mayfield_rpg | 32nd Blood | The road to become GDA! Great Driver Arcueid!!

[All around the streets of Mayfield | Most of today]

[Why hello there, Mayfield. Have you suddenly found yourself hit by that slime from that one delightfully hilarious classic movie? Are you feeling a little bit irritable today? Picking fights, snapping at your loved ones, and generally just being dicks to one another?

Well, don't worry! Arcueid's here!.......to make it worse. You may be stomping around town looking for a fight, or just generally irritable, or maybe even not affected at all. But, if you are anywhere near paved streets, you may bear witness to an odd sight.

Thanks to one certain Golden superhero, who honestly knew NOT what he did, Arcueid has been introduced to her new favorite "sport." This "sport," happens to be CART RACING! That's right, Arcueid has stolen a shopping cart from the store, finding areas with a high incline, and practicing her racing prowess on the streets.

So, as you travel through town, you may suddenly be passed by a fast-moving blur of blond, white and silver. She may almost hit you, she may fly by just laughing loudly, or she might even HIT YOU. Hey, these things aren't easy to control from inside. Hopefully anyone she mows over ends up being people who can take a hit from a shopping cart loaded with a vampire at what must be a good 20 to 30 miles per hour. Feel free to react however you please, or even pick a fight!]

[John Doe Park | Evening]

[There's a mangled, discarded cart laying in the grass near a blonde woman in white also laying on her back in the grass. Her limbs are stretched out, and she appears to just be staring at the sky. That's really it. It's hard to tell whether she's alive or dead from a distance.]

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[She would have, if the wheel of the cart hadn't hit a particularly large rock sitting near the curb in the road.

The cart flips end-over-end, spilling the blond out onto the street. Her face slides along the ground for a bit, before she comes to a full stop, the cart bouncing along down the street a number of feet ahead of her before settling upside-down.

She just lays there, her face and knees on the ground, arms sitting limply to her sides.]

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Just what do you think you're doing, Arcueid Brunestud? [AVERAGE CIEL ON AVERAGE TUESDAY, YEP.]

[Oh, Ciel. At least it seems she's back to normal. Damn, that means that laying here like she's critically injured isn't going to work.

Still, she's just going to keep laying there and see what Ciel does.]

[well duh it's been 2 weeks!! >8|]

Oi, I know you can hear me. You're obstructing the sidewalk, you know. Are you going to get up and move, you dumb vampire?

[You know what she's going to give her a light nudge with her feet (otherwise known as a 'kick') to Arc's side just because.]

[Just as she thought. She'll use that kick to just fall over on her side.]

I'll obstruct the sidewalk if I want to.

[Oh god she wants to know if Ciel remembers what happened those two weeks ago but she is NOT GOING TO ASK.]

I'm doing something fun...you know, stuff you wouldn't know anything about.

[lol she does but DO YOU DARE]

You're being a public nuisance. You sure wouldn't know anything about inconveniencing other people either, would you? How shamelessly selfish. If that's your idea of 'fun', then of course I'd prefer to know nothing about it. [Just going to stare down with a scowl like lecturing a child. Yeah total deja vu...]

Blah blah. Public this, inconvenience that.

[Arcueid finally jumps up, dusting off her dirty clothes.]

Hey, I could give you a ride in a cart if you want!

[Just going to be stupid airhead to the max so she won't be tempted to bring up anything about Elesia.]

Your cart is toppled over. Why bother when you can outrun one anyway?

[NO FUN ALLOWED

and that's just going to jinx it shh...!]

I can put it back up on its wheels, idiot.

It's fun because you're trying to steer a wild little thing that's going really fast! Or are you afraid to try because I'm probably better than you at it?

I could get rid of it too so you don't cause more disturbances, you airhead.

Then keep it in the rink, there's an area specifically designed for that. I don't have any interest in something so juvenile, but it is my business if your inconsideration gets in other people's ways.

If you get rid of it I'll just go get another one.

[Arcueid clasps her hands behind her head, casually walking toward her overturned shopping cart.]

Oh, I get it. You're scared. That's okay, I knew you would be anyway.

You will do no such thing.

[oops was that three Keys zooming past you just now to land on that tree over there... SURE LOOKS LIKE IT!]

[Yes, that was certainly three keys that whipped on past her into a tree. Arcueid doesn't seem to have taken notice though, as she reaches her cart.

Though, instead of leaning down to pick it up, Arcueid quickly kicks it up from the ground, grabs ahold of it, and whips around to wing it toward Ciel. Of course she'd dodge it...but honestly Arcueid hasn't had a little scuffle with Ciel in a while.

Might be nice.]

[sure it SEEMED to have been flung towards ciel AND impacted with enough strength to leave a dent, but the truth of the matter is that after a loud *clang*, the cart is sent crashing into a nearby tree. It now looks like it's been punched through with something strong enough to ram through walls, a wheel still pathetically spinning but the cart is nevertheless far too damaged to be of any use.

She doesn't need to dodge it when she can effortlessly trash it aside, 8|

...

Dusting her hands lightly before adjusting her glasses by the frames - to which the light just happens to reflect on it in such an angle so that her eyes can't be seen, she gives a light scoff.]

If you were just feeling restless and wanted to throw that dumb strength of yours around without restraint, you should have just said so. But what did I say about causing trouble, now? Not that this would be a problem, but I'm not going to humor you on a public street, Arcueid.

[LIKE THEM OLD DAYS...]

So serious. I'm just playing around, but as usual you have to take everything so seriously.

I can understand you not wanting to do it on a public street, though. You probably don't want anyone to see you get beaten, right?

[Like them old days indeed...]

Now I have to go get another cart, though.

I'm just saying what makes sense, but talking to someone who has none and can never obtain any, it's just a waste of breath in the end. And on the contrary, I've been keeping in shape of late. Aren't you the one who's afraid, without the backing of your usual sources? [SHRUGS] I'm not going to allow you one way or another. It'd be best if you just give up and go find something else to do, but seeing that it's not going to happen, there isn't any other choice here.

[Arcueid faces away from Ciel, turning her head to look over her shoulder and give her a smile.]

You already said you aren't going to do this on public streets. It's pretty public from here to the grocery store.

What're you gonna do?

[The second that question escapes her lips, Arcueid is off, moving through the streets and over houses with as much speed as she can eke out of this inhibited body.]

32nd Blood | The road to become GDA! Great Driver Arcueid!!

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