Scene 12

[a_crazygirl]

[Action: 457 Stone Street:
Toni is not much of a morning person. Understandable since, well, werewolf. Still, she manages to drag herself out of bed for work at a decent time. She marches downstairs and heads out the door to go to work, but instead of stepping onto the sidewalk, she ends up squelching into something wet and slippery. Her foot slides out from under her and she tumbles to the ground, landing in more of the slime that has inexplicably appeared on the front stoop of her house.]

Ow! What the hell is this stuff?

[All things considered, she wasn't in a bad mood a moment earlier. Now, though, as she looks down at her ruined outfit and with her backside throbbing with pain, her entire demeanor sours. She grits her teeth and begins swearing and muttering angrily as she tries to stand up. Stupid slime. Now she was going to have to change her stupid clothes, and she was going to be late for her stupid job because they gave her the stupid morning shift. She's so pissed off at the world, she feels like she could kill someone.]

[Action: All around town:

Toni has skipped work, because fuck work. She has better things to do. Like get all up in your grill.]

Hey, asshole! Why don't you look where the hell you're going!

[If you're unlucky, she might shift into spectral skeleton werewolf mode. If that happens? Run.

If you're REALLY unlucky, instead of meeting Toni, you'll get a snarling, ferocious... fluffy puppy, ineffectively attacking your pants leg or shoelaces.]

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Action: Around town. Because he's that unlucky.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou's been trying to avoid all this slimy shit all around town. And he was doing good, until something blue and black and fluffy dug it's tiny little teeth into his leg. And he goes crashing to the ground.]

MOTHERFUCKING OW. Jesus christ, fuck off, dog!

Action: Somewhere in town!

[emperor_cowboy]

[He had noticed some of the town folk had slightly off behavior that day. What he wasn't expecting was running into someone he knew to have that type of behavior. So when someone bumped into him, he looked over in question.]

Eh? Sorry?

somewhere around town

[polariity]

[This meeting has only solidified, in Psii's mind, that he should just never leave both his hive and the bank. Seriously, fuck that noise. Trying to draw himself tall- which is still shorter than how he would be if he was a troll again and not human- he tries to glare.]

Who fucked your batch of donutsth today?

Action - Stone Street

[noluckduck]

[Just next door, Clover is leaving for school. When she notices her neighbour and the strange slime, though, she can't help but stare. What the hell IS that stuff, indeed?

She is cauuutiously coming closer now.]

Re: Action: Around town. Because he's that unlucky.

[a_crazygirl]

[The tiny blue terror latches on like a bear trap, all while making the most non-scary noises ever.]

Re: Action: Somewhere in town!

[a_crazygirl]

[And in Toni's rage, Hol may as well be a stranger today.]

You heard me! What, are you deaf?

Re: somewhere around town

[a_crazygirl]

[Fortunately, Toni's own height isn't very intimidating. She glares back, but then her eyebrow arches.]

The hell is wrong with your voice?

Re: Action - Stone Street

[a_crazygirl]

[Toni's head snaps up and she meets Clover with a death glare.]

What are you staring at?

[polariity]

[It is really a fortunate thing that Psiioniic hasn't been hit by any of this slime (yet) or else a fire hydrant would explode. Or a window. Or a building. For now, one of his eyes just twitches.]

Wow, you can go right to the park and drown in the lake.

Action: Somewhere in town!

[emperor_cowboy]

... Well, no but I...

[Hol stepped to the side... confused.]

[fthisgetmecigs]

[If he wasn't rolling all over the slimy shit and the sidewalk trying to dislodge the furball off his leg, he might think it was sort of cute.]

Seriously y'mutt! Let me fucking go! [He starts shaking his dog-ladden leg in an attempt to dislodge Toni from it, getting more and more irritated as it goes on.] Do I look like a fuckin' ham to you?

[noluckduck]

Wow, maybe I wanted to help ya, dumbass.

[Clover's not even affected by the slime. YET.]

Action: Somewhere in town!

[a_crazygirl]

[She also steps to the side, staying right up in his face the whole time.]

Where do you think you're going, pal?

[a_crazygirl]

[For a brief moment, the dog dislodges from his leg.]

Oh, please, everyone knows people taste like chicken.

[a_crazygirl]

Oh. Oh. You did not just tell me what to do.

[Way to miss the point, rage!Toni.]

[polariity]

Tho what if I did? You thtarted it!

[The sad thing is that he's not even slimed.]

[a_crazygirl]

Do I look like I need help?

[And then she... bares her teeth? And they look pretty sharp.]

Re: Action: Somewhere in town!

[emperor_cowboy]

[This was new. He wasn't sure how to react.]

I think I was getting out of yer way...

[noluckduck]

Wow, what's your freakin' problem?! [She stomps her foot on the ground-- eep, that's slippery. Better be careful.]

Re: Action: Somewhere in town!

[a_crazygirl]

Haha, no. You're not getting away that easy!

Re: Action: Somewhere in town!

[emperor_cowboy]

What're ya goin' on about? I got outta th' way, what more d'ya want?

[a_crazygirl]

You were in my way, douchebag!

[a_crazygirl]

My problem is nosy-ass neighbors who can't mind their own business!

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Oh, fucking super. A talking mutt. Badou's finding himself more and more irritated as the conversation goes on.]

Gee, that makes me feel a whole lot better as y'bite my fuckin' leg, fluffy.

[noluckduck]

Jesus fuckin' Christ, what just crawled up your ass and died?!