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Arcueid Brunestud ([personal profile] tsukihime) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-03-20 07:41 pm

32nd Blood | The road to become GDA! Great Driver Arcueid!!

[All around the streets of Mayfield | Most of today]

[Why hello there, Mayfield. Have you suddenly found yourself hit by that slime from that one delightfully hilarious classic movie? Are you feeling a little bit irritable today? Picking fights, snapping at your loved ones, and generally just being dicks to one another?

Well, don't worry! Arcueid's here!.......to make it worse. You may be stomping around town looking for a fight, or just generally irritable, or maybe even not affected at all. But, if you are anywhere near paved streets, you may bear witness to an odd sight.

Thanks to one certain Golden superhero, who honestly knew NOT what he did, Arcueid has been introduced to her new favorite "sport." This "sport," happens to be CART RACING! That's right, Arcueid has stolen a shopping cart from the store, finding areas with a high incline, and practicing her racing prowess on the streets.

So, as you travel through town, you may suddenly be passed by a fast-moving blur of blond, white and silver. She may almost hit you, she may fly by just laughing loudly, or she might even HIT YOU. Hey, these things aren't easy to control from inside. Hopefully anyone she mows over ends up being people who can take a hit from a shopping cart loaded with a vampire at what must be a good 20 to 30 miles per hour. Feel free to react however you please, or even pick a fight!]


[John Doe Park | Evening]

[There's a mangled, discarded cart laying in the grass near a blonde woman in white also laying on her back in the grass. Her limbs are stretched out, and she appears to just be staring at the sky. That's really it. It's hard to tell whether she's alive or dead from a distance.]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-03-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[lol she does but DO YOU DARE]

You're being a public nuisance. You sure wouldn't know anything about inconveniencing other people either, would you? How shamelessly selfish. If that's your idea of 'fun', then of course I'd prefer to know nothing about it. [Just going to stare down with a scowl like lecturing a child. Yeah total deja vu...]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-03-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Your cart is toppled over. Why bother when you can outrun one anyway?

[NO FUN ALLOWED

and that's just going to jinx it shh...!]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-03-21 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I could get rid of it too so you don't cause more disturbances, you airhead.

Then keep it in the rink, there's an area specifically designed for that. I don't have any interest in something so juvenile, but it is my business if your inconsideration gets in other people's ways.

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-03-21 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You will do no such thing.

[oops was that three Keys zooming past you just now to land on that tree over there... SURE LOOKS LIKE IT!]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-03-22 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[sure it SEEMED to have been flung towards ciel AND impacted with enough strength to leave a dent, but the truth of the matter is that after a loud *clang*, the cart is sent crashing into a nearby tree. It now looks like it's been punched through with something strong enough to ram through walls, a wheel still pathetically spinning but the cart is nevertheless far too damaged to be of any use.

She doesn't need to dodge it when she can effortlessly trash it aside, 8|

...

Dusting her hands lightly before adjusting her glasses by the frames - to which the light just happens to reflect on it in such an angle so that her eyes can't be seen, she gives a light scoff.]


If you were just feeling restless and wanted to throw that dumb strength of yours around without restraint, you should have just said so. But what did I say about causing trouble, now? Not that this would be a problem, but I'm not going to humor you on a public street, Arcueid.

[LIKE THEM OLD DAYS...]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-03-25 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying what makes sense, but talking to someone who has none and can never obtain any, it's just a waste of breath in the end. And on the contrary, I've been keeping in shape of late. Aren't you the one who's afraid, without the backing of your usual sources? [SHRUGS] I'm not going to allow you one way or another. It'd be best if you just give up and go find something else to do, but seeing that it's not going to happen, there isn't any other choice here.