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[mayfield_mods]

[At some point this afternoon, you may open your door to find Jill Smith standing right outside it holding a casserole. Or perhaps she's already in your living room, even though there's been no sound or sign of the door being opened. Or maybe she's in your bedroom. No matter where she is though, she'll turn to you with a vacant smile and say in a blank, perky voice:]

Hello, neighbor! Would you like to try some of my award-winning casserole?

[OOC: Jill will be visiting each house only once, so please make only one thread per household and put the address in the subject line!

EDIT: Sorry, we're not taking any more threads!]

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1648 Albright Lane

[kinship]

[He jolts to look around from where he had been doing his homework, surprised.]

...I think you're in the wrong house, ma'am.

[mayfield_mods]

Hello, dear! Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

310 Miller Street

[gandere]

[ Stepping right out of the bathroom and just about right into Mrs. Smith here. ] Wha-? [ This wasn't right. ] How did you--!?

[ More importantly, how did she just randomly show up right outside the door to the first floor bathroom without Rin noticing!? ]

You can't just barge in whenever you feel like it!

[mayfield_mods]

What a lovely day in Mayfield it is!

726 Anderson

[inthebones]

[Susan walks into the kitchen and for once in her life, is surprised by the presence of someone she didn't expect to see. She rallies beautifully.]

First place for 'most likely to be filled with arsenic'?

Re: 726 Anderson

[mayfield_mods]

Tell me the truth - does this dress make me look fat?

337 Brady Lane

[demonizes]

Casserole? [...How did she get inside? Did he leave the door open? Surely there was something suspicious about a girl suddenly appearing in their home.

But....]

Sure, why not.

[Rin hadn't exactly learned to be cautious of this kind of stuff yet.]

Re: 337 Brady Lane

[mayfield_mods]

You must tell me your recipe for apple pie!

[The casserole tastes like nothing and has a strangely plastic texture to it.]

1667 Nelson Street

[eternalfuture]

[Food, food...mm. That smells good.]

Really? Thank you...

Re: 1667 Nelson Street

[mayfield_mods]

Hello, dear! Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

[The casserole tastes like nothing and has a strangely plastic texture to it.]

1665 Nelson St.

[battymadam]

Ooh, thanks for droppin' by! How 'bout you put that in the kitchen, dearie?

[what is caution]

Re: 1665 Nelson St.

[mayfield_mods]

What a lovely day in Mayfield it is!

[She obediently turns and heads for the kitchen, her movements strangely stiff and unnatural.]

1486 Kramden Road

[tsukihime]

[Arcueid freezes in the middle of the living room, obviously shocked, before she quickly puts a fake smile on her face and laughs nervously.]

Oh, I didn't see you there! Sure!

[Anyone else in the house, Arcueid is going to give a VERY stern look and shake her head at. The woman is an immortal vampire, SHE'LL try the stuff.

Unless, of course, anyone else in the household decides to usurp the decision or dig in themselves anyway. At such point it'll just be double-dumbass on you.]

Re: 1486 Kramden Road

[mayfield_mods]

Isn't my darling husband such a dreamboat?

729 Anderson

[worstvikingever]

[Who is this lady and why is she in the living room.]

Um... hi? I uh... who are you?

Re: 729 Anderson

[mayfield_mods]

Gosh, I just love the look and smell of a freshly cleaned house!

459 Stone St.

[railtracer]

[After stepping out of the kitchen, the first thing Claire notices the woman in the middle of his living room.]

How'd you even...I was down stairs this whole time 'n not once did I hear the door bell ring or the door open. Who exactly are you?

[mayfield_mods]

My little angels just go absolutely crazy over my freshly-baked cookies!

1764 Beaver Street

[doudemoe]

No thanks. I'm stuffed from lunch.

Moreover, how did you get in my room?

Re: 1764 Beaver Street

[mayfield_mods]

Tell me the truth - does this dress make me look fat?

1448 Mitchell Road

[mr_eviloverlord]

[Megamind hasn't been answering doors or phones much. Call him paranoid, but Mayfield has turned him into a nervous wreck. He's just home from work and has come downstairs to relax when OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.

Megamind lets out an embarrassingly girlish scream and throws himself behind the sofa.]

NO! GO AWAY! WHO LET YOU IN?!

Re: 1448 Mitchell Road

[mayfield_mods]

You must tell me your recipe for apple pie!

1338 Benny

[echidna]

[ what good lord woman how did you get in their living room.

Jade stares at her, knowing better by this point then to just accept the casserole. It could be filled with poison. Or bees! Or bees that shoot poison from their eyes and turn into bigger bees that burrow in your ear and take control of your brain. She is on to you Mayfield. ]

... Daaaaaaaad.

[ Jade: Summon the father figure. ]

[godcomplexed]

[Father figure: come lolloping into the room!.]

Oh dear, that's the voice. The "something is certainly wrong and so I need an adult" voice. Really hoping it's not another-

[Oh... Hello Jill.]

Well. That's rather uncomfortable.

1488 Kramden Road

[emaiya]

[ Is it rude to greet someone with a pistol to their face? Oh probably. Does Maiya look like the type to really care? No, she probably doesn't. This probably won't end well. ]

Who are you?

Re: 1488 Kramden Road

[mayfield_mods]

[She shows absolutely no reaction to the gun.]

I don't care what Mrs. Johnson has to say about it, pearls will never go out of fashion.

852 Goldberg Street

[manipulator_of_objects]

[She was just about to head out on an errand when she discovered Jill at her door. Her expression frowns a little at the offer as she considers her options. This was a drone, what was offered was probably something she shouldn't accept. Accepting however was probably the only option....

Perhaps there was a third option?]

What kind of casserole?

[enpatsushakugannouchite]

[ Shana just looks up from doing her homework on the floor when Mrs. Smith stops by, also interested in the type of casserole. ]

836 Hastings Boulevard

[thegirltwin]

[Nina emerges from the kitchen, only to find Jill suddenly standing in her living room, with no warning or explanation. She feels a shiver run up her spine.]

I, ah...

[prissy_hooves]

Oh, yes, that's quite kind of you, dear, but I'm afraid we've already eaten!

[Rarity wants no part of this either.]

311 Miller

[busy_fists]

[Nanna Egbert didn't raise no fool. Dad's ready for this onslaught of neighborly hospitality and goodwill, cream pie in hand almost as soon as he turns around to look at Jane.]

Well, one good turn deserves another, mom always said. Maybe we can exchange recipes.

Re: 311 Miller

[mayfield_mods]

Hello, dear! Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

912 Bilko

[forever_cheery]

[Aurora comes across her in the living room, and is startled by the surprise guest.]

O-Oh! What? Who are you?

[eveningcalm]

[Which has Izumo looking in from the kitchen and gaping.]

...I don't remember hearing the doorbell.

839 Hastings

[midgardserpent]

[Jormungandr opens the door, raises an inquisitive eyebrow, and prepares to shut the door again in the strange drone woman's face.]

Re: 839 Hastings

[mayfield_mods]

Have you seen the new mink hat they're selling in the shops? Isn't it just gorgeous?

1767 Beaver Street

[yvnyet_uv_mekrdhehk]

[There's a drone woman at the door. Rikku doesn't recognize the woman, but she does recognize the expression. Drones are weird and kind of creepy.

But hey, she has food! Without taking the time to consider that this might be a terrible idea, she gives the woman a big smile.]

Oooh, thanks!

Do we get to keep the whole thing?

Re: 1767 Beaver Street

[mayfield_mods]

You must tell me your recipe for apple pie!

753 Patridge Drive

[imbodytemp]

[Mesosua jumps when he opens the door to see the girl standing there.]

Oh, ok, I need to get a plate though...

Re: 753 Patridge Drive

[mayfield_mods]

What a lovely day in Mayfield it is!

918 Bilko Boulevard

[sara_mudou]

[The doorbells rings. Sara is laying on her stomach in the living room watching TV, so she calls out to whoever else might be present and goes to the door. She is nothing short of surprised by the person standing there, though.

Should she invite Jill inside? Or tell her to leave? Which is more dangerous? Maybe Fenris will know what to do. To herself, Sara prays that he'll suddenly appear from around a corner or something.]

C-Certainly! We'd love to. Please, won't you come in?

[For now, she decides inviting Jill inside is better than slamming the door in her face and defying the Smiths.]

Re: 918 Bilko Boulevard

[mayfield_mods]

I don't care what Mrs. Johnson has to say about it, pearls will never go out of fashion.

1761 Beaver Street

[hawkeward]

[Hawke almost jumps, amazed that someone was able to successfully sneak up on her like that - or teleport or whatever the hell just happened.

She squints at the casserole suspiciously. Even if she was completely oblivious to Mayfield's ways, she still wouldn't trust a stranger's cooking.]

Oh, but I just ate! What a pity.

Re: 1761 Beaver Street

[mayfield_mods]

What a lovely vase you have!

457 Stone Street

[doofenstrudel]

[It was time for a break from futzing around in the garage. Doof washed his hands in the kitchen sink, then turned about to get a towel to dry them and...] Gah! [...there she was in front of him.]

How did you get in here?! ...what? Casserole?

Re: 457 Stone Street

[mayfield_mods]

My little angels just go absolutely crazy over my freshly-baked cookies!

431 Peepers

[darrrling]

[ Yeahhhhh it's more than a little creepy closing your fridge door and finding a stranger standing behind it when she wasn't a moment before. Also when there was no sound of any of the doors in the house.

Definitely not a normal town, but Milla hasn't exactly been "normal" in years, has she? And she sees no point in being impolite to the...is natives the right word? Particularly when she's been having fun playing mama again for the first time in, again, years. So she smiles brightly, getting down some glasses. ]

Well, hello, darling! That's very sweet of you to offer. Psii, sweetie, you should come down - we have a guest! Darling, what's your name? And what would you prefer to drink? Oh, and you really have to try this new recipe I just whipped up from the cookbook - it's called Blueberry Boy Bait and it is simply divine.

[ She gestures to the baked treat cooling on the counter, smiling. No Milla does not have too much fun being domestic, what are you talking about. ]

1/3

[polariity]

[In the meantime, a certain fake husband has been mostly upstairs, going through their bank statements to make sure that they're well and settled. Money is serious business, and he wants to make sure they're doing alright. Not that he was able to get much- it was like pulling teeth just to make it happen in the first place.]

[When he hears Milla's voice and the sound of chattering in the kitchen, Psii perks up in curiosity and sets this stuff aside. A guest? Is it one of her friends, one of those kids? Admittedly, he's introduced her to his friends- two out of three anyway, poor Dolorosa- but he hasn't had a chance to see who she knows.]

[So he's hesitantly smiling as he pokes his head into the kitchen-]

2236 Stevens Road

[sunnysnakeup]

[Sunny will be heading outside in order to work on whatever project she's at presently, meaning there are parts strewn on the grass and she's got some tools under her arms. She blinks at the woman a bit, confused.]

...W-what's casserole?

Re: 2236 Stevens Road

[mayfield_mods]

Look at these earrings my darling bought me. Aren't they wonderful?