32nd Blood | The road to become GDA! Great Driver Arcueid!!

[tsukihime]

[All around the streets of Mayfield | Most of today]

[Why hello there, Mayfield. Have you suddenly found yourself hit by that slime from that one delightfully hilarious classic movie? Are you feeling a little bit irritable today? Picking fights, snapping at your loved ones, and generally just being dicks to one another?

Well, don't worry! Arcueid's here!.......to make it worse. You may be stomping around town looking for a fight, or just generally irritable, or maybe even not affected at all. But, if you are anywhere near paved streets, you may bear witness to an odd sight.

Thanks to one certain Golden superhero, who honestly knew NOT what he did, Arcueid has been introduced to her new favorite "sport." This "sport," happens to be CART RACING! That's right, Arcueid has stolen a shopping cart from the store, finding areas with a high incline, and practicing her racing prowess on the streets.

So, as you travel through town, you may suddenly be passed by a fast-moving blur of blond, white and silver. She may almost hit you, she may fly by just laughing loudly, or she might even HIT YOU. Hey, these things aren't easy to control from inside. Hopefully anyone she mows over ends up being people who can take a hit from a shopping cart loaded with a vampire at what must be a good 20 to 30 miles per hour. Feel free to react however you please, or even pick a fight!]

[John Doe Park | Evening]

[There's a mangled, discarded cart laying in the grass near a blonde woman in white also laying on her back in the grass. Her limbs are stretched out, and she appears to just be staring at the sky. That's really it. It's hard to tell whether she's alive or dead from a distance.]

Comments

[tsukihime]

[WH-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? WHY IS THIS MAKING HER TWITCH AND WANT TO THROW MARISA 2 MILES ACROSS TOWN??

She'll restrain herself, but she's going to grab Marisa's wrists IF THIS IS AT ALL POSSIBLE.]

Wh-what are you doing???

[adropofjupiter]

[Grabbing one of the witch's wrists is easy, but the other is being a pain. Marisa is pretty elusive when she tries... and Arc's not trying to hurt her.]

Tickling you, ze~

[tsukihime]

Well stop it!!

[Twitching and writhing around SO HARD trying to get away and catch that wrist at the same time WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING??]

[adropofjupiter]

[BECAUSE YOU'RE TICKLISH!]

Hahahahahaha!

[Eventually, Arc wins and manages to pin Marisa enough to stop her and get her wrists.]

[tsukihime]

[Having finally gotten ahold of Marisa, Arcueid's just going to lay there and catch her breath while giving Marisa a withering glare.]

That was weird. What did you do to me?

[adropofjupiter]

Because your reaction was hilarious.

[tsukihime]

I didn't ask "why" I want to know what you did to me!

Was that magic?

[IT WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE!!!]

[adropofjupiter]

...I tickled you.

[blink blink]

It's not magic, ze. Just your own nerve endings reacting.

[tsukihime]

It was weird! I don't like it!

[Yea...she actually seems totally confused and not ready to let go of Marisa yet, lest she do it again.]

[adropofjupiter]

Hahaha! It's normal, ze~ Most people are ticklish.

[tsukihime]

Really?

[Very quickly, she's going to let go of Marisa's arms and do the same to her that she did to Arc.]

[adropofjupiter]

[And Marisa shrieks, twisting and trying to get away as she, too, is ticklish.]

[tsukihime]

[REVENGE!! Nope, she's not getting away until she FEELS THE PAIN OF WHAT SHE BROUGHT UPON ARCUEID!

Plus, being on the other end of this is a lot more fun.]

[adropofjupiter]

[SHE TOLD YOU!]

AHAHAHAH-- S-Stop it-- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [SQUUUUUUUUUUUUIRMING]

[tsukihime]

[Okay, okay Arcueid doesn't want to torture Marisa or anything, so she'll finally stop and let her go to fall wherever she might.]

I still don't get it, but at least I got revenge.

[adropofjupiter]

[GIVE HER A MOMENT TO CATCH HER BREATH.]

It's... It's like playful torture... kinda. I think.

[tsukihime]

Torture's not cool, though. You shouldn't torture people.

[She's back to just laying on the grass and staring at the night sky again.]

[adropofjupiter]

Okay then. Teasing, not torture. It's harmless, ze.

[tsukihime]

It sure felt like torture.

That's not something that should even exist.

[adropofjupiter]

You're just saying that now, but think of the surprise attacks you can get others with.

[tsukihime]

I wonder if Ciel is ticklish...

[Oh she totally didn't mean to say that out loud but eh, the implications of possible surprise attack are great.]

[adropofjupiter]

[The witch gives a conspiring grin.]

You'll have to let me know when you find out.

[tsukihime]

I will. It'll be pretty funny if she is.

What are you doing wandering around out here, anyway?

[adropofjupiter]

Ghost watching, ze.

[tsukihime]

There's ghosts?

[She doesn't seem phased by this at all.]