a_crazygirl: (My mother has requested)
Toni Ipres ([personal profile] a_crazygirl) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-03-20 09:12 pm

Scene 12

[Action: 457 Stone Street:
Toni is not much of a morning person. Understandable since, well, werewolf. Still, she manages to drag herself out of bed for work at a decent time. She marches downstairs and heads out the door to go to work, but instead of stepping onto the sidewalk, she ends up squelching into something wet and slippery. Her foot slides out from under her and she tumbles to the ground, landing in more of the slime that has inexplicably appeared on the front stoop of her house.]

Ow! What the hell is this stuff?

[All things considered, she wasn't in a bad mood a moment earlier. Now, though, as she looks down at her ruined outfit and with her backside throbbing with pain, her entire demeanor sours. She grits her teeth and begins swearing and muttering angrily as she tries to stand up. Stupid slime. Now she was going to have to change her stupid clothes, and she was going to be late for her stupid job because they gave her the stupid morning shift. She's so pissed off at the world, she feels like she could kill someone.]

[Action: All around town:

Toni has skipped work, because fuck work. She has better things to do. Like get all up in your grill.]

Hey, asshole! Why don't you look where the hell you're going!

[If you're unlucky, she might shift into spectral skeleton werewolf mode. If that happens? Run.

If you're REALLY unlucky, instead of meeting Toni, you'll get a snarling, ferocious... fluffy puppy, ineffectively attacking your pants leg or shoelaces.]
fthisgetmecigs: (i will fucking end you)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-03-22 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[If he wasn't rolling all over the slimy shit and the sidewalk trying to dislodge the furball off his leg, he might think it was sort of cute.]

Seriously y'mutt! Let me fucking go! [He starts shaking his dog-ladden leg in an attempt to dislodge Toni from it, getting more and more irritated as it goes on.] Do I look like a fuckin' ham to you?
fthisgetmecigs: (What the shit?)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-03-27 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, fucking super. A talking mutt. Badou's finding himself more and more irritated as the conversation goes on.]

Gee, that makes me feel a whole lot better as y'bite my fuckin' leg, fluffy.