding away on his bike, putting distance between the two before actually braking and U-turning to face him.)

[chalicejoker]

Run, coward!

[Yes, Hajime, because you're totally going to beat a dude with a bike and guns and needed to quote Sinistar. He's running after the bike now, although his body language is strongly suggesting he thinks he's some kind of hulking monster instead of just a dude. And hey, look, now Django's stopped and is facing him. Hajime kind of lets loose a war cry and starts running at him, intending to try to knock Django off the sweet ride.]

[sunnydwithagun]

(Yup, pretty sure this is how Terminator 2 played out. John Connor didn't have a vacuum cleaner filled with happy slime, though; that's the big difference here.

A difference Django takes advantage of! He readies it and once Hajime gets close enough, the solar boy is going to hose him down with concentrated Pinkie Pie the slime.)

[chalicejoker]

[Hah, this guy's not even trying to attack, and Hajime is pretty convinced he's going to have a motorcycle again in short order.

He's close now, close enough that he's jumping up in the air with the clear intention of Rider Kicking Django off the bike.]

[sunnydwithagun]

(Now is the time!

With Hajime in midair, Django tilts the vacuum nozzle upwards and fires the happy slime directly at him!)

[chalicejoker]

[Obviously, that Rider Kick never follows through. The slime knocks Hajime onto his back, taking the wind right out of him. Normally, this would have angered him even without the effects of the mood slime.

But now?

He feels AWESOME. And he's just sort of lying there grinning up at the sky. Maybe Django should check and see if he's okay? He's not moving much...]

[sunnydwithagun]

(Hmm...maybe Django sprayed him with too much slime?

He's getting off of his bike and going for a closer look. He isn't sure just how happy the stuff is supposed to make him, so watching this guy go from scary monster to grinning dumbass bystander is unnerving.)

Umm...are you alright?

[chalicejoker]

[Really, Hajime's friends back home would be far more worried about seeing him like this than like a rampaging monster. He's still grinning like a moron as he gets up and brushes himself off (though he's still got slime all over him).]

I'm WONDERFUL!

[Oh, yes. Something's very wrong. Watch out, Django, he's coming over to throw a friendly arm over your shoulder!]

Say, you have a great bike. It's really wonderful. Everything is wonderful, isn't it?

[sunnydwithagun]

(PRESS A+B TO DODGE!

Just going to duck under that friendly arm, as rude a gesture as that is. He can't get himself slimed now! There's still so much work to do!)

Thanks...it's a very trustworthy bike. Things could be better, but wonderful is close enough.

Anyway, I should really get going. Sorry about having to shoot you like that! (Inching towards his bike now...)

[chalicejoker]

[Right now, Hajime, who is normally the one being rude in social situations, really doesn't care about Django's rudeness because everything is wonderful and sunshine and butterflies and fluffy bunnies and Joker, what Joker?]

Oh, hey, wait! Don't you want to go bowling or talk bikes or something?

[Run.]

[sunnydwithagun]

I'd love to, but perhaps another time when the town is less...possessed...

...well, take care! May the sun be with you!

(Django hops on that bike and drives off like never before. This happy slime is scary stuff...)

[chalicejoker]

Oh, I like the sun!

Bye! Take care!

[Use that power well, Django, for it is mighty...mighty terrifying, that is. Slimy Hajime decides he should head home, and he's whistling a happy tune as he starts to head back that way.]

Backtagging fo' DAYS

[nanocerancowboy]

[Gat's looking pretty slimeless—he's been lucky to avoid getting hit with the stuff, even with everyone acting strangely.]

[On the other hand, though, he seems to be holding off a ghost or two with a gun that looks more like an oversized SMG. Which it must be, since every time he fires, a spray of danmaku green-glowing bullets gushes out.]

O SNAP

[sunnydwithagun]

(That's definitely a plus; cowboys gotta keep themselves together if they're going to keep everyone else in line.

But have no fear; you now have supporting fire consisting of bright, yellow bullets the size of your head targeting those ghosts. Whatever it is, it seems to be very effective against them.

And enter solar boy, zooming by on his awesome bike and blasting a few more ghosts before stopping.)

Are you alright?!

[nanocerancowboy]

[Gat ducks a little as the first few bullets whiz by. He straightens back up soon enough, after seeing that the bullets are going after the ghosts. Then he looks back behind him just in time to see Django approaching.]

I ain't in a bad way yet.

[He holds the machinegun up at his side, in a classic RAcast pose.]

[sunnydwithagun]

(Dammit you're making me want to play Blue Burst Django nods in confirmation.)

Good; we have our jobs cut out for us today.

(He may not be in as a dramatic pose, but being seated on his motorcycle makes him look badass enough.)

[nanocerancowboy]

This is makin' me wish I'd had some of my Photon Art discs, though. Neutral element weapons ain't always th' best thing for takin' somethin' on, like these ghosts.

[sunnydwithagun]

Perhaps so, but at least we possess weapons that can harm them at all; we can still be thankful for that.

(Shut up Django your gun is meant for fighting undead)

[nanocerancowboy]

[Ghosts sort of count as undead! Maybe!]

Y'got a point there.

[Gat spins his Maggac about his trigger finger in a showy display.]

I don't reckon lead bullets that ain't charged with photons would do much against 'em.

[sunnydwithagun]

(Yes they do especially in his canon. Django twirls his solar gun about in a similar fashion.)

Even if it just slows them down, it still counts for something.

(And then proceeds to blasting several of the nearby ghosts LIKE A BOSS)

[nanocerancowboy]

[Oh ho, a fellow gunslinger. Gat's gonna unleash some of his own firepower on these ectoplasmic enemies.]

Do y'know if this is th' town's doin'? I was expectin' somethin' to happen back on that there St. Patrick's Day holiday, aside from th' drones spreadin' th' "holiday cheer."

[sunnydwithagun]

(Shooting and talking, like how the real cowboys do it.)

This was because of a container Dr. Egon had that accidentally opened up. He needed volunteers to help remove the angry slime with happy slime, so I quickly jumped to the task. It may not be Mayfield's doing, but I'm sure it's laughing at everyone else's expense.

[nanocerancowboy]

So it's somethin' like them mushrooms back in November ...

... And th' zombie outbreak.

[sunnydwithagun]

I suppose so; it's unfortunate that the other captives can also cause disastrous events, but sadly we don't have a say in the matter. At least we can fight against this one.